🇺🇲 President Birb 🇺🇲

My hiatus officially begins on Tuesday. I will see you all later, Legionnaires.

Philippe Rousseau, 1816-1887 - The rat who withdrew from the world

The two sides of Brett Cooper 😻/😼

🚨Report: A possible case of the flesh-eating New World screwworm parasite is under investigation in South Texas after samples from two calves were sent to a federal laboratory for testing. Response teams have been deployed as officials work to confirm the case.

The online right went from edgy "which race is it?" jokes to histrionic wailing about the sacred blessing of trisomy in like 5 years.

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

🚨INDIAN H-1B WORKERS LEAVING TEXAS IN DROVES—HOME PRICES PLUNGE 9% Trump’s H-1B visa crackdown is triggering a housing bust in Dallas suburbs like Frisco, Celina, and Prosper. New $100,000 visa fees, higher salary requirements, and state-level freezes on H-1B petitions, combined with AI-driven tech layoffs, have forced many Indian workers to leave the country within 60 days of losing their jobs. As a result, home prices in Collin County suburbs have dropped nearly 9% year-over-year, builders are stuck with 125 unsold luxury homes, and foreclosures have risen 44%.

I showed my sister Space King and she said she had a dream about it.

A famous Border Collie with over 1.58 million followers was allegedly stolen, sold to a dog meat restaurant, and eaten Chutou was taken by a thief who told his owner "The dog is dead, so stop making a fuss. I did not break the law"

Who can guess what this is? Wrong answers only.