Locust Abortion Technician

@mtch516 @LizzySavetsky Just the family photos hanging in your house

@LizzySavetsky Does any picture scream “Douchebag” more than this??

Nothing says “lifelong Knicks fan” like putting Patrick Ewing’s retired No. 33 on the wrong player.

@KatieMiller I feel like we need fewer stupid people publicly doling out medical advice.

RILEY GAINES ON BIRTH CONTROL: “So I was on birth control in college, but only because — as a swimmer — you can imagine it’s not exactly comfortable to bleed in a sport like that. The bathing suits are pretty revealing, and we’re in the water six hours a day. “I got on it specifically to stop my period entirely. Looking back now at 26, if I could go back and tell 18- or 19-year-old me anything, I would absolutely tell her not to do that. “I just had a pretty comprehensive health screening — blood work, cancer screenings, the works. One of the only things the doctors flagged was that I had super low bone density. I thought that was strange because I lift weights, which should promote bone growth. So I asked the doctor what could cause it. “She asked if I had been on birth control that let me skip my periods. When I said yes, she told me that was likely the cause. She said it’s good that we caught it now — I’m young and healthy, so I can work to build it back up — but if I had stayed on it longer, it could have really hurt me in the long term.”

@Tori_Sachs @3rdDownDraws You’ll have to forgive Scott he just started watching basketball a year ago

@3rdDownDraws I’m used to the attacks on candidates & myself in my feed, but people coming after Tom Izzo? I think this is a first. Maybe it’s a sign he should run for office? He’s got more integrity & commonsense than most of the people running this state.

John James: Both Michigan and Michigan State are great institutions - world-class talent, world-class resources, world-class potential - being gutted from the top by people who answer to no one and leave when things get hard. Tom Izzo is a legend. He didn’t build a dynasty by accepting mediocrity. He built it by leading by example and creating a culture where every individual in that locker room demanded more of themselves than they demanded of others. Meanwhile, the so-called leadership in Lansing and East Lansing is doing the exact opposite—demanding more of others and nothing of themselves. We need culture change throughout Michigan and at Michigan State @JohnJamesMI #migov

@WhiteHouse @Nafisa1523YY

America is RESPECTED again on the world stage.

@CoreyWriting Doesn’t make anything he said less true.

NYC was built by the Dutch. NYC was not built by people who moved there from Pakistan in 1998.

@SidnelsonEu Tetanus.

As formas de gelo das geladeiras em 1930. Por que saímos disso?

@covie_93 “6’3” and 238 lbs”

This photo is the perfect metaphor for the US under trump's 'leadership'....

@AllEyeSeeer @Vivek4real_ Which one Brooklyn has several

@Vivek4real_ If you’re stupid enough to believe this I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

MICHAEL SAYLOR CONFIRMS HE WILL DESTROY HIS KEYS HOLDING OVER 17,000 BITCOIN, VALUED AT 1.3 BILLION DOLLARS. "I BELIEVE IN SATOSHI AND HIS VISION. IF I BURN THE KEYS, I'LL MAKE EVERYONE ON THE NETWORK RICHER AND MORE POWERFUL. THAT IS MY LEGACY."

@matthewstoller He could have said that without bombing them and stealing from them.

The reaction to the Iran deal is so unhinged. Trump basically just said 'Let's treat Iran like a normal country and stop bombing them and stealing from them' and most political leaders are losing their minds.

@Nostre_damus It’s happening

Iran fought against 10 countries by itself and won Incredible

@factpostnews No wonder we blew up that school

The Pentagon used Elon Musk's Grok AI to launch over 2,000 missiles in Iran.

@rawsalerts How about before we start any more wars we get everybody affordable healthcare

@MoneybaggMSU @JLEdwardsIII @couchandtherube I throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I hear one of these stories

New York Knicks writer @JLEdwardsIII on Jalen Brunson: “He wanted to go to Michigan State. He loved Tom Izzo. He didn’t visit because he was afraid that he’d like it too much and he wanted to stay with Villanova.” Add another to the list. @couchandtherube

@Jon_A_Scholt @MoneybaggMSU @JLEdwardsIII @couchandtherube Jesus Christ

@MoneybaggMSU @JLEdwardsIII @couchandtherube "He'd like it too much" is right up there with "MSU cooled on him" when it comes to excuses about recruits not going there. It's laughable.

@AnaEscobarShow Ted Cruz being on this list invalidates its characterization as a group of global elites

There it is. The deep state.

@agraybee I feel like China has lost interest. They’ve already lapped us without having to establish their naval superiority in the region. Like what’s the point.

China is absolutely invading Taiwan before Trump leaves office. They'd be insane not to.

@BreakTheChainsM It’s like he’s talking directly to you. x.com/KyleClark/stat…

In regards to Colorado's color coded return envelopes: surface level, the reasoning seems fine - different affiliations have different primaries But why color code anything thats being read by a ballot reading machine that can sort results automatically?

@GovWhitmer Fix the MSU BoT.

We're fixing the damn roads, bringing jobs home, investing in our kids, and working to lower costs for working families. We're not done yet. We'll keep delivering results and building opportunity for every Michigander.   I’m all gas, no brakes until my last day in office.

@KillaKreww “I don’t do magic”

Bobbi Althoff makes her rapping debut on Sukihana’s new song “Bills Paid” 😭🔥🎵