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@TurfGuyz @allrockmusic I could whistle happy birthday and beat that but a mile!😂😂😂😂

@allrockmusic Nothing will ever beat Taylor Swift's performance of Speak Now on Letterman

There’s live TV, and then there’s Beastie Boys tearing through “Sabotage” on Letterman in 1994 like they were trying to blow the roof off the place.

@UnmaskTheSys @KimPKAG4EVA AOC wants power and will get it by any means!

🚨AOC JUST THREW NANCY PELOSI UNDER THE BUS AND CALLED HER A FULL-BLOWN ALCOHOLIC ON THE HOUSE FLOOR! Look at these two phony witches staring daggers at each other — the mask is finally off! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just went nuclear: “I don’t think I’ve EVER seen Nancy Pelosi sober on the House floor.” She’s admitting what everyone’s been whispering for years — Pelosi’s been hammered, slurring, and making billion-dollar decisions while three sheets to the wind. Family interventions? Done multiple times. Pelosi refuses to admit she has a problem. AOC even dropped the bomb: “It scares me that the alcohol may have made some of her decisions for her… especially on January 6th.” Even the socialist firebrand is saying Crazy Nancy is a secret drunk who’s been running the country half-blasted for years. This is the ultimate catfight in the Democrat dumpster fire — the Queen of Booze is being exposed by her own side. No wonder she’s retiring. The bottle finally caught up to her. SHARE THIS BEFORE THE FAKE NEWS MEMORY-HOLDS IT — AMERICA NEEDS TO SEE HOW THESE DRUNKEN HYPOCRITES HAVE BEEN SCREWING US OVER! Follow @UnmaskTheSys for more drops.

This actually happened. The dude's name was Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh From? Wait for it... Somalia!! That whole IQ thing isn't a myth after all!!😂

@officer_Lew @DeepSouthProud How quickly she went to being a slavemaster!

WOW🚨: Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker drops the mask: "How dare you tell me, as mayor, how to tax you?" She's pushing a $1 per ride tax on every Uber & Lyft in the city to fund schools — while the district still faces a massive budget hole. This is peak "we own you" energy from a politician who sees taxpayers as an ATM instead of people already getting crushed by high costs. When government spending is out of control, the answer is never cutting waste... it's always another tax. Philly, how much more are you willing to take?

@WellsJorda89710 @DannoActon So glad I don’t have to dress to be seen of men!

🚨 OUTRAGE EXPLODES as Pope Leo XIV drops a “Jesus quote” that DOESN’T EXIST in the Bible! “Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’” ✅ First half = Real Scripture (Matthew 5:9) ❌ The rest? **Completely fabricated** — nowhere in the Bible. Now critics are slamming the Pope for inventing Jesus’ words to push a heavy political message. Is this next-level manipulation of faith… or just creative preaching? 😱 What do YOU think — fake quote or fair warning? Drop your take below! 👇 #PopeLeoXIV #FakeJesusQuote #Bible #Christianity #VaticanDrama

@EZRideryoyall @CatFrye11 I mean after that, don’t you have to get married?! 🤣Great story.

I’m not an expert on bad first dates, but this might be the funniest 😂 Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. 😂

@OwenBenjamin @PAMsLOvE Sigh!🤣🤣

So an object shaped like this hits earths atmosphere going 25,000 mph and slows down over hundreds of miles. Quick question. How do they know it won’t start spinning like a bullet or tumbling like a football? Those are the options. That’s why there’s rifling on guns so it spins creating a straighter shot. I only want answers from people who truly believe their answer is accurate. No sarcasm from people making fun of it. There’s been a sarcasm/real singularity recently and I actually can’t tell the difference. Go! Debunk me! Btw minimal spin or tumble would turn the inside of the capsule into a blood blender

@HVNYrefugee @PAMsLOvE Is that leo?

The image that should have made us all fly into a righteous rage and overturn every table.

@kate_p45 @Steph93065 When will people see it,right wing, left wing, same bird !!!!!!Its a big club and we aren’t in it! They don’t give a hoot about us!

Isn’t it amazing how this works? When Democrats have the majority, their radical agenda gets shoved to the floor and passed at lightning speed. But when Republicans take control? Suddenly it’s Democrat priorities still getting fast-tracked and passed. At some point WE have to ask, do Republicans even want to fight for America or are they just there to play backup for the other side? Because from where WE THE PEOPLE are sitting, this looks like a scripted performance of stalling, sabotaging President Trump, and selling out the American people. We can blame @LeaderJohnThune and @SpeakerJohnson for weak, ineffective or even complicit behavior, but the truth is both were voted in by Republicans in the House and Senate. This is on all of them.

@elonmusk @peat_ross_ Still waiting on the Musk cell!

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@uTobian @dleez777 We haven’t known freedom for many many years in this country, true freedom like the founders created!

Watching the collapse of the Republic in real time is wild. There's no one coming to save it. Democrats and Republicans are both fully committed to the demolition of the system that created the greatest flourishing of freedom in human history.

@WhiteHouse @LindaSuhler Ukraine has entered the chat!

President Donald J. Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel. "It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE!"

@timony001 @Jillcypfedeli No need to, you’re not a women!

Democrat Rep. Tim McBride: “I felt uncomfortable and disrespected as a woman at Trump’s State of the Union" What do you say?

@EricLDaugh @paisleyspost Why would he, leo is just a guy!?!

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump says he doesn't need to meet with Pope Leo "Would you meet with the Pope to even out your differences?" TRUMP: "I don't think it's necessary."

@td0gg111 @RetroCoast t-down is yo handle bruh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Carlspad @RetroCoast 😂😂😂😂truth for what? Pay Israelis and not Americans? Mf pipe down

Still no answer: Why does America pay for free healthcare for every Israeli?

When you hear the term “government funded” that’s us paying for it ,with our hard earned stolen tax dollars, never forget it!!!!

@WellsJorda89710 @SeldenGADawgs Cut all government funding, never should have been a thing!!!when you hear government, that means us!!!

🚨 TRUMP’S NUCLEAR OPTION: DEFUND THE POPE’S $2 BILLION MIGRANT MONEY MACHINE! 💥 If I were President Trump, I’d sign an executive order DAY ONE to **CUT OFF ALL federal funding** to Catholic charities pushing migrant care programs. The Catholic Church isn’t a charity — it’s a multi-BILLION-dollar global empire. The Pope loves lecturing America on immigration, so let him fund it with Vatican cash instead of American taxpayers. They’ve been **raking in over $2 BILLION in federal grants to Catholic Charities branches during the Biden border crisis alone** while preaching open borders. Enough. The Church is already the richest Christian denomination on Earth — time they handled their own “compassion” without sucking on the government teat. No more taxpayer money for political activism disguised as charity. Figure it out, Pope.🇺🇸 #Trump2024 #SecureTheBorder #CutTheWaste #AmericaFirst #DefundTheMoneyMachine

@nettermike @DanFoley1964 Of course they did, they are one and the same!

Jon Hamm and Robert DeNiro met with Swalwell and thought “this is our guy!” They each poured THOUSANDS into Swalwell's CA campaign. A reminder that Hollywood actors are complete idiots.

Property tax means you never truly own your land. Income tax means you never truly own your life. Abolish both!

John McAfee, in one of his final messages to the world: "Is there a deep state? Yes. Can we fire these people? No. Can presidents fire them? No." "It's designed that way so that political parties and political interests cannot affect the deep state." "Do you understand the nightmare of our situation, people?" "Wake up people, please."