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nathaniel
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nathaniel
@nathanielro
writer / actor / cool dude who loves to chill. follow my tiktok please
LA انضم Eylül 2012
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HE IS A CARTOON SQUID YOU FUCK
nathaniel@nathanielro
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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@nunya_josh They're both gay but I don't think they were ever together, that's why they still have so much unresolved sexual tension
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Also no cbm comes even a little bit close to Batman 1989 in terms of goons
Ben 🪲🩸🎬@The_GM_is_God
Live action Joker peaked here
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@ChefGod15 Being gay does not strip away someone's innocence and you're weird for thinking that
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@nathanielro None of them niggas are fags it’s a children’s cartoon stop projecting weird personal sexual beliefs onto children’s cartoons stripping them of their innocence simply because you can’t stop thinking about bootyhole
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@nathanielro squidward is the old strict gay
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@nathanielro That would be the case if Squidward lived on the surface. But there's no guarantee that the same thing that happened here could happen in Bikini Bottom (I love it when people take cartoons so seriously)
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@nathanielro @1followernodad He’s the strict old gay
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@springettte There's no source for that besides a couple uncited fan wikis
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@nathanielro no he wasn't? his canon birth year was in the 1970s. i was in his late 20s in 1999.
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@nathanielro how far can he stuff that clarinet up there
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@Fur_Hurts No that's SpongeBob's birth year, Squidward is way older
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@nathanielro His birth year on his license is 1986 so wouldnt he be 13 and scared
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@nathanielro Respectfully you don’t even know him like I knew him. He was a fuckin force on the club scene in the late 80s and early 90s
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@NateBlanchett If he lived a full and vibrant life, he wouldn’t be so irritated by SpongeBob. Squidward is miserable because he sees his whole life, from career to dating, as unfulfilled potential
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@nathanielro This is super condescending. Squidward lived a very full and vibrant life before we met him in 1999. Yes Squidward is an HIV positive man but he doesn’t let it define him but also isn’t ashamed of it. And yes he’s undetectable, not that it’s any of your business.
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@joannesbitch Mustaches should never reach the length where you start using wax
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i refuse to give men with stupid ass moustaches the attention they so desperately crave
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden
oh it’s SERIOUS for him😭
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