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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

@ambsdro @Waspapping_ Just as @officialSKSM is to @officialABAT abi

@Waspapping_ A Peter Obi/Kawkawso ticket is dead on arrival, and Kawkawso would be a complete coward if he agrees to serve as Peter Obi’s running mate.

Anyone who supports Peter Obi to become President of this country is after my life.

@Waspapping_ Run to Iran

Hmmmmm

Where our Abuja landlord @GovWike 2. @woye1 my man Wetin de sup for FCT

Thunder fire APC and INEC!!! God punish the urban bandits and drug cartel holding our country hostage E no go better for them!!!

Wike ordered the arrest of the owner of the collapsed hotel under construction in Jikwoyi, Abuja. Now that the Kugbo bus terminal he built has also collapsed, who will order his arrest? I hereby order the IGP to arrest Wike for wasting public funds! Hypocrisy loading...

@Sekonitweets @sowore na tinubu man

Omo I just finished watching Sowore's interview on The Honest Bunch podcast, and all I can say is Obidients are stupid o. Out of the 3 hours, he spent about 2 hours criticising Tinubu and calling him a fraud, then couple minutes to criticize Peter Obi, Alex otti, Atiku, Amaechi and others. But these clowns cut the part of him talking about Obi, to say Sowore works for Tinubu? Aye yin ti ta o.

Condemned Phone, Condemned Laptop! How Nigerians are selling their passwords "at good prices" “Condemn phone! Condemn computer! Handset to baje baje! We are buying it in a good price!” That line is now common on Nigerian streets. Traders move around with megaphones, telling people to bring out condemned phones and laptops. The idea is for you bring anything faulty and collect cash immediately. What is not mentioned is the risk attached to what Nigerians still have inside those devices. Your Password, not hardware, it's the real Price A faulty phone is often seen as useless, especially when it falls inside water. But in reality, the storage is usually still intact even if the screen or battery is bad. This means personal data can still be accessed. The least thing like sensitive pictures could still be retrieved. Many of these devices still have access to banking apps, email accounts and social media. In some cases, the accounts are still logged in, so no password is needed. Where passwords are saved, they can be retrieved. If the SIM is still linked, it can also be used for OTP and verification. So, what looks like a simple condemned phone or laptop sale is actually a transfer of access to someone you don’t know. What Sellers don't know it's costing them. There is a gap between what sellers think they are giving away and what buyers may actually be interested in. From reactions seen on Facebook, most of these devices are bought between ₦500 and ₦10,000. The buyer promises a “good price”, checks the device, and then gives a final amount with little room for argument. To the seller, the phone is useless. To the buyer, there may still be value inside it — especially saved passwords and access. What happens after you sell your device? Once a device is sold without properly deleting your information, anything inside it can still be accessed and used by the seller, the repairer, or the next buyer. This can lead to unauthorised bank transactions. Personal details stored on the device can be used to apply for loans. Email access can be used to reset passwords across different platforms. Social media accounts can also be taken over and used for scams. Even if the phone does not come on, the storage can be removed and accessed with other tools. The device does not need to be working for the data to be read. Street trade with no protection This business operates without structure. There is no shop, no receipt, and no way to trace who bought the device. Payments are done in cash, and there is no discussion about what happens to the data. Once you hand over the device, that is the end of the transaction. This means devices with sensitive information are entering a system with no control. What Nigerians Must Do Before Selling The risk can be reduced if proper steps are taken before selling any device. 1. Remove SIM cards and memory cards. 2. Sign out of all accounts on the device. 3. Clear saved passwords and browser data. 4. Carry out a full factory reset if the phone still works. 5. If the device does not power on, the storage should be removed or destroyed. For laptops, this means removing the hard drive or SSD. These steps are necessary. Without them, access goes with the device. So, "We Buy at Good Prices" is not about your phone The phrase “we are buying it in a good price” sounds harmless, but it is not just about the phone. Your password, pictures, bank details, etc. are being handed over. So, access to bank accounts, personal identity and private information could be the reason Nigerians report unauthorized bank transactions and loan applications in their accounts. The problem may not show immediately, but it can appear later through unauthorised transactions or account access. This is not just about selling old condemned devices. It is about understanding what is inside them and what is being given away. Copied

@ruffydfire Happy birthday @ruffydfire

Happy birthday to me

@PO_GrassRootM @Barthoola

Once again, drop your X account; let’s connect with you.

@iamHSDickson @mayeesq “…only to receive a letter from INEC stating that our application was declined because our proposed logo, which is the two-finger sign, was similar to that of the APC broom.” How naaa? INEC ehh 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

If Tinubu is useless, as the Obidients do fondly say to him on social media, he wouldn’t have installed a President, let alone later becoming President in the most populated and popular black nation in the world. Their most useful Peter Obi is today a political orphan who is between the devil and the deep blue sea and whose future presidential aspiration has been jeopardized since the inception of his presidential interest.

@funshographix NADECO NADECO at work

The man at the right just completed Tolu Complex school in Ajegunle. The largest secondary & primary in Nigeria. The man at middle is building Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway. The longest national coastal highway in Africa. The man at left just commissions Airport. Electric bikes. Ambulances. Roads. Power Plant. Security vans today in Ogun state. Progress forever in Yoruba land!

@ShehuSani This is a NADECO statement

Those who are critical of those who took our security issues to the US Congress are now working towards taking our elections issues to the US Congress.I hope when the congress sends a delegation to work with Inec you’ll be ok with the outcome.But first try and find the out if the Republican dominated Congress is interested in our elections.

Peter Obi’s point is not that Abacha was good. It is that the people who told us Abacha was bad are now doing what Abacha did.

If you know what they use NURTW for, you will realise Abacha is a saint ..

Juxtapose the two videos, and you will realize there is no difference between General Sani Abacha and Bola Ahmed Tinubu. No, be only NADECO, nah Narcotics