Guy with no tattoos only because he things it’s gay to shave his body hair
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@nathanielro @1followernodad He’s the strict old gay
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Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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@morallawwithin @ratlimit Ok ok ok now I just keep saying pasta to myself over and over in my silly middle American accent and it’s starting to sound like saying the word ‘pastor’ with a British accent…which…also doesn’t have an ‘R’ in the middle I’m now realizing…
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I’m really in love with the fact that, because British people don’t pronounce Rs, they think you added an R when you say a letter normally. To them, every word I say is filled with an incomprehensible number of Rs
.@LouiseRawAuthor
This may be hard for you so be brave.. WE SAY THE ITALIAN WORD THE WAY THE ITALIANS SAY IT. We don’t say ‘Parrsta’ like Americans… because a) it sounds horrible and b) THAT ISN’T HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT 🤣 🍝
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Cara Delevingne opens up about identifying as a "very proud lesbian" after people labeled her "pansexual" and pointed to her past relationships with men.
Watch the full video now: youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_qnS…
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@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God Indeed. But let’s say only cook county is left after secession. Why do you think your tax responsibility won’t change after your state loses 40% of its population as well as its economic hub?
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BREAKING: local woman discovers state without income tax has higher property taxes
Amy Nixon@texasrunnerDFW
If you purchase a million dollar home in Frisco, TX (or many other Dallas suburbs), you will pay over $2000 a month for the rest of your life even when the home is paid off And those tax and insurance numbers only go up, so perhaps it’s $3000/mo in a decade Total insanity
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@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God I imagine to a certain extent, my tax burden might actually go down, considering I wouldn’t have to pay downstate child support anymore. You know what? The more I talk about it, the better this idea gets. PLEASE SECEDE! IM BEGGING
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@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God Maybe. Or maybe finally chicagoan’s tax dollars can go to chicago instead of funneling out to subsidize the rural people that hate us. Sounds like paradise might just get a little better.
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@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God Sigh. You guys should just secede already. I certainly would vote yes just to stop hearing you complain
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@jiratickets The building is gone, but the site of HH Holmes ‘murder castle’ in Chicago is now a post office. He killed at least 9 people there
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does anyone have any more examples of this
Matteo Pellegrini@matteopelleg
the first commercial bank in the world, The Medici Bank, opened in this building in 1397 there's a zara store now
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@SenzakiKamo @c_art_y Not even the first Sydney Sweeney inane fan cast I’ve seen this week. Nice try though
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@Its_a_dryheat @TheAndrewNadeau As I’ve always said. That would be compelling! You can do whatever the FUCK you want! And people can react however they want just how you’re reacting to lupita as Helen of Troy. Are you joking? Sweeney as Harriet Tubman would be HILARIOUSLY BAD I would be there opening night
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@katie_cryptid @c_art_y Hmm here another fiction with a fictional character. Let's cast her! What? What's the problem ?
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Everytime a black actress gets hate for a casting turns out eartha kitt has already done it 😭
Kalshi Film@Kalshi_Film
Lupita Nyong'o is not the first Black woman to portray Helen of Troy. The first was Eartha Kitt, personally chosen by Orson Welles, in a play performed in Paris in 1950.
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@GreenestPotato @alcoholicpuppy_ @lemoncholia__ “I’m not gay, but if I had a boyfriend this is what he’d be like”
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@alcoholicpuppy_ @lemoncholia__ I’m not gay but if I had to have a bf he’d have are least 5 inches on me.
That’s why I don’t blame women for their preferences but it just makes me sad that they’ll never pick me.
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@Ralphabet_Soup @ellonico But then that would also change her line so idk
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obv she’s a nepo baby but don’t the ivys subsidize attendance for students whose families make under 100k/yr or whatever
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
The Menu (2022)
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@SenzakiKamo @c_art_y Ok. That’s her choice. IMO it would’ve been equally valid for her to accept the role, since every fiction movie is in fact fiction, but she should do what she wants.
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@ADB110 @lizkastacy @Not_Supremleadr K. The s just means really awesome. So awesome it’s better than A
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@katie_cryptid @lizkastacy @Not_Supremleadr Yes, you’re right. I didn’t look that closely but that’s not really the point of my question.
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I like how most of the comments are missing the obvious joke
Hood Action News@BAPingLoud
US Presidents in my lifetime
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@lizkastacy @Not_Supremleadr I get the Roosevelt picture but I don’t get the letters. What’s s tier? I assume f means fail.
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@karol If a 10-year-old boy says that here in California, the state takes them away and transitions them.
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“Can you get me Caitlin Clark underwear?”-10yo son
Me: very confused.
“All of my friends wear them.”-him
Me: googling Caitlin Clark underwear and only finding pictures of Caitlin Clark in her underwear.
“Oh those!”-10yo pointing at Calvin Klein underwear later that same day.
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