Dan Druff

Your internet shitpost may very well be the piece of training data that convinces AGI that humans aren’t worth keeping around

@PAHoyeck Every time you appear on my feed its because you somehow encountered the most insane people on the internet lmao

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@PAHoyeck The problem is that I would just nod along and then likely finish the date quickly and move on with my life. And if they explained “no wait it was just a test!” I’d run even faster

This is a very bad test for determining whether people can entertain opinions they disagree with. I recommend bringing up the moral philosophy of Peter Singer instead.

@NoahGarfinkel Defending eating meat with anything other than “I like it and it helps me grow big and strong” is pretty delusional. If you struggle to admit that you’re already like 80% vegan in my book

There’s a vegan/meat eaters Surrounded debate, and the meat eaters keep getting so mad because their real argument is that meat tastes good but they have to try to construct a popsicle stick bridge of fake ethical arguments and it’s hard. (I eat meat and share their frustration.)

@202accepted That is an absolutely insane raw egg per day ratio

as an american, i ate over 1,000 raw eggs over 6 months and I can say this is literally fine i cracked a raw egg on my hot steaming rice no problem, and even drank them it’s honestly mostly fine, i’m sure there’s a risk, but it’s not *that* bad

@justalexoki Genuinely what the fuck were you doing to have this happen

i actually got a full refund which just hurts even more. ur ex bringing ur stuff over.. i guess it's over for real 💔

@retarded__woman What did she mean by this

If you need to figure out if a man is attractive or not try picturing his facial features on a cartoon horse If it’s effortless, he is sexy If it’s even a little bit difficult, he chopped

@pika_nekopanda Once in Japan I was telling a guy how cool it was that you could get hot coffee from a vending machine. He asked what vending machines were like in the US When I told him I haven’t bought something from a vending machine in years he looked at me like I had 3 heads

親愛なるアメリカニキへ 今日は日本の自動販売機について教えるね 日本には自動販売機が約400万台あるよ 最近では自動販売機も飲み物だけじゃなくなってきてるよ！ ラーメン屋ケーキなんかも自動販売機で売ってるんだよ🍜🍰 アメリカには自動販売機ってある？

@RX_9999_2 Guys in anime look like white dudes 99% of the time. I think when you try to draw a cartoon Japanese guy but give him big buggy eyes he becomes indistinguishable from a cartoon white guy Girls in anime are pretty obviously Japanese imo

日本人は元々色白で本人らの感覚でアニメ作ってるから、それで海外からはアニメキャラが白人に見えるんか？よう分からん

@intrvrtdintrvrt Ill sometimes say something like “its howling out there”

genuine question for english speakers: is there a way to say that its really fucking windy, violently windy like an idiom or a fixed phrase of some kind? something for when you go outside and want to complain

@RuxandraTeslo Different corners of the internet I guess but I hear Euler and Gauess mentioned much more frequently than von Neumann

Why has the internet developed an obsession with Von Neumann and not say Euler or Gauss? And from early 20th century someone like Dirac?

@killkoven @SaadInCyber I’d rather kill myself than get killed by the government I guess lol

@Daniel_Druff1 @SaadInCyber Fair. What about depression?

Whatever they did to S Korea decimated their family structure, plummeted their birth rates to half the replacement level and put one third of the population in clinical depression but at least they will have more shekels per goy right before they go extinct.

@killkoven @SaadInCyber I’d rather be a virgin then get publicly executed for accessing the real internet How’s that?

@Daniel_Druff1 @SaadInCyber dispute the point

@Cadburburz Guys can’t have hobbies anymore smh

a mans twitter is either extremely political, highly yearny-horny, or a sports fan page

@leahetc_ I’m being dead serious I graduated a few years ago is this not how they’ve always been? It wasn’t until grad school I really felt everyone in the room was partaking or at least following along with the conversation

if anyone’s wondering what the undergrad classes are like these days

@keiko_kk1 “Thanks have a good one” is my go to classic for any short transaction

バス降りるときとかコンビニでレジ終わった店員さんに「ありがとうございました」飲食店を出るときに「ごちそうさまでした」こういうの言うよ〜って人いませんかね？？ そうゆう人と会いたい。

@hell_line0 Guys will make a light hearted joke on twitter about a woman who is focused in space and her hair got a little messy and get called misogynistic

Men will literally look at a woman who is a mechanical engineer and an astronaut who has been in space longer than the other 3 male crew members COMBINED and is one of 4 people to be as far from earth as she has…then comment on what she looks like.

@benjamincowen Academia in part did it to themselves. Theres heavy incentive to chase big results over good science. If 10-20% of academic papers are misleading (conservatively low imo) then the reliability of the whole system crumbles exponentially

Someone could go to school for 4 years and study aerospace engineering, then get a PhD with a dissertation related to orbital mechanics, and some instagram influencer who watched a youtube video will be like "actually that guy is wrong" on a topic related to space travel and people will believe them. I'm not sure how we got here, but I hope we go back to a society where credibility is earned with rigorous training in the associated field, not by a popularity contest.

@Good_Morning49 @chirno_helmet Yeah definitely true. I just fear the idea of a Japanese person wanting to travel to America to try some great pizza and choosing Detroit

@Daniel_Druff1 @chirno_helmet You can find great pizza in every major city. I’ve had good pizza in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. I am certain Detroit has fantastic pizza.

デトロイトはピザが有名なのね。イタリア移民は東海岸というイメージだったけど、有名なシカゴのアル・カポネもイタリア系だし、中部にはイタリア系が多いのかな？

@Derpshrk @DiamondLarryETH @chirno_helmet Couple deep breaths. You’re talking about pizza

@Daniel_Druff1 @DiamondLarryETH @chirno_helmet Holy fuck are you stupid. The post is not about the best pizza, the post is about Detroit being famous for its pizza and my answers are based on that premise.