Hon. Idris Bulle Mohamed

Anytime you visit someone in the hospital and they start asking you what time it is or to make pap for them… please, don’t answer them. 🥲💔

@JaneFKyalo Good morning Jane, You’ve only changed the country and the race of your students, everything else remains the same. You still have a long way to go.

Good morning @BulleJR3, I have unblocked you to tell you that I am now teaching in the UK (sizunguki kwa maplots) and that I have students in literally every continent. I hope you grew beyond that vile attitude and mockery that was blinding you in 2023. Have a good day.

@HEBabuOwino Mimi nikiwa Askari singekubali nishikwe na Askri Mwingine.

PS Raymond Omollo is sending DCI officers to arrest my security officer, Oliver Ochieng, in an attempt to frustrate the Kisumu rally. We will not bow to State intimidation. The Kisumu rally will proceed as planned.

@AokoOtieno_ 😂😂😂 Sijawahi cheka siku Karibu hivi wlahi. Pawa isn't happening?

Mumelala? So a fortnight ago, Methuselah brought Enugu ritualists to Bondo Because his brother has been appearing to him Voodoo connoisseurs from Nigeria The ones who told Raila "You will be powerful. But you will not get power" He was told to buy four he-goats, Rituals were perfomed, sand picked from Rao's grave, goats were then dropped ile forest mnajua. Alive Two goats got devoured. One had only the thigh ripped off It was for Winnie. It remained alive Nyakono is protected by Jakom even from the grave Moja hata haikuguzwa na hizo wild animals, demons woreva You see the so called ODM no longer in coalition talks with UDA, ni uchawi ili backfire! Uskie Oburu akifunga macho hivi, Rao appears even on his plate! So aka panick. Akapiga simu To the socerers, "Yo, Pawa, pawa is not happening!" Do you know what they told him? Hahahaaaa Anyway, wanarudi next week

@ahmednasirlaw SC

I think City will win today's game against Chelsea. Then next week's game will decide who wins the League...and knowing Arteta's small mind he will plan and play to draw...then Arsenal will be thumbed...see you next week...InshaAllah, City v Arsenal...game of the season.

@_KithureKindiki Hekima gani na umechukua kiti ya Ndugu yako?

Afadhali kukosa chochote kile kuliko kukosa hekima, kweli si kweli?

@itskipronoh Mnaprint DCP t shirts na mnavalisha walevi wa ichungwah. We are familiar with your game.

Gachagua’s goons ferried from Limuru to Kikuyu town and are now stranded. Someone please tell Gachagua to pay his goons.

@Belive_Kinuthia Huyu kutoka apate kura tatu 2022 ni kama fuse Moja ilingua.

Iran has said they want to be given permission by Trump to manage Strait of Hormuz. Trump told them to open it first before he can even talk about that. Then Iran said they don't have the capability and technical know-how of clearing the very mines they placed there themselves. The US has told them that's a small thing ,they will clear the mines within one day. Iran is cornered. Their only card left is their online propaganda saying how they won😁

I saw a guy crying quietly in a bank today. Not loud. Not dramatic. Just… silent tears while staring at his phone. Nobody noticed. Or maybe nobody cared. I sat two seats away, pretending not to look—but I couldn’t ignore it. After a few minutes, he wiped his face, stood up, and walked to the counter as if nothing had happened. As he passed me, his phone screen lit up. I saw just one message: "Your account balance is ₦0.00" That hit me harder than it should have. Because the truth is… many people around us are just one message away from breaking down. Since then, I’ve stopped assuming people are okay just because they look okay. You never really know what someone is going through. “Not all breakdowns are loud… some happen in silence 💔” “Have you ever had a moment like this?”

@_KithureKindiki You betrayed your brother and took his position. Stop crying now.

Insults and selfish political fights at funerals constitute a grave violation of culture and tradition, and is offensive to the bereaved family.

@mkainerugaba Pray for your walking dead Father

@DismasKiprop16 Wasomalis ni kina Nani?

I don't want to sound tribal but if Somalis, Kalenjins, Luos and Luhyas vote together that's a guaranteed win for President William Ruto. Kambas and Kikuyus can vote as cousins all they want to fill the opposition space.

@DrOburu_O Ndio kuamka?

It is with a heavy heart and profound concern that I have received news of the physical attack on the Senator of Vihiga County, Hon. Godfrey Osotsi. On behalf of the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM) and the entire leadership fraternity, I wish Senator Osotsi a full and speedy recovery. The incident that occurred is not only unfortunate but utterly unacceptable in a civilized, democratic society. We must be clear: Violence has no place in our political discourse. Differences in opinion, ideology, or political affiliation should never be settled through physical confrontation or intimidation. As a party, ODM remains committed to the pillars of democracy, the rule of law, and the respectful exchange of ideas. I wish to reiterate our unwavering stance: we do not support, condone, or tolerate violence in any form. Such acts of aggression are an affront to the democratic gains we have fought so hard to secure for this nation. I strongly condemn this cowardly act and call upon the relevant security agencies to conduct a swift, thorough, and impartial investigation. The perpetrators must be held accountable to the full extent of the law to serve as a deterrent against future acts of political hooliganism. Let us remain a nation guided by peace, tolerance, and mutual respect. We must not allow the actions of a few to jeopardize the stability of our country.

@Terriz_Sam @Pastor_Dorcas You are such a stupid Man. Can never be a real man.

The Nyandarua Youth League Representatives have addressed @Pastor_Dorcas in distress, stating that behind every primitive behaviour trait a man exhibits there is a careless woman who has miserably failed.

@itskipronoh Desk Yako ni Gani na unachunga kaburi ya Mzee moi.

A report reaching my desk says that a Senator from Western Kenya who was recently removed from ODM’s top leadership was beaten and humiliated in Kisumu after being found chewing forbidden fruit. People should stay away from others’ girlfriends. Na sijasema ni Geoffrey Osotsi. 😁

@Belive_Kinuthia Ikiwa hivo ndio Ulikuwa Azimio last time. WE ni mjinga Sana tu.

Lakini Rais Ruto alibarikiwa na kila kitu; Leadership skills. Wisdom. Emotional intelligence. Oratory skills. Political acumen. Huyu kupingana na yeye next year is a waste of time.

@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?

@Maryian96 Of course we elected Ruto and Gachagua.

Methu introduces Rigathi Gachagua as the peoples Deputy President and the crowd goes wild in Nyandarua,ameambia Kimani asijaribu kutusi Riggy g!!

@skylaker4 @Maryian96 Na sauti gani?

@kwame_kenya @abuga_makori Mazishi sio Nandi

@abuga_makori If i was Ruto i would mobilize 10K people to stay and cheer me on. Hii mchezo ni rahisi.

GACHAGUA'S PLANS IN OL KALOU To embarrass President Ruto at Ol Kalou in Nyandarua today, Rigathi Gachagua has mobilised 2000 people. The plan is, after he speaks in the funeral of David Njuguna, they stage a walkout to showcase how President Ruto is unpopular in Mt Kenya.