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@SethAbramson it means she’s a N@zi nutter and should go the fuck back to Germany then

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

@_celia_bedelia_ me and all the gay bears throw a surprise rave in the woods with a body positive camp and necessary consent

Men are not okay, y’all.

@Angry_Staffer I was a bartender for 20 years and I know very damn well what coke heads look and act like 👀 they’ve been hitting the ol’ work powder, the devil’s dust, they’ve been doing dick dingers in the congressional bathroom 💯

Either I’m supposed to steal second or they got into Don Jr’s stash

@JefeJK47 @BuffaloRoam9375 haaaaaa I love that episode!

uhhhh this video kinda makes me want to go to next years gathering LOL since the festivals I been going to are too fucking crowded and expensive now…

@BuffaloRoam9375 I mean… I’m from Florida and a burner lol I’d probably have a fuckin blast for real… would definitely pack earplugs though… and antibiotics

@ChristenP The thought of you at a Juggalo Gathering makes me smile.

@KristiNoem we had to put my 16 year old dachshund down because she had a stroke… I would give ANYTHING to have her back at 14 months old… fuckin psychopath… you are nothing but a sack of sentient toilet water 🤬

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@TheReelRandom how is a virgin supposed to be sexually available? how is a non-college educated woman supposed to homeschool 4 kids? this shit never makes any fuckin sense

This guy doesn’t want a wife, he wants a servant and nanny who works nights as a sex worker. This shit makes me sick. He doesn’t see women as people with agency and individual value. They aren’t really people to him.

@RepRaskin So do something about it! Why are her and Bobo and the other magat monsters in our House allowed to break the rules whenever tf they want and no one ever does anything? but gods forbid I fart in front of a cop, I’ll be tased and thrown under the jail forever 🙄

MTG in direct violation of the rules of the House by wearing campaign insignia on the House floor.

@BogHagJess ha! My mom also did print work in the 70s and was the angelic looking child on Sunbeam Bread ads in the late 50s… boy how she hated that I came out kinda lumpy and odd looking & didn’t blossom until I was like 19 😂 but now I’m 49 & look at least 10 years younger so 🤷🏻‍♀️

@BogHagJess I didn’t mind carob lol it was better than those gottdamn rice cakes, ugh - also yeah once my mom decided I was a goofy-looking goblin changeling instead of the thin angelic strawberry blonde princess she wanted, I didn’t get any toys. But I did get a shitload of books 👍🏼

@Angry_Staffer my conspiracy-minded remaining brain cells wonder if there’s some fuckery afoot with his sister-in-law’s Tesla (self?)driving into a lake & killlling her 🤔 wonder if the bill for his years of grifting and treason is finally coming due from the Illuminati or what lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve been telling folks this was coming for quite some time. I still don’t expect him to finish his term, either.

@thatawesometyra @Angry_Staffer I already said that the last time I wanted to get quick greasy food for me and my man and it was like $40 - I can get gourmet local biz burgers for half that so Wendy’s can get bent forever lol

@Angry_Staffer so ppl who don't know this will go to Wendy's when it's normal times to eat and be like "damn Wendy's got expensive" and never go back? seems like a good plan 👍

This is one of the dumbest corporate decisions I’ve seen in a long time: Wendy’s is going to test surge pricing (more expensive food during peak times) amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/02/27…

@RockyMountViews me and my partner got engaged 13 years ago today 🩷 but tonight we are taking out a single friend who’s been going through a really rough period

@lesleyabravanel @CBSMiami DickSantis better not fuck with my weed, it’s the only goddamned thing making life bearable in this swampass state right now 😡

Florida Republicans would limit potency if recreational pot allowed cbsnews.com/miami/news/flo… via @CBSMiami

@lesleyabravanel lol my FL state school degree is already worthless - and isn’t sociology a requirement for pre-med? 🤔 It’s almost like he doesn’t want qualified doctors in the state bc he’s been bought off by the insurance companies who want us to pay our premiums then díe

DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO FLORIDA PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES: DeSantis Crew Stomps Out Sociology Core Class in Florida Public Universities. "Students should be focused on learning the 'truth,' rather than be 'radicalized by woke ideologies," Manny Diaz said. themessenger.com/politics/ron-d…

@RoganBarbara surprised the Families never broke his 🦵 or worse… they shoulda had him sleep with the fishes Big Pussy style

My cuz, who owned a lighting company in NYC, tells a true story about trump's cowardice. Trump's usual practice was to refuse to pay his subcontractors on some pretext, daring them to sue if they didn't like it. 1/3 #Fresh #DemVoice1

@janaecook @ask_aubry wow that whole thing was a fuckin RIDE but I’m glad he finally did the right thing and that she dumped his ass 👍🏼

I feel sorry for her

@MiniOrchid1 @ask_aubry I just read about this on another account - he was definitely trying to pull some SA 😡 his brother shoulda kicked his ass that night

@ask_aubry Someone pointed out that if Lola has narcolepsy, what Ian did is definitely evil. Most likely sexual assault

@swd2 I find that so unattractive that I am literally repelled in the opposite direction at light speed good luck getting laid, little magat 🙄

I'm trying to be nice because he's 17 and it's Christmas but... come on now. Alpha male? 99% chance my man has been held upside down over a toilet a time or ten.

@williamlegate or - the corrupt and traitorous court rules in trumps favor but bugfucks it somehow and he ends up dictator for life

There are 3 — and only 3 — possible outcomes re: upcoming SCOTUS ruling on Trump ballot eligibility: 1) SCOTUS affirms it’s the state’s decision… Trump removed from the ballots in half the country in accordance w/ the Constitution 2) They rule it’s federal decision — but affirm the ruling (Trump removed from ballot in all 50 states) 3) They affirm POTUS is above all laws & the Constitution. Biden can disregard the election results as he sees fit. What do you think is going to happen??