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@allenanalysis They are literally no one at these protests.

🚨 🔥HOLY SMOKES: 7 million Americans in the streets today. 3,000 cities. Every state. One message. No Kings. This is one of the largest demonstrations in American history. Larger than the Women’s March. Larger than the Vietnam protests. Larger than any single day of the George Floyd demonstrations. 7 million people who pay taxes. Who send their kids to school. Who fill their gas tanks. Who watch the news. Who read the Epstein files. Who counted the dead in Iran. Who decided today was the day to be counted.

@maziehirono Yeah, we know. Why are you protesting then?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@aidannonx Went to see cherry blossoms. It looked like Mumbai.

Half of DC is fucking Arab man this place is a hell hole

@eurofounder Never happened.

Me in a restaurant in Paris when I overhear a loud American tourist ask "do you guys have ketchup"

@visegrad24 Karima = "French" karen.

Amazing video… Interviewer: Is this Marseille neighborhood peaceful? Leftist: Yes, very peaceful and diverse but we live in peace Instantly a migrant appears and threatens to hit a Frenchman for smoking during Ramadan, saying “it's haram & provocative”

@GunnerPuls Why is he standing? He should be in the kitchen getting them beers.

Football fans, which manager should stand up for Zinedine Zidane to sit?

@JMNewsNetwork_ Then euthanize them.

🚨🇪🇸 A hospital in Spain takes bedridden patients to the beach to boost their morale and reduce stress.

@PerryALPHA Other will be like "we are the religion of peace".

Happy Holy Week

American pilot Tyler Gerres was killed in an Iranian missile strike at the Al-Kharj military base in Riyadh, which also claimed the lives of several other soldiers. Tyler Gerres carried out the first airstrike on Tehran and is accused of the war crime of bombing a girls’ school, which resulted in the deaths of 150 female students.

@turn3685 @ryangrim NO. Now fuck off.

Cuba buys oil through credit lines, deferred payments, and long‑term contracts like every other sanctioned country. The only reason the fuel doesn’t arrive is because the U.S. blocks it or threatens anyone who tries to sell it. Stop pretending it’s because Cuba forgot to bring its wallet.

The number of obvious lies in this from Rubio suggests he’s feeling actual pressure. He claims here Cuba wants oil for free and the U.S. isn’t blocking it. Not true. Cuba buys oil. Mexico and Russia can use this clip to justify selling oil to Cuba.

@turn3685 @ryangrim Cuba has no money to buy oil. It hasn't had any money since 1959. Netx.

Cuba buys its oil. It has always bought its oil , historically from Venezuela, but also other countries. The United States is blocking or restricting those purchases either directly or by threatening sanctions on any country that supplies to Cuba. There is effectively a near‑total U.S. oil blockade. The US is even blocking oil that Cuba has already paid for. Rubio’s claim is the opposite of what’s actually happening.

@JamesTate121 Canadians used to be funny. And be Canadians.

ZING! 🤣🤣🤣

@GinieSigonney F-22

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@heatherlynnoh @calebwfrancis @timeforpieshow Nice zygotes.

Could a scientist please explain? Asking the real questions over here on Time For Pie podcast.

@mehdirhasan Yes, they're Islamist fanatics. Move there; you'll feel right at home.

But apparently it’s Iran that is governed by irrational religious zealots

@nypost Or they had some amazing strip joints.

1,800-year-old Roman mosaic of a topless woman battling a leopard proves female gladiators were real trib.al/JlgCqhQ

@KartalSleepy @Movies_analyst Michael Cera is not jewish.

In Superbad (2007), Jonah Hill actually disliked Christopher Mintz Plasse during casting and even asked producers to replace him, but his improvised insults were kept because the real tension made their onscreen chemistry work.

@XH_Lee23 What would your guards know about honor?

Don’t be nervous, bro. You’re in China, not the UK. Our honor guards won’t yell at you "Make Way" and push you aside. They’ll just go around you.

@NaavarreeteJuan Dónde?

Esta iglesia está 300 metros de mi casa y es una barbaridad. Si estuviera en Roma la gente haría cola.

@richimedhurst @ftounifatima @cheib1970 They got pressed alright.

The israeli occupation just brutally murdered our colleagues @ftounifatima and @cheib1970 from Al Mayadeen and Al Manar. They were assassinated by a drone while in a moving press vehicle.