Geoffrey “The General” Bagsalot, JD

@sujitsu_ (She/Her)

My boy ran out of free likes on hinge so he shoots his shots on LinkedIn now 🤣 #respect

@FocusedCompound @chasedownleads What discount rate did you use? Feels like you don’t take into account the spacetime continuum.

The unanimous prov1 of pencils. Kinda makes me want to booze

What a fucking name man

@BigIronHank @danthedonjohn Ur in bouse bud and you would look at the ground when speaking to me in person

@TheBagMachine @danthedonjohn You are retarded

Since everyone is #selfdoxxing thought I’d hop on the wave. Me and this bird chilling

@stanthestroker @YBGWilfred

I gotta give it to the CIA at this point man #death

@bensongumballll Tweas? Are you a chick? Get yourself a real beer like a man

Thinking about the pizza and beers (tweas) I’m gonna be pounding 7 days from now watching the White House card

Top 50 things I hate

@genedamachine72 Love island mention is obviously crazy but would it kill this foid to use a fucking period or comma god damn

NIGGA WHAT IN THE FUCK? Love island ? Gene is fucked! #Killingmyself #shrink

@AlexNewman55 Game of Thrones

Alexander’s Updated Favorite Shows: 1. The Sopranos 2. Better Call Saul 3. The Wire 4. Breaking Bad 5. Entourage 6. Succession 7. Mindhunter 8. South Park 9. Trailer Park Boys 10. Friday Night Lights

@booneshow99 Thanks for this skip. Jorts are gay

Some things I won’t let my son do -Wear gay shit for “Drip” in athletics - have a relationship longer than 1 year before sophomore year of college -Drink Gay drinks like Smirnoff ect. - Post TikToks - wear Jorts - Squat a truck - be disrespectful -Not play Golf #LANK

@makonattack Love this from you Floyd

@bensongumballll Because I’m not an absolute squid

How do you guys drink so much alcohol

@caseycockschmid @jaydogreddy

@DanGlesack_ PM suit ur a squid bud 😂 real men wear Tom Ford

You clowns worried about polos… welcome to the big leagues kids

@jaydogreddy @katiopolis Good shot windy day

@katiopolis I’d tongue slide your meat cannons like a credit card reader

okayyyy

The “whatsup Gang” i’m going to throw at this guy will break the sound barrier

@BenjCobb I’m going to kill myself in front of you and change the trajectory of your life

#MutualThursday Bored at Internship - leave a comment and I’ll reply with a country song that I align with you!

@JeffersonThaMan @BuckshotBurke