Bob “Balls Deep Bobby” Dickerson

Woke up this morning thinking about Busch lime… anyone else a fan of this succulent delicacy produced by Anheuser-Busch? Lmk #ballsdeep

That little fucker sure can scoot! #ballsdeep

Should be an absolute shootout, as neither of these two teams look like they’ve played defense before. And don’t even get me started on the pitching staffs. Hopefully Calvin doesn’t bring in that bald fucker who throws 78 and thinks he’s Skubal. #ballsdeep

Imagine if Bryan Carney went up there and started itching his belly instead of pitching #ballsdeep

@Nic_Bruder Nic, Yes. But not for the reason you may think. There are some really good views over there in Adrian! #eyecandy #teammascot #ballsdeep - Bob

@ballsdeepbobb We’d all rather play at the Nic right? -The Nic (Bruder)

Tears of joy #ballsdeep

@EmmitAcorn Emmit, Per sources, he is majoring in “insurance.” Whatever the fuck that means! Cheerio, Bob

How the fuck did Brian Carney end up at Olivet? That makes no fucking sense. #pondering #MIAABurnerverse

TRENDING: I have to shit so bad I’m prairie-dogging, and there’s no way I’m doing it on this fucking bus. Might have to super glue my asshole shut #toomuchmovement #fuck #ballsdeep

@DangerJohn67 @thefarmersheep @Ball_Kn0wledge @Giovann1Ferrari “Jersey shore”

@thefarmersheep @ballsdeepbobb @Ball_Kn0wledge @Giovann1Ferrari you already know. #jerseykid

what does the “dc” in “washington dc” stand for

Bob Dickerson

@Rajesh416769 Rajesh, This is the most accurate statement I’ve ever read. Keep up the good work. - Bob

Forget how much of an art jorking your shit is until someone else tries to do ts for you

#shrink whatever this fuckface is doing in this picture. Those glasses look retarded #ballsdeep

Evil morning @DisgruntledFan7! You are fucked today! #mediocrecoach #ryar #ballsdeep

In 1,000,000 universes this ends with smoking weed on my porch

@Giovann1Ferrari Giovanni, Your grandson is a fucking chad. - Bob

Dear Bob, Great to see your appreciation for Italians! My grandson is an outstanding child of Rome!! Ciao, Gio

This idiot can’t even spell “excited” #STUDENTathlete

Thank you to @JimLongbottom01 and @DisgruntledFan7 , your generosity does not go unnoticed. We need to get Stu back coaching this team to swat some Hornets, and take dogs to the pound. @Nic_Bruder you are a cheap bastard, and remember real estate pays well. #FritzOrNothing

Just hit 30 followers. Time to drop all of my day ones. #losemynumber #weup #ballsdeep

Daniel “The Maniel” Beccari #ballsdeep

@DangerJohn67 @BaronBombs @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn Johnny, I agree! Best, Bob

@BaronBombs @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn Big if true @ballsdeepbobb #dangerzone

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baby Gronk rizzes Lexi Klotz in Adrian, MI @Chris_oliver35 @Nic_Bruder @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @EmmitAcorn