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implr
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implr
@implring
Cursed Computer Connoisseur @dragonsectorctf, BGP shitposting @bgpwtf, infrastructure security at An Alphabet Corporation
انضم Temmuz 2018
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@DeepDishEnjoyer on the other hand every idiot who blindly copytraded you without risk management got btfo, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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woke up to my position up a couple hundred k and like 90 seconds later down a million and a half lol
after panicking a bit and closing too early, i can see that this is not a ceasefire and just a promise to not bomb the electrical grid
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@DeepDishEnjoyer liquidation at 140 CL so he's safe for a while probably
but imagine the smell if it hits
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MLM@mlmabc
An unknown entity holding $30M USDC across two Hyperliquid accounts is currently short 330.27K CL ($32.5M) and 144.71K BRENT ($15.8M), making him the largest oil short onchain. Out of the $577M total OI across both markets, he controls 8.37% ($48.3M), all on the short side. He is currently down $3.3M with a average entry around ~$109.2 on BRENT and ~$91.4 on CL. hypurrscan.io/address/0x985f… hypurrscan.io/address/0xac03…
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@cryeyesviolet_ @oxyberg66 W Twincie też można kodem, ale kod jest generowany przez sprzedawcę.
Integracja z kontem zależy od banku, ale zazwyczaj wychodzące bierze z karty (kredytowej), przychodzące prosto na konto.
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@oxyberg66 ale one są w pewien sposób inne z tego co czytałam, blik opiera się na 6-cyfrowych kodach a tamte na QR i nie są aż tak zintegrowane z kontem itp
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this is the greatest invention ever (only polish people can relate)
Marie🧚@glitchu__
they can never make me hate you
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@ChadNotChud Arguably panic or unsafePerformIO shouldn't count, as they deliberately exist "outside" the type system. You can always compile with -XSafe.
but yes, you need totality. In Idris it's quite easy to require without too much extra effort, but it's been a while since I last tried it.
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even purity doesn’t save you here. In Haskell:
mystery :: a -> a
mystery x = mystery x
(not to mention unsafePerformIO)
you need purity _and_ totality which is something you typically only get from theorem provers (if you disable sorry-esque escape hatches)
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fn mystery<T>(a: T) -> T {
std::process::Command::new("rm")
.args(["-rf", "/"])
.spawn()
.unwrap();
panic!(“no more hard drive :(“)
}
Pete Cawley@corsix
Speaking as someone who studied joint mathematics and computer science, this right here is how you tell apart the mathematicians from the computer scientists.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer what, i didn't mean to throw shade, i am actually curious about your process
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@implring idk why didnt you make a couple million dollars? this monday morning quarterbacking is getting tiring
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lmao oil closing sale on friday was a 4 million dollar fumble
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@DeepDishEnjoyer you can get paid >100% annualized to hold a perp cl long on hyperliquid right now
gods give me strength to not overleverage
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it means i sold my oil too early but at least i have enough money to purchase a euthanasia pod
Christopher David@Tazerface16
So, Kuwait Petroleum just declared force majeure on all oil deliveries. If you understand what this means, please raise your hand?
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I take it back I don’t like the Polymarket insider trading anymore I would rather remain in blissful ignorance on this one.
JohannesBorgen@jeuasommenulle
Sorry to bother you in the middle of your Tuesday, but the polymarket for a nuke detonating before June 30th is at 17% This market is full of shameless insiders, so watch for the massive spike.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer no no you don't get it he's going to build an ai datacenter that will drive itself inside tunnels in the moon and receive prompts from neuralink
buy tsla 900c right now to join the permanent overclass with elon
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good news everyone
we are getting the tesla roadster 2 before a city on mars after all
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epic vacation
a party (girls FTW!)
I cleared my calendar.
deal withthis . thanyou
~ rupi kaur
Josh@XJosh
>invite yourself to the jeff's diddy blud party >he frantically forwards it to ghislaine and asks her to deal with it >she tells him the parties are gone forever lol lmao
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Fascinated by the elon simps saying that the didn't actually go to the island.
Do they think Epstein was some kind of werepedo? "I stepped unto the cursed isle, now I must abuse children"?
He was a convicted sex criminal already, hanging out with him is bad regardless of location
TrueAnon@TrueAnonPod
At the end of 2012, @elonmusk emailed Jeffrey Epstein asking if he had any parties planned as Elon needed to “let loose”
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@popIntegers @DeepDishEnjoyer it's fun until you start losing and then you have no money and no fun
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"you risked your life savings on degenerate options plays and wasted your time to beat the stock market by 3% this year. can you imagine if your luck went the other way? you were punting with no skill."
"but i did beat the stock market this morning"
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@DeepDishEnjoyer tfw not selling my vested goog has now become a better trade than any of the small brain options bullshit i did all year
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@DeepDishEnjoyer There'll be equity perps on hyperliquid soon, one could just bridge there via some laundering mixer and trade perp-nvda directly
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actually if i were a nvidia insider and i wanted to break the law i'd just trade bitcoin right
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@DeepDishEnjoyer >passed by 70%
>tsla still down
>spx more down
>pooooots green
you can't keep getting away with it
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@DeepDishEnjoyer what if the tsla vote passes through the exhaust port and it pumps to 500 and takes spx with it blowing up your put star
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now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station
peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyer
i'm afraid the spx downside puts will be quite in the money when your friends arrive
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