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I’m just trying to say things that don’t match my face so someday (to you) they’ll match my face

It didn’t used to have to be unspoken. But now it must remain unspoken. That’s the secret sauce. That’s what couples are doing behind closed doors. Agreeing

Men will marry you if agree with everything they say. Messing around with your appearance is a way to offset having to agree with *everything* they say (mostly agreeing is fine). Saved you the headache of sussing out this unspoken rule

Overhyping anything is, of course, low status

@graphtheory And I would never ever ever ever ever go there

@mousemastery same

For context, I grew up in a household where “San Francisco” was a curse word

@goblinodds Histamine is a vasodilator!

@mousemastery could be! labs suggest not though and i havent noticed any patterns there at all, but my BP is always low and apparently does dip noticeably after lunch

bit soon to say but claude seems to be uncovering a link between my menstrual cycle + low BP + migraines + afternoon crashes (post-prandial BP dip?!) SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

It’s therapeutic to visit the Kohl’s and flick through patterned blouses on the clearance rack. 50% off $33.60. Lauren Conrad ballet flats. A ruby brooch by Vera Wang for $4.30. Perennial Kohl’s

@mykola 🙂‍↕️

@mousemastery Lmao that answers that. (Sent from Columbus)

@mykola Columbus also a curse word

@mousemastery Because of the technofascists or because of the gays?

The algorithm randomly popping off and favoring you validates the oft-maligned “waiting for ideal conditions” strategy. You can literally wait for ideal conditions

I’m a rich poor (I don’t care about money and it bothers everyone around me)

@visakanv I can’t remember a single group project. It’s possible I just assumed every group project as my solo project and blocked out the other participants. Either way lost to time

i know of two big categories here– some of them are so wracked with guilt about it that they can't say anything, and some never thought anything about it at the time and don't think about anything now either so it doesn't even occur to them to say anything

@andruyeung I want to do my laundry and dishes in The Sims so AI can be me on a dating app

The only perspective that matters

DoorDash’s 100 Dashers Under 100

@bayeslord The Jesus prayer

As I’ve said for years, jhanas will likely have a hard time going mainstream until someone figures out a better name for them

Caffeine and adderall may have helped you in the code monkey era. But it’s steady captain era. You are the captain now

Many calming supplements are actually immune-stimulating. Ashwagandha, lion’s mane, rhodiola. Gnarly if you have autoimmune disease. L-theanine and taurine are better: they influence GABA, antagonize glutamate, and calm without sedation. Plus, they don’t rev up your T-cells… 🐁

@ohryansbelt Compliance is/was one of the last credential moats 🫠

the delve scam is sf’s somalian daycare moment

@StyledApe When they started calling Cluely the cheating app I was indignant. That’s Snapchat!

Does that Dinergoth article mention how much Middle America loves Snapchat? If not the author should be blacklisted from ever writing again.