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I'm a writer, motherfucker! I think. I write. I drink. Not always in that order, though. Sometimes I drink, write then think That usually gets me in a lot of shit I hope my words will live on, long after I die But I will also settle for girls taking off their painties for me...

@tidisoccer Okay ke, Ribeiro will fill that entire top 5 by himself.

There’s never been a player in PSL history who did what Lucas Ribeiro did. Please respect Judas 🔥🔥👊🏿

@Boitu_Molefe_ @NalediChirwa Documenting foreigners doesn't mean making them South Africans or giving them South African IDs. You can have a different type of document for foreigners and not give them the same benefits as South Africans. Documented people are easier to find when they commit a crime.

Oh @NalediChirwa ….Point missed!! Every functioning state regulates entry based on capacity and economic reality. South Africa cannot be the exception. You don’t just settle anywhere in the world. Countries tie immigration to clear conditions , skills, scarce sectors, or strictly defined refugee protections. So what policy logic is being applied here? We are not against documentation. But to present it as a solution especially under the claim that it will help track criminals….is fundamentally flawed. Illegal immigration is not just a criminal issue. It is an economic and systemic issue. You cannot document and absorb more people into an economy that is already failing South Africans. Documentation does not create jobs. It does not fix service delivery. It does not resolve structural unemployment. Until South Africa stabilises unemployment, restores service delivery, and rebuilds economic access, expanding the system only deepens pressure on those already left behind. This is not about opposing reform , it is about demanding policy that actually responds to the scale of the problem. Fix the state. Apply rational immigration policy. Prioritise South Africans. That is how serious countries operate. Stop fooling people and yourselves EFF.

@LeratoPillayZA Both you and this man are idiots. South Africa has 4,862 kilometers total land border. That's like taking the distance between Joburg and Cape Town, multiplied by 3 and some change.

Raising 5 million shouldn't be hard , through crowd funding. Inkinga is Cyrils NGOs and police who will disrupt his work and come with terms like "illegally removing people without alternative accommodation" and the likes. Let's find a way to support his initiative and see it through

@InsaneHurrikane @dumingo40 @JacintaNgobese Cape Town is basically owned by white foreigners.

@dumingo40 @JacintaNgobese Wouldn't you?

Buffalo City Municipality has sold land to a Nigerian 🤷🏼‍♀️

@JacintaNgobese No municipality sells more land to foreigners than the City Of Cape Town. The entire Atlantic Seaboard is owned basically owned by foreigners but no one complains because it's white foreigners.

@LangelihleMaph1 @athenkosi591 It's the same stance as EFF. They've been saying let the police and home affairs deal with illegal immigrants.

@athenkosi591 What would be a valid reason for insulting MKP on their stance?

"When you say undocumented foreigners, you are talking about people who have broken the law, and those people must be arrested, but when you are documented, there is no need for us to chase you because you are documented and you are known by the government" Sibonelo Nomvalo MKP SG, You will never hear them insulting MKP because it's not Julius Malema 🤧🤧

@AkanimiltonM When they meet Chiefs, they'll be sitting at number 14. When they lose they'll either go to play-offs or straight relegation. In fact, at next month this one will be long fired.

Chippa United coach is disrespecting Kaizer Chiefs for this 😤 😒

@pgmaumela @pumpkinangel09 @BoyJacobs2 @EFFSouthAfrica @MYANC But if you check the AG reports, you'll realize he wasn't fired for incompetence. It was an internal ANC factional battle. When the current faction gained control, they started by removing the AIC mayor and replaced him with ANC mayor who didn't like being outperformed by EFF.

@pumpkinangel09 @BoyJacobs2 @EFFSouthAfrica @MYANC Isn't bcos the occupant in Gauteng was fired from same position at metro level?

The MMC for Budget and Treasury in Nelson Mandela Metro is also from the @EFFSouthAfrica so why is the @MYANC making noises in Gauteng .

@CalvinPhiri8 @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo What are you saying?

@ThulaniWrite @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo In the ANC or GP PEC? Seriously, if that happened according to you why did the Veterans didn't know about this decision?

The ANC and its Leagues of cowards must not lie because there is a historical record of why they wanted the EFF out of governance in Ekurhuleni. It was David Makhura as Head of the OR Tambo Political School who wrote that it is not strategically beneficial for the ANC to be in coalition with the EFF, because the EFF is using governance to eat into their voter base. It was Jongizizwe Dlabathi, the current Secretary of the ANC in Ekurhuleni and MMC of Finance who wrote to Fikile Mbalula that the relationship with the EFF is not strategic because EFF MMC’s are outperforming ANC ward councillors. The ANC even mobilised people to chase away Thembi Msane from fixing a water and sewage issue out of fear. It was Mzwandile Masina who said the same things above. Responsible media would know this, raise this and remind South Africa that the ANC is lying about its reasons to not want the EFF in governance. There is no corruption or mismanagement of funds that Dunga did in Ekurhuleni, the ANC told all of us that it is not strategic for them to allow the EFF to deliver services to the people. Finish!

@CalvinPhiri8 @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo How was one dispute a political decision? There was an internal battle within the ANC, the faction that's against EFF won and they changed the mayor that appointed Dunga. New mayor removed him, so what was he supposed to dispute?

@ThulaniWrite @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo Did Dunga dispute what made him fired?

@ThembaniMsi8993 @SbuMasang 🤣🤣But Benni is still a Chiefs fan after he molested Chiefs as a Pirates striker.

@ThulaniWrite @SbuMasang "Once a Pirates always a Pirates ☠️ "ours is the blood and I believe on his contract there are some Pirates links or terms&conditions.

Is this real? 😳

@ThembaniMsi8993 @SbuMasang But Chiefs is the team he grew up supporting. That one season he played for Pirates, he respected the badge but now he doesn't have to, Pirates doesn't pay his salary.

@SbuMasang He took it too far 🤧🤧we understood the friendship hhayi loku 😡

@CalvinPhiri8 @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo So if we go by your reasoning, that means we must believe Xhakaza who was at the crime scene when Bongani Mfihlo was murdered but won't reveal what happened, and even went to court to silence journalists? Xhakaza who misled public about focus of Mpho Mafole's audit & findings?

@ThulaniWrite @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo Why didn't Panyaza defend him. The same Panyaza who fumigated empty classrooms for R400m. The same Panyaza who told us he taking a shower at hotel while the province has a water crisis. You want me to believe. My bra Panyaza is not my friend a family.

@CalvinPhiri8 @Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo But the mayor lied. Panyaza was also present in the meetings where the decision to get rid of Dunga was taken, even he says it was political

@Ceeyazn @GivenSboNkosi @Sinawo_Thambo He is correct, that was what the mayor said

@Willy_Moshoeu @CleopatraDK 🤣🤣🤣... but in isiXhosa running is not ukugijima, it's ukubaleka 🤷🏿‍♂️ but your explanation is still hilarious 🤣🤣

@ThulaniWrite @CleopatraDK It explains the running. The founder ke Mgijima.

To those asking; They call it the Church of God and Saints of Christ (COGASOC). Don't know where it is in SA though

@CleopatraDK @am_servant @AshantiBabes80 This person has an Israel flag. Currently that country is murdering children. There's no doctrine more satanic than that.

@am_servant @AshantiBabes80 @ThulaniWrite Oh?👀 How so?

@lodpunter @CleopatraDK Nalana akwaShembe ayatyiwa? 🤔

@CleopatraDK @ThulaniWrite I think nigga was into men, there is just no way I am going to dress in women's clothes while my wife is all covered up. Ayatyiwa lamadoda phaa.

@garth_gopi @GardeeGodrich @KayaNews Fired for ANC factional reasons, and not for poor performance. The Auditor General was very pleased with Dunga's tenure and he even won an award. But then the ANC faction that's friendlier to the EFF lost power and was replaced by the pro DA faction, and that faction fired him.

@ThulaniWrite @GardeeGodrich @KayaNews Dunga was fired by the Ekurhuleni mayor, Nkosindiphile Xhakaza, last year, where he occupied the position of MMC for finance.

The ANC Veterans League has raised concerns over recent changes to the Gauteng Provincial Cabinet. This includes the appointment of EFF provincial leader Nkululeko Dunga as MEC for Finance. The league has criticised Premier Panyaza Lesufi’s reshuffle, warning that entrusting a R179 billion budget to Dunga raises serious governance concerns. #KayaNews #CouncilReshuffle SM

@justnyoo @LadyGojas_ Is @ChrisExcel102 also Zulu because here are Shembe men also wearing mini skirts.

@LadyGojas_ I dont have to ask what tribe is this but I am dead sure it is that of ChrisExel.

Your strict fathers at church 😭😭🤣🤣

@SthembisoM77071 @viwe_mvand91622 @RealTshemedi2 Andile PLAYED and won trophies at Sundowns while the guy who supposedly carried him at Pirates had a forgettable career at Sundowns.

@viwe_mvand91622 @RealTshemedi2 You are coming with excuses. Show me Andile’s medal at KV

Jali went to Belgium and Oupa to Sundowns.