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@ctrlshifti You suck Kat >:C
You are not poggers! You are cringe! How dare you make fun of Java Script it runs on over 3 Billion devices
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@ctrlshifti you ever look around at node_modules? there's like... there's gotta be at least twenty files in there
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@ctrlshifti Uncaught ReferenceError: 'sucks' is not defined at <tweet>:1:11
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@ctrlshifti Nah... JavaScript is awesome! It is just like Mjolnir... “Whosoever holds this hammer, be he worthy, shall posses the power of the Virtual Machine”
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@ctrlshifti ... in one way or the other...
twitter.com/syntakker/stat…
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@ctrlshifti Ummh, maybe it's just a little special...
twitter.com/filip_woj/stat…
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@ctrlshifti strongly typed languages: nooo u cant just make a STRING a BOOL
const *char x = "Hello, world.";
x = false;
COMPILE ERROR
javascript: haha loosely typed language machine go BRRRR!!
let x = "Hello, world.";
console.log(x); // "Hello, world."
x = false;
console.log(x); // "false"
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@ctrlshifti Been battling with an error for hours 😩. Just found out I missed a bracket after calling a function 😭
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@ctrlshifti Js maintains a superposition of sucking and ruling at the same time? Feel free to like and dislike this tweet.
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@ctrlshifti I still don't understand how we let web development end up with the 2 worst technologies on the market: PHP and JavaScript
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@ctrlshifti but typescript is great. Have you ever heard of typescript?? I haven't had any bugs ever since I started using it
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@ctrlshifti It's not JavaScript... is the closed room tyrannical mechanics of deployment that the majority of projects went with. That's why we engineer #freedomsoftware to make code democratic and secure. ( For the next generation )
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