MNUNUZI MSOMI

grateful for where i am and still aiming higher.

@kaji_sijo @grok You are so stupid MF

Hey @grok Change a ball into a cucumber.

@onijogbon999 The answer is two.

what’s the answer ?

Is death a biological inevitability or just an engineering problem we haven't solved yet? 🧠

HIZI MBINU 8 ZINAWEZA KUOKOA MAISHA YAKO SIKU MOJA 1. KAMA UNASHINDWA KUPUMUA VIZURI Weka mikono yako juu ya kichwa, mapafu yako yatafunguka haraka. 2. KAMA UMESHIKWA NA HOFU YA GHAFLA (PANIC ATTACK) Gusa kitu cha baridi (simu, chuma au maji). Ubongo wako hubadili hali kutoka hofu kwenda utulivu. 3. KAMA MOYO UNADUNDA KWA KASI SANA Kohoa mara 2–3 kwa nguvu. Hii husaidia kurekebisha mapigo ya moyo. 4. KAMA UNAHISI KIZUNGUZUNGU Angalia sehemu moja tu na kaza misuli ya miguu. Damu itarudi haraka kuelekea kwenye ubongo. 5. KAMA UNAWAZA SANA (OVERTHINKING) Hesabu kurudi nyuma kuanzia 100 kwa kupunguza 7 (100, 93, 86…). Akili haiwezi kuwaza kupita kiasi na kufanya hesabu kwa wakati mmoja. 6. KAMA HUPATI USINGIZI Toa pumzi taratibu zaidi kuliko unavyoivuta (mfano: sekunde 4 kuvuta, 7 kutoa). Ubongo huingia katika hali ya usingizi. 7. KAMA PUA YAKO IMEZIBA Shikilia pumzi kisha tikisa kichwa juu hadi chini taratibu. Husaidia kufungua njia ya hewa. 8. KAMA UNA WASIWASI WA GHAFLA Jimwagie maji usoni. Hii huamsha mwitikio wa mwili na kuleta utulivu. Ongeza Nyingine Tujifunze 👇

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴.

I watch myself become boring. cold hearted. and nonchalant. Knowing fully well I wasn't always like this

@LucasOdero8 Nyimbo gan

#HipHopFamily katika kuweka kumbu kumbu sawa #TunaPostHipHopTu ✊🏿👮🏿‍♂️

@PrasidiusNovat @evarist_jacob @CypherSmithRowe Kiko wap?

@evarist_jacob @CypherSmithRowe Bora icho kuna kimoja nilianza kusoma wameandika kabisa pale mwanzoni, ukisoma unaweza kua kichaa, kupata ulemavu wa kudumu ama kifo kabisa kina Siri za kutisha😃

Tafuta hiki Kitabu pia Kisome- Codex Gigas- The devils Bible. Kinaaminika Kiliandikwa na Shetani Kupitia Monks hand.

@NdundaHafidhi @11RoseniorEra Yes, alikua mtu wa mwisho yamal na alikua na advantage ya kufikia mpira na pengine kupata goal kwahiyo Nico ame “deny a goal scoring opportunity for a last man standing ” ambayo adhabu yake ni direct red, hata araujo wa barca amekula sana za namna ile.

@11RoseniorEra Alafu ile ya Nico kwa Lamineni direct red 😁😁😁

Humu ndiyo mlikuaga mnasifia marefa wa La liga, how sio red card ile. Smh 😂😂😂

This can't be real. #laligahighlights

@AllyAssed13070 Hii nimeipita leo suka pale. Ilikua na trafic wanasimamisha kila gari na bajaj

Gaza kama kawaida wameshafanya yao 😀😀🙌🙌🙌

@AllenEmil15353 @AllyAssed13070 Sio suka ni karibia na kibo

@AllyAssed13070 Sasa mbona ile abood iliyoua mwana na manzi wake waliiicha pale suka

@chapo255 Besela

Off target?

Sisi nonchalant guys tukirusha hey mbili,ukisema no,that will be the last time you hear from us,circumcision was too painful to simp

women's idea of love is how much they can torture you without a reaction

@kishoka_ Mbona kawaida mwanangu @MaxTz255_ ananiuziaga sana na sinawaji onana nae. Uaminifu tu

Huyu Chris bando anauza gb 15 elfu 13, Sio tapeli kweli wakali?

@INFLUENCERjr Angalia kwa ali kamwe na medi ali, seems kama wamepanda.

Kwenye upande wa career development kuondoka Crown na kwenda media team ya Yanga ni amepanda au ameshuka?

𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘺, 𝘫𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧. 𝘉𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭-𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰-𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳.

@mhdhamad @DorothNengai Unalima maumbile?

Yaani this time nime grow memes za kutosha CC @@DorothNengai

@EsirEid 😂😂😂😂sema we jamaa bana

#TajiriLaKihaya The Taliban is painting large airplane models (like F-15/F-16 silhouettes) on the runway of Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan. They've been doing this since around 2021 to create fake "airplanes" visible in satellite images x.com/F__ottoman1453…