opium princeling

@eric_bellMB worms

Ancient Beer Store branding in Tweed, ON.

I keep think about that “prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people” tweet like why did they say that. They’re right, but why did they say it.

i pulled the sword from the stone too i just didn’t make a big deal about it

Chiang Kai-Shek is one of those rare tragic figures who had all the makings and trappings and trajectory of a Great Man of History, but was brutally eclipsed by another, even Greater Man of History, at the exact moment the world would’ve recognized him as such.

Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.

Guys be like “not the next stop but the one after that is ours”

HE WAS PREGNANT??

@c110101101 pull up its lit over here brother

I shouldnt have smoked that shit now I’m moving to the squidward ethnostate

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

she took my boxers off and my glock 40 fell out hit the ground and shot her cat

people aren’t exaggerating. the energy in nyc right now is indescribable. pretty much everywhere you go there’s people going down stairs that lead to a train that you can take to other places in the city

@luusssso makin balls

They didn’t teach you about half the stuff NASA was doing in the 1960s

@CigsMake rookie numbers

@cujadf *vapist

How I react to teenagers vaping as a smoker and vaper

@NatureUnedited im ready

Bro has information about peanuts that the rest of us aren't ready for

@urnotavibebro weakness

Smoked 3 cigarettes to bond with chain smoker oomf and threw up

@DammitBits Pope/Biden 2028

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

@cifer1738 it is the month of lies

@taledroi Your lie in April explains this

They shouldve killed me back in April