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damn she got taste though #GrandEphemeris

What an absolute goddamn shame that @Concacaf set ticket prices so high in Austin for tonight's Gold Cup match that attendance will be abysmal. Play stupid games get stupid prices, you dumb shits.

@CDBaby Released some music via your service and every streaming service got the album artwork BUT Spotify. How can we fix this? Help!

@VanillaMX17 While we're at it?

KDB to Austin FC? 🤔 #AustinFC

@VanillaMX17 40-something straight home sellouts and a fanbase that buys merch?

Where the hell did Austin FC get $10 million for Brandon Vazquez?

@atrupar He thinks "concede" means "win."

REPORTER: What do you say to people who think you won't concede the election? TRUMP: I think they're crazy

@TheFalseNineTX Yeti straw

What will the 2025 Season ticket Members gift be: Wrong answers only

@MLS You mentioned saves in the post so prob should include the guy who made the most saves this season, @brad_stuver

Saves, saves and more saves. 🧤

Presenting our 2024 awards finalists. 🏆

Search "Jackie Treehorn Drawing" to see Jose's message 👍

@ESPNFC Search "Jackie Treehorn Drawing" to see Jose's message 👍

Jose Mourinho sitting on a step in the stands and writing a message to send to his Fenerbahce side vs. Man United 📝

@MLS I mean yeah only the second most in a season ever.

Stuver leads all keepers in saves. 🧤

Need a goal or assist? Messi led the way. 🐐

"More like Edgar Allen POLE! Lemme tell ya..." - DJT prob

@TrollFootball So Reece James played better against Liverpool than he usually does, got it.

Chelsea players against Liverpool

@joshgondelman What album do you start with?

Okkervil River listening weather has hit New York City and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Taps sign...

@ArnoldcommaJon Welcome to Austin!

Right here in just under 24 hours, we’ll see the #USMNT in action under Mauricio Pochettino for the first time. How rigid will he be to his principles? How will he transition to the international game?

Finally.

#AustinFC defeats the Portland Timbers, 1-0, at Providence Park. In order for ATX to make the playoffs, it must win its two remaining matches, Portland must lose its two remaining matches, and Austin must reverse a 18-goal deficit in goal difference.

@KEVINCHO_TV Thank you for always keeping it real and blessing us with your unique point of view. Best of luck in your next chapter. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@derekensign @philwest Probably want to double-check that answer as AIs can be very wrong (as seen here).