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Cain Maddox
Cain Maddox@ctrlshifti·
javascript sucks am i right guys haha please give me likes
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Cain Maddox
Cain Maddox@ctrlshifti·
i can't believe this worked
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princess little piddles
princess little piddles@bytemask·
@ctrlshifti You suck Kat >:C You are not poggers! You are cringe! How dare you make fun of Java Script it runs on over 3 Billion devices
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Bruce Reif
Bruce Reif@btreif·
@ctrlshifti you ever look around at node_modules? there's like... there's gotta be at least twenty files in there
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LordStinky
LordStinky@Xhynk·
@ctrlshifti Uncaught ReferenceError: 'sucks' is not defined at <tweet>:1:11
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Adrian Salazar
Adrian Salazar@joseadrisalazar·
@ctrlshifti Nah... JavaScript is awesome! It is just like Mjolnir... “Whosoever holds this hammer, be he worthy, shall posses the power of the Virtual Machine”
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hannah 🎀
hannah 🎀@winnpixie·
@ctrlshifti strongly typed languages: nooo u cant just make a STRING a BOOL const *char x = "Hello, world."; x = false; COMPILE ERROR javascript: haha loosely typed language machine go BRRRR!! let x = "Hello, world."; console.log(x); // "Hello, world." x = false; console.log(x); // "false"
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_cheederah
_cheederah@cheederahh·
@ctrlshifti Been battling with an error for hours 😩. Just found out I missed a bracket after calling a function 😭
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Robin
Robin@solarise_webdev·
@ctrlshifti Haha! Task runners, eh? *applause*
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@ctrlshifti Js maintains a superposition of sucking and ruling at the same time? Feel free to like and dislike this tweet.
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Andrea Del Bene 🇪🇺
Andrea Del Bene 🇪🇺@andreaDelBene19·
@ctrlshifti I still don't understand how we let web development end up with the 2 worst technologies on the market: PHP and JavaScript
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I'm Luis \^-^/
I'm Luis \^-^/@Zerquix18·
@ctrlshifti but typescript is great. Have you ever heard of typescript?? I haven't had any bugs ever since I started using it
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Graylan
Graylan@graylanj·
@ctrlshifti It's not JavaScript... is the closed room tyrannical mechanics of deployment that the majority of projects went with. That's why we engineer #freedomsoftware to make code democratic and secure. ( For the next generation )
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