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@TYFDisciple @DrClownPhD The noblest of all shirts!

@ceedeepratt @DrClownPhD It looks like it's graduated to yard work shirt.

I need your help. My wife and I are arguing again. -She says this shirt has to go, it’s finished. -I say it’s lasted 8 years already and still has a couple years left as a pajama shirt. Who’s right? 🤔

@Milajoy Rules don't apply to democrats, silly

Eric Swalwell wants to be governor of California, but his finances are a hot MESS. How EMBARASSING! - In 2013, he withdrew/cashed out his pension. - Starting in 2016, he began accumulating substantial credit card debt, which has fluctuated between roughly $30,000 and $100,000 in recent years and remains largely unpaid. - He has made no apparent progress in repaying student loans originally taken out in 2006. - In 2020, despite showing limited evidence of significant assets or savings elsewhere, he purchased a home in Washington, DC for $1.2 million. - Shortly after closing, he obtained an additional/home-equity loan on the property. - In 2022, he refinanced the mortgage for $1.2 million. (As of early 2026, the home's estimated market value is approximately $1.25–$1.3 million, based on recent DC detached-home medians in that price tier and modest overall appreciation since 2020 in higher-end segments, though broader DC medians have shown mixed trends recently.)

@GoldenAgeTimes2 With Republicans like this, who needs democrats?

🚨 RINO REPORT: Sen. Rand Paul BLOCKED Sen. Katie Britt from introducing Sen. Markwayne Mullin at his Confirmation Hearing for DHS Sec., per Bill Melugin (Fox News' Congressional Correspondent). Britt is a good friend of Mullin, but got blocked because Rand selfishly wanted to open up the hearing with a negative tone. According to Melugin, 3 GOP Senators confirmed Rand blocking Britt. The source of his put out the following statement to Fox News: "Rand Paul has become completely blinded by his hatred of President Trump and petty personal squabbles. His actions today were those of a seething snake—and a hopeless hypocrite. What kind of free speech advocate would bar Senator Mullin’s choice to deliver his introduction from speaking? What kind of Republican would bar a fellow Republican Senator from voicing their support of a colleague? Why is this guy allowed to hold a Republican gavel anymore?" Whoever put out this statement isn't wrong! Libertarians have become the party of censorship. They have invaded MAGA & need to be forced out.

@MaryTilesTexas Or you're a Men In Black

I have no fingertips because of thinset lmao

@mrddmia They're trying it and we're letting it happen

Dear Islamists: Try it. We dare you. Unlike Europeans, Americans have guns.

@GovTimWalz Wow, have you been in China for the last few months?

Making Minnesota the best state for children and families starts with affordable child care.

@GoUncensored Biden's mask guy is going to be busy again

We’re calling it. Netanyahu, Barnea, Ben-Gvir and several other members of Israel’s security leadership are dead. That’s the Prime Minister, Head of Mossad and Minister of National Security. Iran hit a high-level meeting of minds the same way Israel did. The question is who had the drop on them and dimed them out to Iran. If Trumps smart he pretends like he double-crossed Netanyahu, takes credit for it all and leaves the war.

@LangmanVince I didn't know the Oscar's had a swimsuit competition

Is this an appropriate outfit for Jeff Goldblum's 43-year-old wife, Emilie Livingston, to wear to an Oscar Party?

@itsJohnRocker Then let's go with Japan's rule: Up to four non-Japanese players can be registered at any one time; of those, no more than three may be pitchers, and no more than three may be position players (Article 82-2)

Baseball is AMERICAS pastime… NEVER FORGET THAT

@PitchingNinja Teaching my 9 year old this

Tyler Rogers, Mechanics

@ATRightMovies Anything drew struzan

What's the most memorable movie poster from your childhood?

@JLucroy20 Terry steinbach. I'm a homer

Javy Lopez was my guy as kid.

@RAZ0RFIST @Styx666Official But go ahead and forget about Windows ME

@Styx666Official Don't forget the complete shitshow that was Vista.

Windows XP: "It works." Windows 7: spend ten minutes to modify it to make it work. Windows 8: Nobody ever used it lol. Windows 10: Take an hout to modify it to make it work. Windows 11: Take five hours to modify it to make it work. Windows evolves backwards.

@Vikeologist Took me 4 batteries to get through 2 driveways. 40s and 50s this week will let me off the hook for doing any more

Damn that was some heavy shit. Where the plow went was brutal. Still very windy so I sure I’ll have to do it all again in the morning.

@TYFDisciple Griffin Jax also an Air Force alum and active in the reserves. His brothers are enlisted as well. Things didn't end too well between him and my Twins, but hard not to root for a guy like that!

@ceedeepratt I didn't even know that about him until the interview. I was just like, oh, yeah he's a special talent. Then I saw the interview and learned about that and I was BLOOOOOOOWN AWAY. I just googled if he is a Christian, and results came back that he is. Im a fan of his now. 🙏

Just heard Paul Skenes interview before tonight's WBC game vs the DR and golly, that young man is IMPRESSIVE. His answers were so mature and no wonder he is the competitor he is. You can't afford to be off. We are serving our country in a way that we can. We fight, we win.

@Milajoy I'm thinking they don't want to do that because too many GOP are actually democrats

If the GOP wanted they could nuke the filibuster, pass ALL of Trump's agenda, then they could pass the filibuster INTO LAW so that Democrats couldn't ever use it. Thoughts?

@Cernovich Aren't blue slips a tradition and not a law? Nothing to get rid of, just ignore it

If I had a magic wand, would keep the filibuster and eliminate blue slips. Biden got all but one of his crazies through. The blue slip norm, a familiar pattern, only goes one way. Against us. Absent this, time for Thune to call a Senate recess and Trump does temp appointments.

@miles_commodore That's a little known fact!

I got a dm from a new follower who asked me who I was, are you a celebrity, why do you have so many followers? I told him I’m the Black Cliff Clavin!