Function Health

A new price. The same depth of data—now $365 a year. That’s $1/day for more hikes, more hugs, and to unlock more healthy years. functionhealth.com

Function identified early indicators of ASCVD that led to a preventative plan at 36 versus waiting several more years to identify it. I have a pretty clear plan and starting to see biomarkers improve. I don’t care if they haven’t proven something in a paper - it’s been a impactful experience for me.

Function membership includes testing for mercury and lead, which is often a primary concern with amalgam fillings. There is also an option to add-on the Heavy Metals and Essential Minerals test that detects Arsenic, Aluminum, Copper, Iodine, and Selenium. For further assistance, or if you have any additional questions, please connect with us via live chat on our website: functionhealth.com/contact-us

@function Do you offer hair mineral analysis? From what I've looked into, it's the most reliable way to measure metals.

Zinc gets more attention during flu season, and for good reason. This essential mineral plays a role in supporting immune function. When levels drop, it can affect your immune health. Here’s why zinc matters↓

@TroyHeibein @Chase This is a big win for your future self. 👏

@function @Chase I’ve been wanting to become a Function member for a long time; with this offer, today is the day!

A healthy body isn’t just an investment in feeling good. It’s the smart financial choice. @Chase Sapphire card members: You can now earn cash back when you invest in your health with @function. Chase Sapphire Reserve cardmembers earn 50% cash back on a $365 membership. Chase Sapphire Preferred cardmembers earn 15% cash back on a $365 membership. Offer valid through March 31, 2026. Visit Chase Offers in the Chase Mobile®️ app to activate the Function offer.

excited to try this out !!

Get this: When caught early, many cancers have a 90% survival rate. Function gives you access to 160+ lab tests across your whole body, plus access to advanced cancer testing. To know more sooner. Dying of cancer shouldn’t be normal. Let’s make it history.

Perplexity Computer now connects to your health apps, wearable devices, lab results, and medical records. Build personalized tools and applications with your health data, or track everything in your health dashboard.

Function helps you go deeper. Get access to 160+ lab tests, including ApoB, Lp(a), and more. Citations in bio.

What many standard lab tests don’t include: • ApoB (a significant marker for cardiovascular risk) • Lp(a), (a genetically inherited type of of LDL linked to cardiovascular risk)

Is cholesterol really “good” or “bad”? That framing misses key details. 🧵

Your pet’s presence makes an impact. Test the systems it touches most to see how connection might be supporting your health. ➡️Stress ➡️Aging ➡️Immunity Access 160+ advanced lab tests through Function. Citations in bio.

4️⃣More bonding. Less stress. In one study, 86% of pet owners said their pets boost their mood and reduce feelings of loneliness. 👇 Interaction with pets can increase oxytocin—a hormone that supports bonding and helps calm the brain.

2️⃣They can support healthier aging. Pet ownership has been associated with lower allostatic load among older adults, the cumulative “wear and tear” of chronic stress. 👇 That means more balanced stress hormone activity and greater overall resilience over time.

1️⃣Your pet can help lower your cortisol. Even brief interactions with a pet has been shown to drop cortisol—your body’s main stress hormone. 👇 That drop is linked to a shift toward parasympathetic activity—your body’s ‘calming’ nervous system response.

Is having a pet the real health hack? Here’s what the science shows. 🧵