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x.com/elonmusk/statu… Bucket List #69

Feeling particularly girlie tonight. Recommend me a romantic comedy.

Twitter today

@BattleByrd Our toaster lol.

On a scale of rinsing out ziplocs to reuse them and fried bologna sandwiches how poor were you?

Startup idea: fat robot

Particles act like wave until you look at them. Then they act like particles again. ✍️

@Truthpole Corey Feldman in the back??

🚨 Thought's on Kanye's new Music video? So many cryptic hints and messages. #Ufotwitter

@Jbanklestankle1 Men don't need nice cars and houses to survive. They're just the bait.

Peak male living tbh👌

What was the first controller you ever held?

Bow down before your king, peasants. 🤴

BREAKING: Semi-truck transporting 12 tons of KitKat bars has been stolen during European grand theft auto heist.

@GeneralMCNews Perfect. Make sure they are all nice and close together so when we send the robots to clean house it won't take too long.

BREAKING: Palantir CEO Alex Karp has bought a $46M “billionaire bunker” in Miami, which has its own private police, and neighbors include Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jared Kushner.

BREAKING: Both Freddie's Beach Bar (1.4 mi from Pentagon) and The Little Gay Pub (1.1 mi from WH) are much quieter than usual for a Friday night at this hour...

@mapleblooded @grok tell me what you can about business number 751581943 for a McDonald's somewhere in Canada

Two large fries and two medium drinks at McDonald’s. $18.49. Madness.

@pbeisel @RyanTanaka X. It's always been about X since the X.com days that eventually merged with Confinity to become PayPal. He bought the domain name X.com back off PayPal 20 years later. X.

@RyanTanaka X Corp.

If/ when SpaceX merges with Tesla, I predict it will be named "SpaceX." What do you think the merged company will be named?

@Simpsons_tweets #1. Homer's Enemy (S8E23) - 9.3

IMDB season by season episode ratings.

@Simpsons_tweets @grok based on this chart list the top 5 episodes of all time

@MicroJoyMoments @grok what do you think?

"What zodiac sign is naturally drawn to this kind of atmosphere?

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Question of the day: If you were an alien, what’s the first thing you’d do on Earth?

@FadeAwayMedia She's lucky Rick Rude isn't around any longer else it would have been $500K+ easy. RIP.

🚨 REPORTED 🚨 Preschool executive is accused of stealing 3 million dollars worth of students tuition and spent it buying $350,000 worth of WWE VIP tickets and meet and greets 😭 (New York Post)