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@atrupar You know what she can get her hands on? That big old box of wine.

US Attorney Jeanine Pirro: "What's gotta change is we have to lower the age of criminal responsibility ... I can't get my hands on these kids. They're not kids. I misspoke."

@acachilles10 @kyledcheney What do those two accounts have anything to do with the people currently engaging you in this thread?

@kyledcheney People just comment and block because they know there's no justification to grant citizenship in the case I provided.

Chief Justice Roberts seems to doubt the Trump administration's theory on birthright citizenship, noting that the examples the admin provides — children of ambassadors, invading powers, etc. — were "tiny and idiosyncratic examples" compared to Trump's sweeping theory.

@GriftReport You guys just don't know pure class when you see it.

Two 19-year-old girls launched a drunken daytime rampage at Bournemouth’s Trouville Hotel, Spitting twice in a receptionist’s face, smashing a computer screen and phone into a male worker’s head, hurling vases, tipping furniture and launching a fire extinguisher. Kera McKeown and Larisa Sumovskaja weren’t even guests. Told to leave at 11:20am, they went berserk with high heels and a vodka bottle while staff hid in terror. CCTV captured the full chaos; damage topped £4,000. Both now banned from every pub, bar, nightclub and hotel in Britain for six months. Teenagers?!? they look like Gemma Collins nan

@PoliUnLimited @patriottakes It is couldN’T care less you imbecile.

@patriottakes We could care less that the left boos. They also did it at the SOTU and how did that work out?

Trump getting booed at the Kennedy Center tonight

@blackknife @Suzierizzo1 Sorry for partyin’

@Suzierizzo1 What a turd. They should have called the police on her stat. They have more patience than me because I think I would have lost it on her racist white trash ass

This racist woman in Ontario was riding around on a scooter with her bare feet because she said she’s a Witch & they have to be grounded started calling a family F’ing Pakis & telling them to get the F out of her Country & to speak English,but they’re Americans.She was horrible!

@Gamerockerjaja @TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 Sweet melt. What a dumb hill to die on.

@TheFungi669 @Michelle_B_76 They were not illegal aliens. They were not illegal aliens. THEY WERE NOT ILLEGAL aliens. Do you need to hear it again?

Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump will end birthright citizenship since it’s a scam.” Note: Marco Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship. He was born in Miami in 1971 to two Cuban immigrants who were not yet U.S. citizens.

@EdwardDeLavigne @NatureUnedited Probably kind of scooted & flopped.

@NatureUnedited How did he get there ? 😮

Wildlife photographer Patrik Luther discovered a grey seal pup wandering through a forest near Norrtälje, Sweden, far from the sea

@WhiteHouse Just tell him that he can rename it Donald Trump's Straight of Freedom & he will throw everything he has at it.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@AnthonyG0528 @EdKrassen You literally posted a gif of Biden 12 hours ago.

@EdKrassen Is there anything going on in your life besides Trump?

@Acyn Got any of that nuclear dust?

Trump: They're going to give up nuclear weapons. They're going to give us the nuclear dust. They're going to do everything that we want to do. And you know what? They're going to go on and maybe have a great a great country again. But if they don't do that, they're not going to have country

@TheMightyOx @Auntyadaa That’s not a toad my friend.

@Auntyadaa And then Kelly Le Broc turns Bill Paxton into a human sized toad, who then humbly apologizes to the guys while disgusting himself as he catches and eats flies in the air. A happy ending!

If you think this scene started out weird, just wait 😬

@EnglarBrian @VintageRockN_85 They were the Nickelback of their time.

@VintageRockN_85 No song by the Doors is better than any song by the Rolling Stones. The Doors were the most overrated band in rock history.

Is “Riders On The Storm” by The Doors a better song than “Gimme Shelter” by The Rolling Stones!!

@20th_Centurygal Pixies

Give me a band or artist who's name is one word...one word only, no "The". Let's see how many we can come up with...😊🎶

@RoyRogers_HTMS @ole_yodi Not sure how cool that trash sounding headband microphone is, but the late 80’s headless bass makes up for it.

@ole_yodi Sammy was at peek coolness around this time 😊

🔥 Sammy Hagar & Eddie Van Halen crushing Led Zeppelin’s “Rock And Roll” live at Farm Aid 1985! First time these two legends shared the stage — pure raw energy, killer guitar tone, and that unstoppable 80s rock swagger.

Bro was lifted 🤣

@unlimited_ls Sorry for partying.

NEW: Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…” Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy. Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security

@perryjf8822 @JoJoFromJerz @adamcarolla Don’t make Joey angry. He might be your tax filer when you walk into an H&R Block.

@JoJoFromJerz @adamcarolla You aint even got one bitch you got some disease infested shit. You like them pussy men. Real men got guts strength and a spine and take no shit from a bunch of garbage like you.

I always knew he was a douche

@Ajmalptigb @Amockx2022 White trash learned how to vote.

@Amockx2022 He has gone completely mad. How did American society bring such a disordered person to become U.S. president ? Joker

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭 "Iran 🇮🇷 wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks" - Donald Trump 🤣 He has totally lost it

@AstorAaron Fuck UTZ.

I don't think enough of you people appreciate how much snack food goodness comes out of York, Berks and Lancaster Counties in Pennsylvania.

Trump: "Markwayne is also career as an MMA fighter"