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Till Death Do Us Party • I’m not pro I’m the top seeded amateur

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Barrymore Nancy Drew
Barrymore Nancy Drew@katie_cryptid·
Guy with no tattoos only because he things it’s gay to shave his body hair
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Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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@morallawwithin @ratlimit Ok ok ok now I just keep saying pasta to myself over and over in my silly middle American accent and it’s starting to sound like saying the word ‘pastor’ with a British accent…which…also doesn’t have an ‘R’ in the middle I’m now realizing…
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florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈@morallawwithin·
I’m really in love with the fact that, because British people don’t pronounce Rs, they think you added an R when you say a letter normally. To them, every word I say is filled with an incomprehensible number of Rs
.@LouiseRawAuthor

This may be hard for you so be brave.. WE SAY THE ITALIAN WORD THE WAY THE ITALIANS SAY IT. We don’t say ‘Parrsta’ like Americans… because a) it sounds horrible and b) THAT ISN’T HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT 🤣 🍝

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@ratlimit@ratlimit·
(“CATCH A PREDATOR” BUT FOR BISEXUAL GIRLS CAUGHT MEETING UP WITH YET ANOTHER MAN) BUTCH DECOY: Be back in a sec! Just finding that Lacan translation haha CHRIS HANSEN: Why don’t you get sat.
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Variety@Variety·
Cara Delevingne opens up about identifying as a "very proud lesbian" after people labeled her "pansexual" and pointed to her past relationships with men. Watch the full video now: youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_qnS…
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Barrymore Nancy Drew@katie_cryptid·
@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God Indeed. But let’s say only cook county is left after secession. Why do you think your tax responsibility won’t change after your state loses 40% of its population as well as its economic hub?
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Barrymore Nancy Drew@katie_cryptid·
@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God I imagine to a certain extent, my tax burden might actually go down, considering I wouldn’t have to pay downstate child support anymore. You know what? The more I talk about it, the better this idea gets. PLEASE SECEDE! IM BEGGING
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Barrymore Nancy Drew@katie_cryptid·
@WavyDavyBby @HugoTheCat3 @the_P_God Maybe. Or maybe finally chicagoan’s tax dollars can go to chicago instead of funneling out to subsidize the rural people that hate us. Sounds like paradise might just get a little better.
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@jiratickets The building is gone, but the site of HH Holmes ‘murder castle’ in Chicago is now a post office. He killed at least 9 people there
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Barrymore Nancy Drew@katie_cryptid·
@SenzakiKamo @c_art_y Not even the first Sydney Sweeney inane fan cast I’ve seen this week. Nice try though x.com/katie_cryptid/…
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@Its_a_dryheat @TheAndrewNadeau As I’ve always said. That would be compelling! You can do whatever the FUCK you want! And people can react however they want just how you’re reacting to lupita as Helen of Troy. Are you joking? Sweeney as Harriet Tubman would be HILARIOUSLY BAD I would be there opening night

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TheGreenestPotato@GreenestPotato·
@alcoholicpuppy_ @lemoncholia__ I’m not gay but if I had to have a bf he’d have are least 5 inches on me. That’s why I don’t blame women for their preferences but it just makes me sad that they’ll never pick me.
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You WILL assign human sexually dimorphic characteristics to other animals because WE yes WE are all obsessed with how Girl Pretty and Boy Ugly
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@SenzakiKamo @c_art_y Ok. That’s her choice. IMO it would’ve been equally valid for her to accept the role, since every fiction movie is in fact fiction, but she should do what she wants.
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Lex Jurgen@Lex_Jurgen·
@karol If a 10-year-old boy says that here in California, the state takes them away and transitions them.
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Karol Markowicz@karol·
“Can you get me Caitlin Clark underwear?”-10yo son Me: very confused. “All of my friends wear them.”-him Me: googling Caitlin Clark underwear and only finding pictures of Caitlin Clark in her underwear. “Oh those!”-10yo pointing at Calvin Klein underwear later that same day.
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