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Cosmo the Cockatiel’s 1st Christmas! #christmas #cockatiel #funny #funny... youtube.com/shorts/i_btYfH… via @YouTube

@Phillies @PALottery Season sweep! That’s what’s IN!

SWEEP COMPLETE 🧹 @PALottery x #RingTheBell

@BroncJ Can’t wait to see it this weekend

Any other fellow Gen Xers think the new Masters of the Universe movie looks pretty sick?

@PanasonicDX4500 Marsh’s year and Schawarber

Reasons to still be invested in the Phillies now that Cris Sanchez's scoreless streak is over: 1)

@BATMANONFILM Calendar Man

@hammerito Grab him and sit him in Lehigh just in case.

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

@jaysonst He broken a 113 year old record and did not allow a single run in 49 innings. The Miz will get his recognition.

MLB doesn't announce the voting for stuff like Pitcher of the Month awards. Sanchez vs. the Miz wasn't as obvious as my friends in Philly think. I'd love to know how close this vote was.

@jonathan4206979 @dmagillwrite The Force

@deasnuts73 @dmagillwrite It's like asking how Luke hit the Death Star vent without the targeting computer...

The asteroid monster in Empire Strikes Back is an absurd plot point. Way out in space. On an asteroid. How does it survive? No water. No food. And no air - the hole is open. Speaking of which - Han, Leia and Chewbacca go outside there and no vacuum of space.

@dmagillwrite @jonathan4206979 The force guided him there.

@jonathan4206979 Just me responding to the OP. He said "no reasonable criticisms." I'd say I delivered. Want another one? On an entire planet, Luke happens to crash within walking distance of the one guy he was there to find. 😂😂

@visegrad24 Doesn’t matter. Aid should have been rendered immediately.

🇬🇧 Hampshire police claim that Henry Nowak would have died anyway, regardless of whether he was handcuffed or not. The Hampshire police have issued an official defense for the actions taken by the officers who handcuffed 18-year-old Henry Nowak as he was pleading for help. The medical examiner has testified that Vickrum Digwa’s 21 cm blade had caused a catastrophic wound directly to Henry's heart. Because the blade penetrated so deeply, the blood was pooling inside his chest cavity rather than soaking his clothes immediately. According to the pathologist, the trauma to his heart was unsurvivable from the moment it occurred, arguing that it didn't matter who was handcuffed at the scene first. The Deputy Chief Constable has publicly stated that "the pathologist who spoke in court was clear: there was nothing officers could have done that day to save Henry. His wound was deep and internal, the bleeding extensive but internal." Henry's father, Mark Nowak, stressed that while the wound was fatal, the police's mishandling denied his son the right to die with dignity, care, or peace. Essentially, the British police shifted their narrative on Henry Nowak from "we did nothing wrong" to "he would have died anyway, so the delay doesn't matter."

@JMichaelSclj @chinazaa14 But not the boots

@chinazaa14 Based on how I saw the needly thingies coming out of Peter's fingers in Spiderman 2008, I'm sure those things could certainly pierce the gloves. 😂😂😭

Genuine question How does Spider-Noir stick to walls while wearing thick leather gloves and heavy boots?😩😩 Is it just comic logic we’re meant to ignore or is there some explanation with his suit?💁🏽‍♀️

@chinazaa14 I feel the same of ALL spidermen when they wear boots. How do their feet stick?

@DanielCDolmar @politicalmath @grok Doesn’t matter. They should have rendered aid immediately and asked questions later.

@politicalmath @grok Were Henry Nowak's wounds likely survivable by the time the police got there?

@MikeKalinowski Amazing that it’s practical.

Come on….that looks so damn cool!

@SuperSagaNews @nickbeest9 I love that it is REAL!

Closer look at Lex Luthor's warsuit on the 'Man of Tomorrow' set (@nickbeest9)

@ItsRobbAllen He never OWNED him.

Dude literally carried R2D2 around with him everywhere he went during the Clone wars and has the audacity to say this to him.

@scrowder This is why religion needs to stay in the private sector. That’s why we have secular countries so religion is not over the general rule of law.

We don't care about your religion. I could say my religion requires that every time I get a hard on, I reveal it to the nearest woman. But it doesn't matter. We have rules that say you can't do that. Your religion says you have this dagger. We say you don't. Your religion says we can't draw a picture of Muhammad. We say we can. Goodbye.

@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators C

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Florida. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

@AlexandaDhillon @ScotsVeteran67 Should be able to wear one in your sock at anytime. If you are Scottish you should be able to regardless.

@ScotsVeteran67 You already have the right to carry it.

So Starmer the weak bastard has said no ban on ceremonial knives from tomorrow i shall be proudly carrying and displaying my ceremonial fucking knife. The Sgain Dubh 🖕

@ognittis37 @ScotsVeteran67 My reason to do so is because I WANT to be able to protect myself and my family.

@ScotsVeteran67 You can dae that anyway as long as you are wearing the full highland clobber. You can even carry a dirk as long as you are in full highland dress and have a reason to do so

@Dennis_Gregorio Just shoot through Yavin.

Instead of dropping out of hyperspace with a clear shot of the Rebel base on Yavin 4, The Death Star drops out of Hyperspace on EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE SIDE of the Yavin gas giant, and slowly orbits it towards Yavin 4, giving the Rebels plenty of time to stage their attack run. 🤷‍♂️