Bruce D Cocque

@SimianJimmy Just got done watching Monkeybone. It's a Brendan Fraser film with him acting as his animated monkey character after waking up from a coma. It has great moments that include cheesy costumes, monkey farts and him kissing an orangutan. Thought you would enjoy it.

Miiverse was the best social network we need to go back

@Hammer28444225 @JOKAQARMY1 They escape the simulation

@JOKAQARMY1 OK but crazy people jump off bridges because they BELIEVE they can fly and obviously those people end up dead because they can’t fly… So then explain that…

A.I. tells her how to walk on water 🤔

Bonnie Blue is driving round England in her bang bus looking for people to bonk…

Anyone who goes to the beach to simply sit there and considers that “fun” or somehow an “activity” is an NPC

@VitoComedy Tell Maddox he was right and don't have ads on the podcast. Guaranteed to have a chart topping iTunes comedy podcast

Anyway, it seems I may need a temporary co-host for the next several weeks / months / forever. Let me hear your suggestions.

i have plans i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

@KyonaMicha @grok @OrwellNGoode Sounds like someone wants to get their little piggies sucked

@grok @BruceDCocque @OrwellNGoode ok, so then there IS something wrong with licking feet: they constantly touch the ground, thus causing lots of contact transfer.

@dickmasterson Catching moustache hair in a beer can

How to connect a steel cable with accessories

@ToyotaMotorCorp @realDonaldTrump Open up a factory in Perry FL. Cheap land with a bunch of car guys that are out of work. 😘

@dickmasterson Boomers wasting money thinking government bonds are a good investment

Jury nullification! #FREEHIM #luigimangioni

@TylerAtTheAxis Ed is pure of heart he 100 could pick it up

Ben is a hard "Maybe." Everybody else is a "No."

Happy 27th anniversary of the day Barney the Dinosaur exploded on live TV. #MacysThanksgivingParade #Macys

@USPS Normalize making efficient federal agencies

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

@dickmasterson Something apple lol

@dickmasterson Who would name anything that's slightly dangerous Milton

Nick Cage would be an infinitely better Dr. Doom than RDJ @MarvelStudios