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@ordinarytings I have to say, chicken and waffles is a little bit played out here. A niche black thing is now at every restaurant. It's only as good as the chicken 🐔

You go to the US. You see Fried Chicken and Waffles on menus and you think: sure, I like those things separately. Who says they can’t go together? I like freedom. Perhaps my Euro mind can comprehend. Maple syrup on savoury? Why not? But then you try and it’s like: no. This is bad. Just beige poison. Culinary hubris. An American abomination of abundance. It’s yucky.

@Gentlman_Gaming @Walmart My closest Walmart had no sign of any GI Joe for months. Then one day there were a bunch in the clearance section. Happy for that but where did they come from?

Seriously, @Walmart. What's the point? A vender would've been raked over hot coals and then kicked out if their space looked like this. Just close the toy department if you can't do better than this. The time of year doesn't matter. This doesn't change. #toycollecting #toys

@hjmuk24 Looks great, I figured it was a custom job. I need something just like it!

@poseface My wife had a guy make it. I’ve had it for a while. Just recently added the lights

Yo Joe!! The new headquarters is complete. The center piece!! #yojoe #gijoe #vintagetoys

@hell_line0 This is also good to remember you too medication.

Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine. This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!

@sappholives83 I see this tweeted all the time in both racial and gender contexts, about who doesn't move out of the way. Does no one understand you walk on the right? If you're on the left you move to the right.

I’m going to try this myself. My hypothesis is that most men will expect me to be the one who moves aside. It’s an interesting way to try to track male entitlement.

@ok6ixx It's definitely against the official corporate rules at AMC and Regal. I'm sure workers could not care less as long as you don't put them in a position to obviously know your smuggling food in.

Got a new job at a cinema and it's changed my life, asked my boss "what if we see someone taking their own food in" and she said "Ryan, it's a myth, people can bring their own food in here" my life has been a lie

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like

@RichardDawkins These are philosophical questions as old as the hills. Outside of the matter of offspring and any religious considerations, the answer is one philosophers will not like: because everyone knows its wrong.

@softboywin It jiggles the battery which gives it one last little push

Why does it work after you slap it though

@unlearn16tweet You can use the handicap stall if all others are in use.

Airport eavesdropping 101.

@guypbenson I worry this is going to discredit and backfire on the rising resistance/protest going on inside Iran already.

The emerging consensus among many elected Democrats is some version of: ‘To be a clear, Iran’s outlaw regime is deeply evil, exports terrorism around the world, pursues genocidal nuclear weapons, is drenched in American blood, and slaughters its own civilians en masse. But…”

@UptownOracle646 @chrisisclueless Still a great side effect tho

@chrisisclueless This is true.

A muscular body grants you social mobility in homosexual circles and I think we gotta be real about that. It’s not about health. It’s about widening your appeal and that isn’t a terrible thing. People enjoy being hot. People enjoy getting things. And honestly it’s easy!

this woman has created an oasis of salt for her upscale family. she requires her children to play in the salt for a minimum of two hours per day to combat the ghosts inside of their blood trying to exhaust and destroy them. the energy signature of the salt calms immune systems

Intersectionality has met its final boss.

@Yeahfolks @INTERIORPORN1 True. These seem pre-set up with people who have unique apartments tho.

@INTERIORPORN1 I hope my daughter never takes a random dude with a camera to her place so he can film it. This is a serious safety risk.

wait, her rent is $650 in NYC???! True meaning of lucky

@striker2fall @ADRWC I am watching wondering right or wrong, what was the rationale?

@ADRWC Didn’t the gran shave her head because something was stuck and you couldn’t wash it out

Next time that baby would have seen her would have been at her funéral 😩😩😩😩

@ch1ckenrat The filmed intro part was good. I thought she was VERY JoJo Siwa. Also there were moments where her jokes didn't land that could have been "produced" to show they did. Like the "I'm talking about oral". It was very Snatch Game.

am I crazy in thinking juicy's snatch game rlly wasnt that bad..... like I was cracking up and she rlly was jojo imo.....

@mamaztheguru Agree. Plenty of people in my real life could use some money, I'd give to them over a stranger that I "know" from TV.

Not to sound like an inconsiderate b-word but I will never ever donate to a celebrity's gofundme. I hope he gets everything taken care of, but all those rich friends in the industry should be able to chip in and cover this.

@yue_yue19 @OliLondonTV OF COURSE she had views on things, but she's smart enough to not open that can of worms. We know her because she's an actress, not Plutarch. I respect it.

Michelle Yeoh's response in the video isn't perfect at all. First of all, politics is intimately connected to every single person—this is the most basic, common-sense fact there is. If she says she 'doesn't understand politics,' she's basically announcing to the world: 'I'm an idiot.' A person who's lived in Hollywood for decades, claiming she doesn't understand US politics??? Come on. Classic Puritan type. I absolutely despise this kind of Puritan bullshit."

Michelle Yeoh says she won’t comment on U.S. politics because she is not from America. “Best not to talk about something I don’t know about.” The actress was responding to a reporter who tried to get her to comment on the political situation under Trump.