Pauline Robinson

@kathrynhall_ @ChrisWrightson6 They wouldn't get past me without being tripped up.

@ChrisWrightson6 Shoplifting is illegal. I reckon the Green Party should be illegal, too.

The Green Party says it’s OK to shoplift — why not, they say? When they start taking Class A drugs legally, there’ll be more than just that! Green Party are very, very dangerous.

@TeddyCatPier @Lisa_83_ 🤣🤣🤣

@Lisa_83_ They haven't got a "Bonnie blue " up there. That would be like a wizard's sleeve 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️😂😂😂

Some look like storm Daves been blowing 🧐🧐

@TeddyCatPier @Cheeseo76847269 @JocastaMoney @CatiMouse 🤣🤣

@Cheeseo76847269 @JocastaMoney @CatiMouse What about the Men's menstrual cycles too 🤔 can't leave them deluded cherubs out of it 😂😂😂

Ozempic just seems like a Fairy Tale curse to me. Like a wish from a jinn. You can lose weight but also, destory your ability to build muscle tone. You may be thin and attractive but, just as your desire to eat has been nullified, so have all other desires. Is it just me?

@jon_palmer4133 @CuriosityonX First thing I thought when I heard this 🤣🤣🤣

@CuriosityonX Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System

NEWS 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a horrible smell coming from their toilet.

@TeddyCatPier You're very good at that my love 🤣🤣🤣

@BellaCatPier It's a good job I like the screwing love ! 😂😂😂

Nice trip to IKEA with @TeddyCatPier today, yes he loves going there! Ladies when you find a man who loves shopping, and in IKEA as well, hold on to him he's a rare gem. It makes the experience so much better. My ex hated shopping in general especially IKEA. I'm so lucky now 🙂

@purplerain116 You should ask Bagpus to help

@KEriksenV2 Disgusting. Tells you all we need to know about the system. They don't give a feck!

I went to the care home today to retrieve my father’s belongings. This is what was presented to me. I had to ask twice for a private place to sort through it. I said nothing, nor will I name the “care” home. My father’s life was not garbage.

@Realaldo474 Well yes and no. I mean we keep doing this in the Premier League ( yes it was the FACup) but then we play like prime Barcelona in the Champions League!

That was horrific after 30 mins folks !!!! I'm not looking forward to wednesday because PSG are a better team than City 😩😩🙏ynwa

@Cheeseo76847269 I'd be pushing her head into it!

Oh you dirty cunt 🤢

@SaffronKim I said a hairdresser and got told, you've got brains you should work in a bank. I hated maths and wanted to be a libraian but back then my face didn't fit. Ironically I ended up working for HMRC 🤣🤣

1972 School careers advisor: “What would you like to be?” Me, aged 14: “A journalist (foreign correspondent), an astronaut, or an actor.” Careers advisor: “Have you considered nursing?” That’s what us girls were up against.

@karenfthompson @Wykenvineyards There's one on here in Ilfracombe but its not that good unfortunately. I mean its great if you want craft stuff and cakes but no meat, veg or cheese unfortunately 😕

Ohhhhh look , There is a farmers market at @Wykenvineyards today.. I never ever get a Saturday off due to work, So hungry husband has just said get dressed we’re getting in the car. We’re gonna have a little walk around the farmers market. How terribly exciting…

When did it become a thing on a Saturday for dad's to sit in pubs with their kids? It used to be MacDonalds now it's the pub. Completely ignoring them. I'm getting used to them in Spoons now but it's getting so you can't have a quiet pint 😐

@kittycat542 'They're gonna name it Rodney, after Dave'

@TheGriftReport So what? Does it actually matter? I mean the world and our country is going to shit and people are worried about a small change of name to marmalade??!

Paddington Bear’s favourite breakfast spread is being renamed. Traditional British marmalade must now be labelled “citrus marmalade” under Keir Starmer’s Brexit “reset”. The UK is adopting updated EU food rules that let “marmalade” mean spreads from any fruit, so the classic citrus version needs the new name to avoid confusion. It’s part of the new sanitary and phytosanitary deal quietly aligning Britain with 76 Brussels regulations. Tories slam it as “marmalade madness” and rejoining the EU by the back door.

@gggirl924 In the UK it was 1979/80 before women has their own finances. Up until then their husbands even paid their taxes and got a bigger tax allowance and a child tax allowance. Maggie Thatcher changed that.

I would put my daughter‘s Christmas presents on layaway and pay for them weekly. Did you ever use layaway? Women couldn’t have a credit card on their own until 1970 without their husband signature🤬

@JamesCWarne @MowglisMummy You're a writer James, surely this bothers you? It pisses me off.

@MowglisMummy Alright suzie dent

isn’t… isn’t available 😡

@jfoster2019 @GBNEWS @miriam_cates Nobody ever speaks of the people who worked all their lives, but died before reaching pension age. People in their late 50s and early 60s. I think if someone has a terminal illness in their 60s, they should be given their SP even if they haven't quite reached pension age.

@miriam_cates .. what are you thinking ! People have paid into the State pension for over 30 years and you think they shouldn’t receive it .. Why not ! In addition, of they do pay a higher rate of income tax because it takes them into the 40% threshold.. That goes back into the exchequer fgs !! I agree with you frequently on certain matters.. but you’re way off line on this ! @GBNEWS

‘You won’t let me talk!’ Journalist Carole Malone and @miriam_cates have an explosive debate over whether the triple lock for state pensions should be maintained.

@hatscarforabadg I used to love the banter in the Kop. It wasn't meant as racist or homophobic, it was just a laugh and the players used to mainly take it that way, especially the goalies. I remember Gorden West giving it back to us and we sll laughed

It’s sad the way football has gone,remember when it used to be a laugh going the match with your mates,hearing shouts from the crowd that would have you laughing your head off,now it’s all just doom and gloom,the rules inside a stadium,not sitting or standing with your mates ,var,tv kick off times have all killed our game,every fan group around the country saying the same we need to do something about it

@Cheeseo76847269 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The most ridiculous fucking summation of what a woman is I've ever seen.

@SandyofSuffolk I couldn't go back to work full time until my daughter was 10 because I had cancer. Me and my ex really struggled to live, no help from the government in the 1980s, no benfitts. I still worked for 21 years afterwards. I earned my SP thank you.

Younger generation to pensioners: "Why didn't you save more into a private pension?" Because most women stayed at home to look after your mums and dads and so didn't earn anything, let alone save anything. And your granddads were struggling to pay the 14% mortgage rates. And any 'pin' money your nans earned from little part time jobs was spent spoiling you on days out at the seaside, birthdays and Christmas and slipping your mum and dad a few quid on the sly when they were a bit hard up. Just so you know.