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"Come one, come all to @jacroe! Come for the Javascript discourse, stay for the crab living in a human skull!"
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Jacob Roeland
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Jacob Roeland
@jacroe
👽Eldritch Alien Monster with Unclear Intentions Towards Humanity 🧑 he/him
28.800790,-81.273110 انضم Mart 2008
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I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/
syd@SYDNEYFROMNOVA
having a Twitter made before the pandemic is so ancient to me
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@PanasonicDX4500 Alternative: Miss Piggy would say she would never, ever do so, refuting anyone claimingthat she has. And she would blatantly ignore all the ample video evidence proving otherwise
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- Kermit: Against profanity, uses it frequently
- Fozzie: Refuses to go blue out of principle
- Miss Piggy: Of course
- Gonzo: Usually just mutters it under his breath
- Rowlf: Dabbles it in like a master painter
- Scooter: Literally never
- Rizzo, Pepe: Every other word
Thomas Sanders@ThomasSanders
I think it’s time. We need to let the muppets say fuck.
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@tiamattttt @godruler_ @WillSloanEsq I couldn't imagine watching it straight. It's hard enough to watch it with mst3k/rifftrax as it is
Hattiesburg, MS 🇺🇸 English
@godruler_ @WillSloanEsq Minos Hands of Fate. It was featured on mystery science theater 3000.
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In October 1966, a troubled 25-year-old El Paso resident took his own life. He had been active in the city's theatre community, and just a few short months before his death, he acted in his first and only feature film. Now, against all odds, decades later we know that man as...
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@SpitefulBoi @egoraptor It's a real change of pace and I don't know how to feel about it. Like, where did this competent boy come from?
And then I remember he runs multiple companies and has survived several youtube ad dramas
To quote a certain someone, I guess he really has been here the whole time
Hattiesburg, MS 🇺🇸 English
I’ve been saying this for years: people have always wanted to just “put something on” and traditional tv channels were the answer to this.
Being able to trust a “channel” in the curation of entertainment is so powerful… as a viewer, you’re not only able to relax and just enjoy your entertainment without the pressure of “deciding what to watch,” but also you’re exposed to shows and formats you normally wouldn’t choose.
Dropout is at the forefront of revitalizing traditional television for the new age. Their playbook is THE one to keep tabs on.
Dropout@dropout
📺 Introducing Dropout 24/7: a live broadcast stream on-site that airs all your fave Dropout content — just like regular TV! Drop in, anytime :D
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@AskTSA Why did @DENAirport TSA ask me to provide a second form of photo ID when I opted out of facial verification? My driver's license is a REAL ID
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@PBS The link to the help page on streaming "Call the Midwife" on this URL (pbs.org/call-the-midwi…) doesn't work. It leads to a "The page you were looking for doesn't exist." error #CallTheMidwife
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Hope Greta and her friends can swim!
timesofisrael.com/greta-thunberg…
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@MCO In addition, the waiver sounds like @orlandomayor could hold a press conference, punch a volunteer in the face, and she would just have to take it.
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@MCO This seems like a cheap way of either cutting staff or keeping staff numbers below what they should be.
It feels like you're taking advantage of people's love of airports/planes/MCO.
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TypeScript rule: The stricter we are, the safer we are.
But safety is a tradeoff. It’s not free.
Excessively strict typing rules may slow us down more than they help.
Example: Requiring explicit return types on every function improves safety, but is redundant and takes time.
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Just say you want to use `any`. Or that you want to go back to JavaScript
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This is silly.
Bro, I assure you, writing an explicit return type for my functions is not slowing me down. It doesn't even make it into the "Other" category of "Jacob's List of Unoptimizations"
I've spent more time wording this tweet than I ever have on explicit typing
Cory House@housecor
TypeScript rule: The stricter we are, the safer we are. But safety is a tradeoff. It’s not free. Excessively strict typing rules may slow us down more than they help. Example: Requiring explicit return types on every function improves safety, but is redundant and takes time.
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"For the best experience, download Netscape! Now!"
ily⚡️@0xIlyy
> User complains the website doesn’t work > Tell them to use Chrome > It works now Every single time.
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