Charmander

@_celia_bedelia_ Poor Sam he/him. Sam is just grasping at straws. Sad little person.

How dare she tell us how to refer to her!! I will call her what I want instead of what she prefers!!!

@Samir4PE @Ratita_Bebe His child does not have a disability! He was born prematurely.

@Ratita_Bebe maldito desgraciado que clase de mujer lo habra criado? yo desde que me entere que es pro trump supe q era una caca de persona pero abandonar a un niño nada por su discapacidad? ASCO.

No como el culero de Chris Pratt, que prefirió abandonar a Anna con su hijo y agradecerle a su actual esposa por ella sí darle un hijo sano. HDSPM!

@james_xond We saw our friends at school. We also talked on the phone. What did you think we did?

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@JebraFaushay The spectre of death is strong in that room.

It’s not the vodka within arms reach of the kid sitting on the stool and it’s not the haircuts that caught my eye. Something else stopped me in my tracks.

@DA_GR0 @SomaKazima2 Oh please. She's parked on thr other side of the street. The home owners claimed she was blocking their driveway. !?

@SomaKazima2 There’s no reason for her to park there and she just wants to get content. No one feels comfortable when a stranger posts up right outside your house for not reason. Cops know she can legally, but also don’t want any bad escalations to happen which could in cases like this.

You know what hell yeah! 😭😭😭 cause why are there 3 cop cars for THIS????

@freakoutsideofx Why would my opinion be in any way relevant? Why are you asking people to rate someone's looks?

67-year-old Jamie Lee Curtis in a recent selfie with no makeup and no filters. What do you think?

@lorahmoe Because I just dont care about having nail polish on. I keep my nails trimmed and that's the way I like it.

Girls that don't get manicures and pedicures.... Why???

@KeruboSk I take tirzepatide (Mounjaro) for diabetes. It kills any desire for alcohol, so I can see how it would benefit those who have a drinking problem or abuse alcohol.

Ozempic was designed for diabetes. Then it became the biggest weight loss drug in history. Now a massive new study shows it also significantly reduces depression, anxiety, and addiction risk. One drug. Three completely different conditions. Science is barely keeping up with what GLP-1s are doing The study found that people taking semaglutide (the active ingredient in Ozempic and Wegovy) saw major drops in depression and anxiety alongside the weight loss effects everyone already knew about. It also showed reduced risk of substance use disorders. A weight loss drug that may help treat addiction. Nobody predicted that.

@LOAINBARBADOS They all won the genetic lottery.

Lo que me parece increíble es que la más linda por lejos es la abuela

@batteryscott @KimKatieUSA I do that all the time. I get tired of my own neighborhood sometimes.

@KimKatieUSA Wait, they are driving their dog to a random neighborhood to walk it?

Entitled husband and wife tell a woman walking her dog she can’t park on a public road because they “own 7 acres nearby.” Cop shows up and doubles down harassing her until she demands his supervisor. Supervisor rolls up and tells everyone to back off and she’s free to go.

@Biodun_OG She's horrid.

Please what's her @ so i can block her 😭😭 Empty cans rattle the loudest. She really thought she ate. He handled her correctly👍🏾

@DefiantLs Nope. I can assure you, women do not want to be her.

Who the fck wrote this?

@king_of_bob @Evie_Magazine His son is not disabled.

@Evie_Magazine Hope she doesn't need him to help raise a disabled child. Because then he's out. And if you can't put together a doll house for your kids, you have bigger problems than whether or not you're married.

Katherine Schwarzenegger celebrates marriage: “I do need my husband” ♥ She shared a video of Chris Pratt building a dollhouse for their daughters with a caption that playfully pushed back on the feminist notion of not needing a man. “I'll never understand when women say ‘I don't need my husband’ when I very much in fact do need my husband because who else would build our daughters a doll house?”

@TaniaAMarshall Angry

👀 By popular request, here is your next eyes test. There are 4 choices and only 1 is correct. How is this person feeling? Good luck🤞🏼 👀 1. Disgust 2. Angry 3. Contempt 4. Fearful

@ImMeme0 Never heard of her.

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

@LocumRex @Oceanbreeze473 Oh, no. How can you live?

@DaisyCharmander @Oceanbreeze473 Because she is privileged by nepotism. Because she has grifted on a lie. And worse than that, she steals jokes.

Amy Schumer brags about losing weight. Didn’t she used to brag about how great it was to be fat?

@LocumRex @Oceanbreeze473 She looked like a normal person then, and she looks like one now. She's definitely not skinny and never will be. Why can't you just be happy for her?

Oh, yeah, her body positivity era. Her brand was "I look like a normal person, and I’m not going to apologize for it." Ira She leaned into the idea that you can be successful and sexy without being a size zero. She told stories about how Hollywood producers told her she had to lose weight for the film, and she famously joked that if a woman is over a 140 lbs, "it will hurt people's eyes." I guess once they stopped, offering her films, and TV shows, she has sense, reconsidered her position. Also, I love the fact that as soon as she dropped the weight, she divorced her husband. That son of a bitch had to deal with that fat fuck dumpling for years, and the moment she becomes slightly normal, she dumps his ass. 😂😂🤣 These people aren’t real. Their relationships aren’t real. They are monstrous NPC Skinwalkers. Everything they do is fake. Everything they say is a lie.

@Oceanbreeze473 She looks wonderful and I'm very happy for her.

@MattCas04807118 Always with the awful teeth.

Very ladylike fella! 👏👏 Perfectly perfected lady mannerisms when seductively eating desert, just those sausage fingers on the end of those gorilla hands and the really rotten face spoils things.😳 I wouldn’t mention the looks but he is attempting womanface and failing.😡

@libsoftiktok Needs context.

Ketanji Brown Jackson's argument justifying birthright citizenship: "If I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me... I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense." Umm... WHAT?!