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@NightShiftMD And your point is? Lol

Sir David Attenborough is 100 years old and still working. That is the tweet.

@russellquirk @MTrucksa @Iromg Lmfao

@MTrucksa @Iromg It was a joke. No one asked me to apologise

Further to my comments on the @Iromg Show this morning where I said of the Met Gala that ‘Sam Smith looks like a fat peacock in mourning’, I have been asked to apologise. Therefore I just want to say sorry to fat peacocks everywhere.

@mikedobridge @Mrdecent000 Yeah, because judging all students based on one experience is a wise thing to do lol.

@Mrdecent000 I had some students move in across the way. They'd come and go all hours, day and night. They'd play loud music in the early morning hours and have long conversations outside my window at at 2:00 am. I understand the annoying lady's concern.

Karen tries to forbid us from moving in 😡

@MittensOff Looks like a lovely place to live to me.

Imagine living next to these people.

@benonwine Of course he's right you look after yourselves before anyone else because you can't help anyone else if your fucked yourself.

With people in Britain struggling, Rupert Lowe says we should stop sending £133 million a year in aid to Pakistan 🇵🇰. is he right? What do you think?

@JamesMelville I think he's trying to say he likes "skiing" lmao. Explains the rent boys.

He’s always doing this weird donut hand gesticulation. This is not normal behaviour.

@JossJo_1989 @libsoftiktok Mental illness happened I think

@libsoftiktok What the hell happened? 😬

Sam Smith arrives at the Met Gala

@VaTechPhiDelt Take it you don't like trump lmao

Even though this is clearly AI, it's hilarious. Everything the Kensington Palace bush shagging adulterer says about the narcissistic dementia laden President of the United States is true.

@Klesk77719 @Countcristo44 Law enforcement in the uk disrespects the citizens all the time you have to give respect to get it back lol.

@Countcristo44 yeah... that's real funny. Teach the kids to disrespect law enforcement and authority. What do you think is going to happen when he's older and ends up in jail or with a cracked skull. Intstamute...

Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

@OnahPete So obvious it was a skit

A woman went off on her new neighbor… for renting instead of buying 😳 Since when did renting become a crime? Was she justified—or completely out of line?

@IykeNwaObi @omoelerinjare1 He would probably take offence to being called a man (even though he is) lmao

@omoelerinjare1 Very rubbish behavior. I hope the man is ok

A woman accused an elderly man sitting opposite her of stealing her AirPods without checking her bag. She handled him so roughly that he fell to the ground. Later, she found the AirPods in her bag. She tried to apologize, but it was too late.

@PeterMcCormack So you want child labour back? Lmao shows your just an idiot who would exploit anyone and anything to make more money for yourself. What a tit.

A minimum wage of £15 would end my coffee shop, it would have to close, as would many other businesses. I’ll explain for the economically illiterate. Staff costs are currently half our costs, a £15 minimum wage is actually more than £15 an hour for the company, because you have to add: - 12.07% holiday - Sick pay - Maternity pay if and when required - National insurance - Pension contributions These costs would mean the shop loses money because remember, energy costs are up, rates are up, regulations are up. Now you can pass these costs onto the consumer - that would mean charging a lot more for coffee, people won’t pay it. The likes of Starbucks and Costa can, because they have economies of scale. The independent doesn’t. Now the little socialist will say well this is your fault, if you can’t run a business that can afford to pay its staff properly, but the little socialist has never run a business and does not understand the dynamics. Now I could pay some staff off and fill those hours myself or reduce us to one staff member during certain periods - but this proves the point that a minimum wage costs jobs. There was a time when these jobs were done by kids, perhaps on the weekend, paid a lower wage, no holiday and no silly employment rights. Perhaps they were even paid cash. The dynamic worked and small businesses like this could operate. It was also a great first job. Sadly now it isn’t worth employing entitlement youngsters at this level of pay. So alas, I don’t need the stress, the business would close, a number of jobs would be lost. Economics is about understanding these dynamics, no vibes. The cost of living is not solved through passing on inflation to the business, it is solved by ending high inflation and creating prosperity. This is what socialists don’t understand, they can’t create prosperity, they can only destroy it.

@MandyRosen @Venmo @VenmoSupport The cocky "I wonder how many people would have sent it back" I'm so perfect part has got me pmsl. I can believe people told you it was a scam. I would have waited until u noticed you've actually lost money, lol.

Just received $61 in my Venmo, from a random person who sent it to the wrong Mandy Rosen. I sent it back immediately; I wonder the percentage of people in America who would have sent it back

@HumansNoContext It's still the same amount of sugar as it would be if he just filled it up with coke if nit less sugar because some of those were diet. Lol

How to unlock type 3 diabetes

@Sam_Ifeoluwani @Quamclips @grok Wtf you actually has to ask? Lmfao

@Quamclips @grok was this staged?

Unforgettable moment when Michael Jackson was held at gunpoint during the “Earth Song” History Tour.

@jamesnsweet Who's actually into that shit lmao.

@Amber_6610 I'll name a month that is also a girls name once you have learnt to write a sentence correctly

Name a month that also a girl name .

@BeverlyPee94692 @Lesmitch529 @JamesTate121 doesn't take much to not double down on something you know is incorrect and you were so close to admitting it but then you doubled down again lol no shame in being wrong we all get stuff wrong but it is very shameful to call yourself a lawyer and then double down on bogus claims

@Lesmitch529 @JamesTate121 No biggie. It's not bogus. But that's ok. You did waste your time on it and if you ask grok or even Google this you will find the answer. No law degree required. Geez people are so grumpy.

A retired lawyer in the U.S. was watching the news when he saw the story about the new Trump commemorative coin and something immediately didn't sit right with him. So he did what lawyers do. He went digging... And he found it. A federal law passed in 1866 that explicitly prohibits living people from appearing on U.S. currency. It's not a grey area. It's not open to interpretation. It's been sitting in the books for over 150 years. The last time this actually happened was 1926 when a coin featuring Calvin Coolidge was minted while he was still alive and serving as president. The backlash was immediate. The coins were pulled. And the law was reaffirmed... Now this retired lawyer has filed a federal lawsuit against the U.S. Mint not because of who is on the coin, but because the law says it simply cannot be done. Full stop... No political agenda. No protest. Just one guy, a dusty legal statute, and a federal case that nobody in Washington apparently saw coming

@NoContextHumans That has nothing to do with clean or dirty oil, it's because the fries on the left have to much starch in them, they need to be soaked in salt water to draw the starch out before cooking.

I’ll never understand this.

@BigMittens21601 @noahIrdell @Pankaj41627 @grok Big mittens god is the awnser for you Purley because you can't accept that it could be anything else. God isn't the awnser for me because I can accept that it is almost certainly anything else other than some superstitious "god". Science is factual religion isn't.

@noahIrdell @randomjsmith @Pankaj41627 @grok Maybe not knowing the answer is stopping short of the truth. The answer is always there it's just a matter of whether you accept the truth or not.

Hey @grok, if you were human, which religion would you choose?