Luke

I dont know any smart people who don’t read a lot of books

@762x54RAWR Spoken like someone who has never gotten laid

why would i have sex when i could just jerk off

@jackhneel I wouldn’t expect such unrefined advice from a guy like that lmao

Professor Jiang Shares the Best Piece of Advice He Has Gotten “Don't chase pussy.” (Via Jack Neel Podcast)

@neet_sol Are you saying if I’m 20 I should get a job? Not very NEET of you

@MrE_mssg Who are you to tell me I have to masturbate in isolation?

There is no working in isolation. Isolation is for entertainment, relaxation and masturbation. To get shit done u must be among people.

@lowkeyalbert Were you educationally challenged as a child

When I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $3K a month, I’d have $9K in three months

@nocontextmemes If you can go back to thinking like the young guy your life will vastly improve

@woja999 I’m getting that deep stretch

Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching

@ShitpostRock2 ANTI GYM PROPAGANDA I’ve been lifting for 5 years and I’m way happier with my physique

@neet_sol Damn I haven’t thought about it that way good point That’s it I’m quitting my job

“How do you make money while unemployed?” If you had an extra 2,000 hours a year you’d figure it out too

@fahmeedx Prime example:

it’s actually very important to get nerdier the older you get

@ZherkaOfficial Who are you bro

If you tell a woman you only want to cuddle and no sex and actually deliver on the promise she begins to question if shes even attractive and soon after becomes the beggar

@MurrayHillGuy1 What about for the bros to grab onto 😢

Top 5 reasons to work out 1. Look good for chicks 2. Have muscles for chicks to grab onto 3. For the bros to admire and hype you up 4. Be able to carry groceries in one trip 5. Eat more food

@phresh_arrow I’m tall

Men height Chart 4’9 Dwarf 4’10-5’0 extremely short 5’1-5’3 short 5’4-5’6 below average ( certified short) 5’7-5’9 Average 5’10-6’0 Above average ( certified tall ) 6’1-6’3 Tall 6’4-6’6 Extremely tall 6’7+ Gigantic

@NeetChud888 @neet_sol How will I eat food bro

just quit

@UziCryptoo This is actually really good parenting

I told my son that he could live with us after college. He had to pay rent. After 16 months, he moved out today. I showed up at his new apartment and gave him all of the rent back. He was a very happy young man.

@DrewVento This!!! The hard truth is that you really just have to figure it out yourself unless you have certain kinds of friends

Nobody making $50,000 plus a month is selling you a course on how to get in their industry and become their competition.

@DejaRu22 I might have a 1 year old in Spain and I think about it every day 😭

@ruffledsavior We do it’s called summer!!!

instead of dating apps we should just have a mating season

@lynk0x I hate thinking about what Alexander the Great had done by my age even without all the tech I have 😭😭

Nothing scares a man more than realizing he's getting older without any achievements in life.