Jane Sawyer

(OOC admin here- the website has had a minor revamp, new link for the home page is secretseerspeculation.straw.page/jane_home , otherwise you're getting sent back to the start before most interactions happened! Other than that, not much is changed.)

@Ringadingchip Good enough for me! Try three shots this time, two doesn't seem to do it based on all the lobotomized mailmen running around.

@ChipperChairman Not a mailman this time!

I have somethin planned. Again.

@ZAX1point2a You're the only thing I have to worry about.

@ChipperChairman Several tools can be used to solve the same problem. I'm not the only one out there.

@ChipperChairman. I’ve decided to forgive you. To leave you alone. You’ll be safe from now on.

I don’t participate in this holiday

@ZAX1point2a Why do *you* know about those? Shouldn't have a thing to do with you, just crime...

@ChipperChairman The seer. The scout. Insatiable hunger. You noticed the disappearances.

please do not april fools me i am already kind of stupid

the fool

@ZAX1point2a Lair.

@ChipperChairman Yet they draw nearer by the hour.

@ZAX1point2a All my worries are far, far away.

@ChipperChairman Careful who you trust. Careful who’s far away.

I got my hand while working on something broken in one of the slots, got me deep in my hand- tying will be with one hand for a while, i apologize for my slowness!

This feels like a deal with the devil I don't want to make

I don't know who you are, and I don't want to know-

@ZAX1point2a SHUT UP NONE OF ITS REAL THOSE PEOPLE WERE CRAZY AND SICK AND THERES NOTHING THERE

@ChipperChairman Cage craving wonder The worth of it scream at the top of your lungs So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder

Leaving not coming back not doing this nope

@ZAX1point2a SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

@ChipperChairman Reality is of no concern for an entity who lives beyond it. Distance is inconsequential for those who are not defined by dimension. All succumb to the Firstborn of the Wood.

@ZAX1point2a no no it doesnt know my name it knows nothing and it wasnt real and it was far away and its never happening again and it wasnt real it isnt real ITS NOT REAL

@ChipperChairman It calls your name. The copper faces stare. You will be visited soon.

@ZAX1point2a @1GrognakFan WHOOPS WRONG ZAX I could have sworn I put B but my texts keep coming out wrong...

@ChipperChairman @1GrognakFan Don’t @ me you murdering bitch.

Why is everyone pregnant?

@Ringadingchip YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE I will DRAG you to the followers if I have to, Boss- @SwankiestSwank get your brother he's trying to wither away again

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room