Alan Bird

@MyLordBebo What is it with you guys? Why can't you tell the difference between a rat and a mouse? Of course it's a rat, Parliament is full of them 🐀 😂😂😂

🇬🇧 During a TV interview of UK's Kemi Badenoch, a rat can be seen in the background Banedoch’s office is located at the Palace of Westminster, where British Parliament is

@HustleBitch_ Can we send him on an exploratory mission to the Sun to check it out please?

🚨 ELON MUSK JUST PUT A DEADLINE ON EARTH - "30 MONTHS LEFT. MARK MY WORDS” On a podcast, Elon Musk doesn’t speculate, he timestamps the future. He says AI cannot scale on Earth the way it can in space. Period. Solar power in orbit is ~5× more effective and radically cheaper without batteries. Once launch costs fall, Earth based data centers become legacy infrastructure overnight. Cooling limits. Land limits. Borders. Regulation. None of it matters anymore. Then he says it out loud: "30 to 36 months. Mark my words." After that, the cheapest, fastest, most dominant place to run AI is orbit - not nations, not continents, not Earth. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a countdown. Is Elon solving a problem governments are too slow to even recognize?

@GrocerJackUK @GeorgeSmileyOBE He's one of the good guys, genuinely well respected, which is why it's a big loss to the club, but he's entitled to his retirement and I wish Barney well 💙

@ChefBird @GeorgeSmileyOBE But he is 73....probably entitled to jump off a perenially wobbly ship and take a rest.

@ElonMuskNews47 A

@onlyapound Well, frankly I'm disappointed that this pic wasn't taken down in the tube station at midnight? 🤷🏻‍♂️💙

cfcuk is so popular, even this guy bought a few last night… #HurryUp #OnlyAPound

Thames Water want to pollute ILLEGALLY for the next 15 years. Email Ofwat now to say NO: weownit.org.uk/act-now/ofwat-…

@GeorgeSmileyOBE He's confusing his wealthy minority of friends with very deep pockets, with the majority of people that buy the majority of his tickets because they're actual fans

Noel Gallagher shuts down Glastonbury’s woke music artists virtue-signalling about whatever is trending this week.

Well, what can you say? Who saw the rebirth of Jesus taking place this time of year? 🤷🏻‍♂️#CRYARS

@tim_rolls 💙🥲

Desperately sad news. RIP.

@NickiDonohoe Top man 💙😘

Bought Phil a Chelsea jacket from 1970 for his birthday… He’s not taken it off !

@stevemoss10 @Angel17Blue @mrs_annalouise @Bistocat @karenfanti @Batterseaboyvic @Bush6386 @Irishblue78 @cfcunofficial @Stuartcripps4 @1960Boz @NTilt @AngelaH58 @AndySco67625701 @Jesss_Chels @Gigicfc @Barrib63 @TG97221390 Thanks Steve, have a great weekend 💙💙💙

@stevemoss10 @DR62CFC @KentBluesGill @priceben99 @CFCFanVI @BlueBlood2510 @hicksy15 @SkidKidd @chriswrightzz @cfccharx @BonnyriggBlues @TrippyCFC @losriley @preciouscfc8 @mrasaunders @Hutch10Chelsea @FeelingPeaceNMW @millsymillsy1 @Langers313 @ChrisMears1 @evilbluebird Thank you Steve! Have a great weekend and UTC! 💙 💙💙😎

@tim_rolls Loved the Eddie & the Hotrods shirt btw!

@ChefBird Ditto. Next time...👍

So Joao Felix is Chelsea-bound. Good luck to him, though I would suggest he has a fair bit to prove after his underwhelming loan period at the club. On that basis, can other inept forward loan signings Pato, Higuain and Falcao be expected at Cobham shortly?

@tim_rolls 😂

@ChefBird Seemingly not

@embarrassed45 @almurray I know I told you all about the @BigGreenEggUK 👨🏻‍🍳🙏🏻💚

@almurray Egg is a game changer @ChefBird

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