@Nirgal451 How can you tell an Australian is miserable bitch?
They exist.
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Booty Commando
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How do you tell an American is humourless?
When they seriously believe an Australian is being serious.
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@MobyDickSpoiler Watch the pregame Australian interviews. Wishing you nothing but the worst.
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How are you guys always such sore winners
🇺🇸🐅B-MAC 🐅🇺🇸@Viva_La_Snowman
Australians are whiny, bitchy, soft douches, just like the people in New Zealand, Canada, and the UK. Sad to see. Thought they were the cool ones.
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@geoffvster @NickAUSGRIT Your culture is youngest child syndrome. I wish you nothing but the worst.
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@NickAUSGRIT Americans might be the most brainwashed ethnocentric dimwits on the planet. Refusing to acknowledge or respect the value of cultures outside of America isn’t intelligence, it’s willful ignorance and self-delusion.
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@SilentSnow89 From my childhood (1994) every Canadian I’ve met has had something negative to say about my countrymen and country.
Thanks to social media we can expose what ass holes the majority of your country is. We can finally put the “nice Canadian” fallacy to rest.
You guys suck 🤙🏻
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"Growing up in Canada, we were filled with anti-American propaganda"
Lmao no we weren't. I grew up in the 90s, at the height of pre-Trump dislike of the US in Canada... we still trusted the US to do the right thing.
"Americans don't think about them at all"
The 51st state talk disproves that statement.
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@MartinWind31149 You didn’t block the comments earlier? If that wasn’t you, my bad dork.
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@BootyCommando No I didn't, but I understand why you need to find excuses to keep your fragile ego afloat.
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@MartinWind31149 You blocked the comments nerd. Don’t act cute now.
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@BootyCommando Retreats from what exactly? Not my problem you're misinterpreting my comments🤷
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@ElaineM11584892 Misery loves company. Glad you all are back where you belong.
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Apparently the American soccer team and sports journalist in America laughed and gloated over Australia’s defeat.
Jokes on them, the Australian soccer team don’t have to live in America, that’s a win for us.
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@Mio_Mind Euroids being this stupid for free. It’s the never ending gift.
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Look another insecure Murican
1. Americans like toughness and grit: Why do NFL players wear mattresses
2. Americans like control: You need more luck scoring a touchdown in NFL
3. Americans like constant excitement: Baseball is the most boring sport on the planet
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History With Jacob@HistoryWJacob
Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.
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@MartinWind31149 @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo You’re saying what real football/soccer fans do. Your verbiage was implying that they are lesser somehow.
It is the norm in the US. New = cool improvements sometimes. We both know that some new jerseys are wins and some are flops.
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@BootyCommando @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo Are we keeping you from buying them or do you need our approval as football fans?
My point was that it isn't normal for everyone to wear the newest edition. Isn't it the same with other sports in the US?
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Highlights from the Yank fans so far:
- Chanting USA slowly
- Chanting USA quickly
- Randomly singing Seven Nation Army
- People waving for the camera
Everyone who is wearing a team shirt is wearing the current one as well which is all you need to know #USAAUS
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@art_of_debil @HumphyGokart @AngryBootneck For that to be a fair comparison, you would have to adjust the statistics in the EU also to account for the non-whites there.
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Millions of Europeans are finding out what I’ve told them for years. America isn’t bad, it’s brilliant. They are only surprised because 30 years of Eurocommunist propaganda told them lies. The USA is great, the people are nice, and Europe is positively third world by comparison.
Oliver Henry@oliverhenry
I don’t want to leave the US I wish I could stay for the whole World Cup America feels like home
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@RobFishkycz @YIMBYman Nah, we were created by people fed up with you. Your idiocy drove them to leave and create your better replacement. Now you’re just… Atlantic islanders.
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- 80% of your country is unlivable
- Our nature is more diverse
- You’re far from absolute everything
- All of your entertainment is American
- All of your technology is American
- Your flag has another flag in it
- Cope harder, 2-0
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Nick 🇦🇺🇳🇱@_nickm17
We get to go home, we get to go hooooome, you cunts have to live here, we get to go home
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@NorthBankNadim Don’t celebrate a win until your team wins the WC.
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It’s also cool to the rest of us that Americans think winning two group games against inferior opponents = ‘whoops every country they come across”.
Oh, sorry, I said cool, I meant hilarious.
SEC Numbers Guy@secnumbersguy
The cool thing about being an American is we are blowing the world’s mind hosting a World Cup that we collectively don’t care about and did nothing to prepare for while our team whoops every country they come across. Oh, and soccer is like the 10th most popular sport in America. 🇺🇸
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@LoEl81 Look, another Atlantic islander with their head up their ass.
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@BootyCommando @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo No one's gatekeeping anything, do what you want. That doesn't mean we can't laugh about it. It's cute.
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@mattDCLXVI Your heads were too far up your own asses. Just look at your pregame interviews. Now you’re embarrassed. Womp Womp.
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a country full of people with zero humility
Christian@cbwritescopy
The United States will be the best soccer team in the world in 8 years Every kid in the states is watching the World Cup and picking up a soccer ball after this tournament
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@MartinWind31149 @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo Gatekeeping jerseys? Euroids are the most effeminate men on earth.
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@CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo A football fan doesn't like "new merch". A football fan wears his favourite jersey.
All new shirts means all new fans. Which is a good thing though, better late than never😄
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So stale, not even the Americans believe their own drivel anymore
You just lost another war and hiked inflation. Nothing is affordable anymore while a few corrupt at the top steal your wealth
And everyone knows it
WhiskyShooter@WhiskyMAGA
I actually feel bad for most Europeans that are currently visiting America for the World Cup games. Can you imagine coming here for the first time and experiencing something so awesome and breathtaking as America. To only have to go back to their socialist hell hole countries in Europe. Countries where their leaders don’t give a shit about them. Crowded cities with Islamist everywhere. Can’t own any firearms for the most part. Can’t even wave their own flags freely anywhere. Taxed to death and most new jobs go to foreigners. I say almost feel bad because these same Europeans visiting have most likely voted for the leftest for decades that have ruined their countries. They never learn. God, I’m so happy and blessed to be American!!🇺🇸
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@the_fem_tm They’re on a roll and feeling themselves. Stop fucking up the vibes.
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