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Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is Ellen DeGeneres. @LindseyGrahamSC

IF YOU'RE PROTESTING DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE PAYING $100/HOUR, PLUS DENTAL, PARKING, AND A FREE JET FROM QATAR. OVERTIME PAY INCLUDES $2 BILLION FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND A JARED KUSHNER CALENDAR. BRING YOUR ANTIFA ID AND HAVE FUN! REMEMBER TO GRAB YOUR BALLROOM ON THE WAY OUT. --GCN

@hulu @Hulu – It's taken me 15+ minutes to try to set up Favorites. I searched on my TV and on my PC. Your FAQs have nothing. Live "support" asked TWICE for my name and email address ... and my birth date ... and my home address – just for instructions on setting up favorites. WTF.

Now streaming: #ThisIsUs

No one gets you quite like a sibling.

@dpapapops The great Barret Robbins didn't have "demons." He was human. He had mental health issues. If someone has cancer or any other disease or health issues, you wouldn't say "he had his demons." #Respectfully 🏴‍☠️

Obviously most will remember him missing the Super Bowl. Damn good center but definitely had his demons. My father interviewed him back in 2011 from prison and says it’s one of the best moments of his career. It never aired but I hope we see it in it’s entirety one day

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@jasonfitz And here's where our paths diverge, @JasonFitz. My wife and I went to an Air Supply concert three or four years ago ... and left after three songs – which, for me, felt like a lifetime. That's a no for me, dog. 🚫

The piano player in the Hartford Airport is playing Air Supply and I couldn’t be happier.

@lana_sports @abathrowbacks @dpshow @ClarkKelloggCBS @NBA @Raptors @AmericanBasket1 And my bad – a/k/a my dumb – for not tagging @Lana_Sports for the image of the Greatest Sports Ball In The History Of Sports Balls! #TheABALives! lanasports.com/products/origi…

@DavidFJackson5 @abathrowbacks @dpshow @ClarkKelloggCBS @NBA @Raptors @AmericanBasket1 🤞🤞🤞

We are live! On the show today: 10:25 - Clark Kellogg (@ClarkKelloggCBS) 11:25 - Reggie Miller ☎️: 877-3DP-SHOW 📧: DP@DanPatrick.com 📺: peacocktv.com 📻: iheart.com/live/fox-sport…

@OfficialKeef Richards in the studio – looking better than ever. Your guess: did he have some work done, or is it simply better living through chemistry? 🤔 cc: @RollingStones 👅

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

Refers to himself as "wonderful."

Here are the @GOP who just voted to block TSA funding. Make sure to send them a thank you note for your airport line: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen. Cornyn (R) Sen. Cotton (R) Sen. Cramer (R) Sen. Crapo (R) Sen. Cruz (R) Sen. Ernst (R) Sen. Fischer (R) Sen. Graham (R) Sen. Grassley (R) Sen. Hagerty (R) Sen. Hawley (R) Sen. Hoeven (R) Sen. Husted (R) Sen. Hyde-Smith (R) Sen. Johnson (R) Sen. Justice (R) Sen. Kennedy (R) Sen. Lankford (R) Sen. Lee (R) Sen. Lummis (R) Sen. Marshall (R) Sen. McConnell (R) Sen. McCormick (R) Sen. Moody (R) Sen. Moran (R) Sen. Moreno (R) Sen. Mullin (R) Sen. Murkowski (R) Sen. Ricketts (R) Sen. Risch (R) Sen. Rounds (R) Sen. Schmitt (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Sullivan (R) Sen. Thune (R) Sen. Tillis (R) Sen. Tuberville (R) Sen. Wicker (R) Sen. Young (R)

@AwesomeNewsom 🫡 LFG!

THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸

@warriorsvox Game recognizing game. 🏆

Congrats, sir! Here's to a good start on the next 19!!

New GOP logo just dropped.

@MichaelBri2m @Adamcopes It was real, you actual cunt.

@Adamcopes This was fake you dumb cunt

Yo fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy. Happy Saturday!

@CostumedVillain @Adamcopes …all on the same day. And the Sharks, too.🦈

@Adamcopes The day he dies is gonna be equivalent to the Niners, Giants, and Warriors winning a chip.

@BennieBenjamin @Adamcopes Why, Bennie — because Trump is only considered to be a senile, narcissistic, deteriorating asshole by people in the Bay Area? You could benefit from spending some time outside the Fox News bubble.

@Adamcopes Adam you could benefit from spending some time outside the Bay Area news bubble,

@stacey4401 @Adamcopes Hoping I get an invite, and hope we’re partying soon. Let me know what to bring!

@Adamcopes Cannot wait until he dies. I’m throwing a party. 🎉 🍾