Bryan Holtzman

@38Godfrey c/o Garner's Modern American Usage

It should cost $1,000 USD to use the word 'classless' in sports journalism, and that's per use

The Heisman is an overexposed, terminally self-serious event specifically because its voting body is sportswriters. Pavia was mad he didn't win, he fired something off on social, and then he apologized. It should and hopefully will be forgotten by the end of the week. Move on.

@HollyAnderson @briancrice @ErikAinge3 Reindeer

@michaelFhurley He has more targets, receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns today than Javon Baker has in his CAREER

Vederian Lowe now has more targets, receptions, receiving yards and touchdowns than Ja'Lynn Polk today.

@ShutdownFullcas Costco has cured night hams for sale. Ham cover included!

@edsbs A tradition unlike any other

@nytimes @FelgerAndMazz accordion champion

The first election result is in, and it's a Trump-Harris tie. Polls in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, opened at midnight and closed shortly after the town's six residents cast their ballots. Follow live election updates: nyti.ms/40xx08E

@GregABedard HE'S A JOURNEYMAN

Dan Skipper continues to win

@SixSigmaCapital @bryan_johnson @talmagejohnson_ Sepsis isn't an indication for albumin

@bryan_johnson @talmagejohnson_ Why is a colloid fluid, albumin going to be of any benefit to you? Your liver is functional, you are not in septic shock or have any such indications

Completed my first total plasma exchange (TPE). Removing all the plasma in my body and replacing with Albumin. This is different from what I did last year: removing 1 L of plasma from my body and then replacing it with 1 L of plasma from my blood boy @talmagejohnson_ . I gave my one liter of plasma to my father. This time around there's no blood boy involved. TPE removes all of my body’s plasma and replaces it with Albumin. The therapy objectives are to remove toxins from my body. The evidence is emergent. Others use TPE for autoimmune disorders, blood disorders, neurological conditions, transplant-related complications, and replacement of missing plasma components. As we normally do, we completed a bunch of baseline measurements before this therapy including toxins but other things too such as speed of aging, organ ages, microplastics and many other biomarkers. I'll do six total treatments. The operator, who’s been doing TPE for 9 years, said my plasma is the cleanest he’s ever seen. By far. He couldn’t get over it. When we finished, he couldn’t bring himself to throw it away. He was imagining all the good that it could do in the world. On people’s face as PRP therapy. In their body, rejuvenating organs. There is probably a path to auction off or donate my plasma on this next go around. Liquid gold. Remember that when my father received 1 L of my plasma his speed of aging dropped by 25 years and stayed that way for six months. We don’t know if it was from my super plasma or if it was from removing his plasma, but the results are interesting nonetheless. The whole procedure took just under 2 hours.

@BunkiePerkins @ShutdownFullcas is though

I bet Hezbolah isn’t even on LinkedIn

@ConorRyan_93 Exclusively extra large extra extra

Dunkin cold brews on tap for Oct. 19.

@CitiusMag @PardonMyTake This clip is racist AF. Fisher's celebration can be recognized without the PMT cut

🗣️ “That was a long distance runner. It was the first time he medaled in that. Twice… Ohhhh you’re right, that guy actually is a badass” Track and field 🤝 football?! 🏈 A quick interjection during #1 ranked sports podcast on Apple @PardonMyTake to give kudos to Grant Fisher. Fisher was recognized at the Lions’ game on Sunday for his double Olympic bronze showing in Paris 🥉🥉

@BosBikeBlockers @FalveyLinen1929 A nice bike lane / bus stop combo!

Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge. @FalveyLinen1929 again.

@MGBospital Don't worry, things will get better, two hospitals are closing today

@edsbs I saw Waters' Dark Side of the Moon tour and my dad pointed out that they needed three guitarists to play Gilmour's part. That stuck with me

@who_shot_jgr MLK being closed during the pandemic was a god send

best as i can tell the left-diverging path here is exclusively for re-routing kelly when it's closed for regattas. IMO we should just close kelly permanently though

kelly drive is probably the second-most "kill yourself and everyone around you"-designed road in the world, after lincoln drive

@jgault13 It's never the meat

The Erriyon Knighton case is not over. Reminder: Knighton was provisionally suspended by USADA for testing positive for trenbolone in March. He appealed, claiming contaminated meat, and an independent arbitrator cleared him. Now the AIU is appealing that decision.

@stevemagness The WR in the open 400 is 47.60 by Koch...

Sydney's 47.7 is just off the fastest split in history... 47.6 by Jarmila Kratochvilova. She's in rare company.

@RyanMarino I'm almost certain the bowel regs I order daily result in explosive diarrhea

@PowellAnalytics x.com/bunkieperkins/…

If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?

@LWarrenMaher @usatf @NBCOlympics Are we surprised?