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Looks like a hydrogen bomb test right off the coast. These things are usually top secret but for some reason I knew it would happen at 7:03am.
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Nick Walker
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Steph Curry release
Christian Odjakjian@OdjHoops
I’ve watched this shot 20 times this is honestly the coolest thing ever
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It’s over when a dude like that goes off on you. It just happens.
Pitless@pitlessball
High Point Chase Johnston
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The divide in America is between those who think this is hilarious and those who find it horrifying.
(H/T It’s hilarious)
Daily Wire@realDailyWire
This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂
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am I tripping or does Ant look like ‘86 MJ from this angle?
Vexx@WeLuvVexx
Two future faces of the league
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nah homie, you should just invest with Palumni VC
Elana@ItsElanaGold
If you’re looking for an ex-Palantir, Anduril, or SpaceX founder raising at a $20M valuation or less… you're not going to find it.
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How girls get attractive:
-dont eat
-dont put out
How guys get attractive:
-Two hour sessions gym
-chicken, rice, broccoli 7x per day w/6% BF
-1200iu TEST / 20iu HGH / 50iu TREN / 50iu DECA
-MUST be CEO/biz owner, 1mm AUM min
-trip to turkey
-LEG EXTEND surgery
-Bonesmashing
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"glazing" has become a weirdly commonplace term, considering how obscene its meaning is.
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I was going to recirculate this under that body card tweet but I might actually be hotter now. Will investigate further and report back
mommygirl, CPA@bigdumb_baby
Don’t forget about this when you start seeing me in turtlenecks everyday
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Jake Paul fiancé would fail but she wasn’t tested.
Hothletes!@hothletes
Have you ever heard of the #CakeChallenge?
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For years I have been saying that re-shoring is a multi-trillion dollar opportunity.
Incredibly pleased to see that @JeffBezos agrees!
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos is in talks to raise $100 billion for a new fund that would buy manufacturing companies and use AI to automate them, per WSJ.
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To quickly clarify: I wish I had written those jokes because they were amazing. But I’d only been at the wh for a few weeks - Lovett was still in charge of the dinner then. (I did watch from the cheap seats though, and the shade of red Trump turned was something.)
Stefan Smith@TheStefanSmith
You bolt awake at the White House. It’s April 30, 2011 and you are David Litt, Obama’s joke writer, and you’ve changed your mind. You won’t include any Trump jokes at that night’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner.
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I don’t think people will lose jobs but companies will hire less.
Simon Mikhailovich@S_Mikhailovich
A lot of the highly paid white collar workers who may soon lose jobs to AI must be in the top 10% of the US taxpayers. The same top 10% that accounts for 50% of consumer spending & 60% of the federal income tax revenues. Think about that.
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