shambles beefily

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

@Surtur @BWI_Airport It's ships other Boeing parts , inky 4 in the world , it's thiccc

@BWI_Airport What’s inside?

We recently caught a glimpse of this rare visitor, the Boeing Dreamlifter!

@thebottomcorna If he ever gave anything way through a bible verse Arteta would kill God to teach him a lesson lol

Is Timber hitting at not starting?

@_PhilCosta "He still has braces!" My 10yo 🤣

My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.

🚨 Bernardo Silva on penalty on Haaland: “All 50/50s have gone against us this season. It's the reality”. “For me it was a penalty. Some might have a different opinion. What can Erling do? As I said, we're used to it. We know how it works”, told TNT Sports.

Gonna be a suitcase nuke attack on US soil because Kash Patel skipped an emergency briefing to ride in Grave Digger

@TMZ Helll yeah

Shia LaBeouf Arrested Again on Battery Charge in New Orleans tmz.me/HKhGByQ

just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow

World Cup host nations, 3 months 4 months away from the tournament Mexico: Cartels are openly burning and killing in multiple host cities US: secret police is murdering citizens in the streets and arresting tourists for profit Canada: bad at hockey

@NoShirtIceCream @yesitsmyaccount Be a cold day in hell when I recognize him as a crane

@bcatfeb2 @yesitsmyaccount There's Freddy too

Two cranes? What is this, Frasier ? Thanks

@NoShirtIceCream @yesitsmyaccount Shit

@yesitsmyaccount @bcatfeb2 There's also Marty's brother Walt and his family. Idk if Maris changed her name back, but she was a Crane. Can't forget about Eddie either.

@Howmchdidyoupay @yesitsmyaccount God willing

@HoopsCrave Get ready to be underwhelmed

In-N-Out is reportedly opening its first location in New York City later this year.

@ieatbooks007 @megha_lilly Was better with Dan soder

@megha_lilly Bonfire is pretty solid, and a classic.

I was literally forced to read both these novels in a freshman class. They are extremely blah compared to the classics.

@SoveyX Of course they're French Canadian lol

This looks like a band that opens for my panic attacks.

Shout out to Ted

@SamJDean Off with his head !

More distressing scenes at the Emirates as Arsenal goalkeeper Tommy Setford strays into Sunderland’s half during the warm-up.

@DevonESawa They'd rather have kid cock

“Kid” rock. Oh they’ll for sure tune into that.

@HustleBitch_ Jd Vance calls this fore play

🚨 DOCTORS WARN HIM TO STOP - MAN WITH STRANGE ADDICTION ADMITS HE’S EATEN NEARLY TWO COUCHES In a shocking clip from My Strange Addiction, this man admits he’s eaten one and a half to two full couches - tearing apart cushions, sprinkling couch foam on top of more foam, and eating it like a snack. Doctors say the foam caused a dangerous intestinal blockage and they nearly had to remove part of his intestines to save his life. They also warned the cushions are made with toxic synthetic chemicals never meant to be ingested. Despite the warnings… he keeps eating it. Is this addiction… or something else entirely?