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I worked for a corporate record store in the US when the @poguesofficial “If I Should Fall From Grace With God” was released. Corporate said to put the album in the Christian music section. 🤣 I should’ve just let that happen, but 17-year-old me hadn’t yet embraced chaos.

@slice hello! I placed an order and the delivery driver has been “heading to the restaurant” for an hour. It’s an hour late now. I contacted chat & learned that the pizza delivery is via a bicycle…in January in New Hampshire. It’s below freezing and a 20-minute trip.

@BCBSIL can you explain why my BCBSIL app says that CVS is in-network, but when I called to find out why an rx isn't covered I was told "oh the app is for medical"? Your customers do not differentiate between "medical" rx and "pharmacy" rx. What new insurance shell game is this?

@DHSgov This is truly the kind of measured response that builds trust with the American people. Constant deflection, use of all caps, posturing, & overall trolling style of posts absolutely screams "professional federal law enforcement". (/s, since ppl are stressed and irony-deficient.)

FAKE NEWS. The TOP priority of the Trump Administration is the safety of children and ensuring they are reunited with their parents or safe guardian—UNLIKE the Biden administration, which LOST nearly 300,000 migrant children.   This is a long-standing practice used to prioritize getting children back to the safety of a parent or legal guardian in their home country and is accredited in the Trafficking Victims Prevention and Protection Reauthorization Act of 2022.   The only change pursuant to the Big Beautiful Bill is expanding this option to return home to UACs from additional countries beyond Mexico and Canada.

@nypost @realDonaldTrump This is the only time that the GOP has given a rat's ass about the disabled.

Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett accused of ‘abusing her power’ at airport after she cut passengers in wheelchairs trib.al/Dscc1R8

@Decadent_Angel @DHSgov The social media of the US 21st-century Geheime Staatspolize sounds like a bunch of rejects from 4Chan are running it. The government agency is hyperbolic, bombastic, and completely unprofessional. George Bush or Ronald Reagan wouldn't have tolerated these antics.

@DHSgov I fully support the self-deportation program BUT why are you filming and photographing the self-deporters and then posting them online? Please STOP 🛑 doing that ! Please respect their privacy!! You can give us updates of success without exposing them!

Today, DHS conducted the first Project Homecoming charter flight from Houston, TX, to Honduras and Colombia, bringing 64 participants who opted to self-deport back to their home countries. All participants were offered the same benefits as any illegal alien who self-deports using the CBP Home App. They received travel assistance, a $1,000 stipend, and preserved the possibility they could one day return to the United States legally.

@MonicaLuc71183 @DHSgov @StephenM The US government could easily help Americans who lost their homes. But when a politician runs on a platform to help people, everybody screams COMMUNIST SOCIALIST and votes against it.

They are treated better than most Americans suffering losing their homes in fires, hurricanes, foreclosures etc. Glad we are fronting the expense. Yes all will argue with me ‘it’s saving money in the long run’ Whatever, their Countries should be coming in and taking them back. The only thing we should pay for is the bus to the airport where the plane is waiting.

@SA_Gunnison @DHSgov @WhiteHouse They believe the toddler is running MS-13.

@DHSgov @WhiteHouse Who is this for? Who does this help?

@DHSgov The comparison of ICE agents to the Gestapo is unfair... to the Gestapo. Members of the Geheime Staatspolize showed their face when carrying out their duties.

Governor Walz’s comments comparing ICE agents to the Gestapo is sickening. ICE agents put their lives and safety on the line to arrest criminal illegal aliens let into our country. 🧵Below are just some of the criminal illegal aliens ICE has arrested in Tim Walz’s Minnesota:

@JodyHiceFRCA And none of that has to do with the unnecessary addition of PBAs. Nor to the unnecessary lobbyists that health insurance companies have. Nor to Americans of all ages being less healthy. Nor to the enormous compensation packages their upper level staff are paid. It's all the ACA

Americans are feeling the full brunt of #Obamacare’s failures: → Skyrocketing insurance premiums → Soaring deductibles → Shrinking coverage & access to health providers → Diminishing participation by insurance companies in the ACA marketplace → Closing rural hospitals

Uh, @facebook? Why, exactly, is searching “El Salvador mega prison” getting me a message that youngster sexual harm is illegal? This bug (it is a bug, yes?) should be fixed before site users start to think that something weird is going on with the algorithm.

Oh and when CVS texted me a link, it sent me to a URL with somebody else's prescription information.

@cvspharmacy why does the CVS app say that I can't receive a delivery because I'm too far from the CVS/it's not a residential address/outside the state? I live less than five miles away from the pharmacy. CVS delivered to me last week.

@realdogeusa He's threatened to stop payments to the elderly who have paid in their entire lives because he didn't like the court's decision. It is inexcusable to hold the elderly of this nation hostage over a political battle.

Acting Social Security Administration Commissioner Lee Dudek: "DOGE is a critical part of President Trump's commitment to finding fraud, waste, and abuse, and better ways for the government to function to support its people." "I want to be very clear about the DOGE personnel who are now working at Social Security. Doge personnel CANNOT make changes to agency systems, benefit payments, or other information. They only have READ access."

Trump and Vance spent more time demanding that Zelinsky be "thankful" that they were talking to him than they did engaging in any actual diplomacy. Then again, Trump and Vance are bullies and thugs, an utter embarrassment of an administration #UkraineStrong #UkraineDeservesNATO

Apparently my account will be suspended if I protest the Trump Admin. How about this? Fuck Trump and his administration and fuck you, Elon. Suspend my account, bitch.

@taradublinrocks @elonmusk Nazis in leadership dressed better than Elon Other than that though, agreed.

I hear Elon is really mad about everybody calling him a Nazi & he’s suspending accounts calling him a Nazi, so I just want to make it clear that Elon Musk is definitely a Nazi #ElonIsANazi @elonmusk

@JDVanceNewsX Good news! Every November is veterans month!

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump said: "We should replace Pride Month with Veterans Month to honor the heroes who served our country." Do you support this move? YES or NO?

@Newsweek that is a Nazi salute. Don't obfuscate. Well done on missing the real story -- that an Anglican priest is publicly performing a very slightly modified Nazi salute in public.

@StrikeForAll I'm in. I am not giving money to any organization that won't openly value somebody like me as an employee.

@thriftycars I was charged for insurance coverage that I said I didn't want. I called the 800 number & was told that error cannot be fixed on the phone, & I have to drive back to the airport and get a new rental. That's a 45 minute drive for an employee's error. Can you assist?