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@QueerlyAutistic One told me in my replies earlier under 16s should be outside planting trees with the time they now have, that's when I realised the sheer stupidity we're dealing with here.
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The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.
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The only thing holding me back from being completely evil is my sense of self but even that is waning daily.
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@AngelaRouge_ 1. Nosotros estamos en esta red mucho antes que ese imbécil la comprara.
2. Muchos no pagamos verificado porque no pensamos darle nuestro dinero a ese hijo de puta.
3. Lo odiamos porque es un ser humano egoísta, mezquino y miserable.
4. Que pregunta tan pendeja.
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Porque estábamos de antes
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¿Por qué odian a Elon Musk pero usan su red social?
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@AngelaRouge_ This is not his social network, it's OURS!
We were here first, we were here at 140 characters. Here when it was a little bird.
We're the tenants; he's just the little rich boy who bribed the landlords. If we all decide to move out, he'll lose the rights to the home.
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You know you're living in a healthy democracy when everyone has to pay for a VPN to stop the state from spying on them.
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contrary to popular belief, the less you do for a girl, the more she will love you. This new girl I started to date a few days ago is staying at my apartment now for the 3rd day now. (our first date was her coming near my apartment and then to my apartment, 0$ spent)
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In a bad place right now.
Not mentally, I'm just in London.
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“Dating” in 2026 is putting yourself through infinity humiliation rituals for a used up whore that hates you
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I think he loves me
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Hot take: Most women are actually not as clean or hygenic as men.
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I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.
Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban [@thetimes]
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Hottest girl in the gym pulled up in front of me to do glute bridges and instead of talking to her I got up and left the gym
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Blocking YouTube but not Discord or Roblox betrays that this has nothing to do with protecting children
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🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos
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Yair Rodriguez didn’t hold back after seeing Ilia Topuria lose to Justin Gaethje 😳
“Ilia when you were a hammer, you had no mercy. Now that you are the nail, don’t hope for mercy.
A masterclass of humility for ‘the little piece of meat’ Putoria.”
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The amount of idiots in the replies to this tweet talking as if the UK is full of free things to do; endless scrolling is probably the only cheap thing to do as a kid with no source of income in today's UK.
Everyone's being priced out of everything!
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that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt
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