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@wizardofapes_

انضم Nisan 2023
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manuelmanchi
manuelmanchi@iammanuelmeche·
Nobody is gonna know she’s a pornstar 😅
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wizardofapes
wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
@NigeriaStories The error is the assignment. The Inca chairman should be voted in by the chairmen of the parties. Not assigned by a partisan president
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Nigeria Stories
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories·
BREAKING NEWS: The African Democratic Congress (ADC) has asked Prof Joash Amupitan to step down as Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC)
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wizardofapes
wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
Women will treat you like trash then get angry when you walk away
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wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
Easy way to handle woman 1: only deal with women that like you 2: always be willing to walk away Do these things and you will be happy
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wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
Tell me again why we need an INEC chairman
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wizardofapes
wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
My Masculinity isn’t measured by your ability to drain my pocket
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Enori🎀
Enori🎀@Brattyenori13·
This is why u should leave a poor man Dating a poor man vs dating a rich man
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Princess LIL BIT 💫
Princess LIL BIT 💫@thatgirlmulaa·
níggas be so lame… this nígga put me out the hotel because i was on my period 😂 now he complaining about paying $700 for the suite… boy BYE!
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wizardofapes
wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
@Bahmarrr @thatgirlmulaa It’s not even that deep. Women are experts at faking interest to get their bills paid. The simplest test to prove genuine interest is sex. If she likes you she’ll fuck you. Simple. If she’s making you wait. She doesn’t like u. No matter how much you spend
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KollinNovaX 💫🌌
KollinNovaX 💫🌌@KollinNovaX·
@ruffydfire If Nigerians like, let them use this one to catch cruise. You better hit the streets from Monday if Joash Amupitan does not resign.
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Deborah Williams Isawagada
Deborah Williams Isawagada@petrahsul·
The AI robot has developed emotions and sexual feelings.🫦👄 🎥 subservience The ending blew my mind. Enjoy the weekend with this movie.
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Michael James
Michael James@Michael68579952·
@petrahsul As women become more difficult to deal with, Robot pussy will be the future. Plus, it doesn't stink.
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wizardofapes@wizardofapes_·
The next protest should be to unseat that idiot APC plant that called him self Inec chairman
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Ebun
Ebun@kenkenlewu·
"Imagine a woman coming into our lab to do a pregnancy test, and her result came out positive. Then she proceeded to do a pregnancy scan. When the sonographer checked, she was few weeks gone. Do you know the next thing that came out of her mouth? She said she wanted the result to be backdated. That is, if she was eight weeks gone, the result should be written as four or five weeks. The sonographer was like, no, she can never do that. This woman started begging. The sonographer asked her, “Why should I backdate your result?” And she said the pregnancy does not belong to her husband. So the sonographer should help her backdate the result so that when she calculates it, it will fall on her husband. The sonographer said she can never, ever do such a thing. She refused. This lady then started begging and even thr£aten!ng that she would t@ke her l!f£ if she didn't do it. She had to call our attention so we could be witnesses to what was going on. So the sonographer gave her the correct result and told her, “Madam, whatever is written on this result is exactly what is recorded in my system for evidence tomorrow. In case you say I altered your result, I can easily show proof that it is the same thing I gave to you.” The lady left the lab a&gr!ly. Do you know what sh0cked me the most? The next day, she came back and told us that what we could not do for her, another lab did it for her. So like this now, her innocent husband will father a child that is not his. Imagine having the heart to give your pregnancy to another man. When that child grows up and finds out that that man is not his father, what will you say to him...? - Lab worker shares how a married woman begged for her pregnancy result to be backdated to hide her infidelity, sparking reactions online.
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