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@Connarhea

Husband, father, mediocre gamer. Streaming as and when I can. CS major, comic collector. Active over here https://t.co/MTZpPUYWqI

St Helens Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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Rino🚀@RinoTheBouncer·
What will you be playing?🚀
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Connar@Connarhea·
@RinoTheBouncer The original version on the original grey Gameboy 😍
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Rino🚀@RinoTheBouncer·
Name it!🚀
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Connar@Connarhea·
@fesshole So um, how did he drown?
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My dad drowned when I was small and I don't mind people knowing, but when they go too far and ask details like "How did he drown?" I say "He breathed in too much water" and just look at them to see how uncomfortable they get.
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James Ewart@cambridgepunted·
@fesshole Get a job in insurance. We go to the pub at lunchtime for two or three hours and when you get back you'll need to pee a bit anyway. And then we leave about 4. To go to the pub. (I think a lot of my colleagues may have a drink problem)
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I hate my job so much that I drink 4-5 litres of water a day when I'm in the office so I can go to the toilet more and spend more time away from my desk. It cannot be good for me.
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Cathy Newman@cathynewman·
BREAKING: I understand former Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins - serving a 29-year sentence for child sex offences - has been murdered in Wakefield jail. More on @Channel4News shortly
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Connar@Connarhea·
@fesshole This is like saying you attempted to make people ill by pissing in the ocean
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
16 year old son has started bringing his girlfriend home for sleepovers. I double or triple the amount of garlic I put in their dinner.
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Comic Tropes@CTropes·
A 20 minute Batman sketch for Batman Day during my lunch break. What’s your favorite interpretation of Batman, visually? Jim Aparo is my favorite but I love the redesign by Jorge Jimenez last week!
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Stephen Ellis
Stephen Ellis@snoopeh·
2011: Age 18, 4 days after my dad died. I flew to compete in IEM New York for @LeagueOfLegends as substitute for SK & shot my shot. Got 🥈 2013: 1st gamer out of NA to get an athlete visa (P1-A) 2014-2024: lots of amazing stuff 💍👶🔨💰 2025: Became US citizens today ❤️ 🇺🇸
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Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimone·
Thank you! For some reason I am always always at an event or a summit or a meeting on my birthday and today is no exception but the kind notes are very much appreciated and also I never troll! :)
Kayod (will be at NYCC some day)@jasonreyes00

Happy Birthday to @GailSimone! Because it’s today. And because she is one of the few bright spots in this continually darkening social media platform. She trolls on a completely different league than anyone

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Connar@Connarhea·
@TravisGafford I stop listening for one season and the show dies. Sorry I wasn't there for you! Jokes aside, this is genuinely one of the biggest losses to the scene in recent years and it's going to hit me and I imagine a ton of others in a big big way... Good luck and see you soon man ♥️
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Connar@Connarhea·
@J_Schiecke @AnthonyLaFauci This is a good choice. I listened to an audiobook version and the truck scene is so vividly imprinted into my mind...
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Anthony LaFauci@AnthonyLaFauci·
If you can see this post, tell me a book that you've read more than once. I've read HGTTG a few times now...
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Connar@Connarhea·
@jfled257 @fesshole Yeah and it's a dream that he had because his father used to perform his ritual. That doesn't change the fact that his father saved him
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Midnight Pie@jfled257·
@fesshole You smelled gas and remembered your dad telling to turn it off. It's not a hallucination, it's a dream, and a biological response
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My dead dad saved me. I don't believe in the afterlife, but I have no other way to explain this. Dad had a ritual of checking the doors are locked, gas is off, etc before going to bed. Falling asleep I had a "hallucination" of dad telling me to turn the gas off. I had left it on.
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Peter Lias@bocadelmortis·
@fesshole Who doesn't wash it after every use?
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When nobody is looking, I eat the greasy sludge from the bottom of the air fryer. The quality is variable, depending on what I've been cooking, but occasionally it'll be the best thing I've ever tasted.
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Isaac CB@AzaelOfficial·
Super excited to announce Joanne and I are expecting a baby! NA Faker will be ready to win Worlds for us in about 17 years 🫡
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Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimone·
Someone wrote a review where they said they hated my Red Sonja because I gave her red hair and I am going to be thinking about that one for a while now.
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Connar@Connarhea·
@GailSimone You failed to put one at the end of the post which would have been peak comedy
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Gail Simone 💙💛@GailSimone·
Can we retire these tired joke tags? "Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk." "_______2: Electric Bugaloo" "I'll be here all week!" "Tip your waitresses!" "Try the veal!" None of these were ever funny and they are actually creating black holes of anti-humor all the time.
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Connar@Connarhea·
@MGonigle It's a picture of a guy in the crowd who can be seen in another video when they're putting a white man in cuffs. Stop this bullshit hate mongering.
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Martha@MGonigle·
This appears to be the driver of the car that ploughed into the Liverpool fans ..
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