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Decanus Morte
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Decanus Morte
@DecanusMorte
The Legion's Lutheran Apologist
Beigetreten Mayıs 2014
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@GrahamKekule @stronk66215 @kenzietuff God saw Adam was lonely and made Eve, even before Sin. Man was to be married.
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Man posts in local Facebook group, moving to area. Asks which Catholic parishes have thriving community, would be best for single man to attend- “is successful + seeking wife soon” + same faith is priority. Entire comment section berating him. “Church isn’t for dating!”
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@Boxing_Pandas @TheLaurenChen Honestly. There is no perfect place or time and there never will be. You just go for it. If they react in an unfavorable way, just count yourself lucky.
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"Just find a girl at church!"
Meanwhile, girls at church:
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@kyotoisreformed I've had multiple female friends in and out of the military. They've introduced me to a whole 0 people in the last nine years.
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“make female friends”
bro i can’t even make male friends.
Redeemed Zoomer 👑@redeemed_zoomer
5 steps to find a good Christian girlfriend/wife: 1. Make female friends (not to date them per se, but to get to know other girls) 2. Be a good listener 3. Find introverted/nerdy girls to talk to 4. Don’t be afraid to look online. Not dating apps necessarily but general online spaces 5. Talk about faith and marriage early on. Those scared off by that aren’t worth it to begin with
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@TheMiddleborne Oh no fucking way, I never knew that was you. I saw that on Facebook years ago.
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Having sex with lots of people is completely fine as long as youre safe about STDs/STIs and everyone is consenting. Nothing bad happens to your soul, it doesnt change your body, it doesnt ruin or soil you like religious propaganda wants you to believe.
Hoops@Hoopss
What opinion will get you in this position?
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@RealTankTheta @blacknredtext My uncle died back in September, I wasn't bothered entirely by it, kinda just use to death. Watching my father bury his little brother killed me.
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@blacknredtext Fuck man. I couldn't imagine seeing my own father like that.
It's always such a tragedy to see a father lose a son.
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@reddit_lies I read Twitter during lunch. I literally just dropped my spoon.
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A Bosnian soldier weeps against a tree after liberating his own village and finding out his family had been executed by the Serbians, sometime around 1995 during the Bosnian War.
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More than 50 unmarried, cohabiting couples got married in a joint ceremony at Lakepointe church last week, a 30,000- member multisite church led by @howertonjosh in Rockwell, TX.
Two weeks prior, at the end of a sermon, he issued a challenge to unmarried couples in the congregation, encouraging them to act on the Lord's call:
"You're living with somebody that's not your spouse. You're sleeping with somebody that's not your spouse. Or you've actually already started a family and had kids with somebody that's not your spouse.
And you right now are coming under the loving conviction of the Holy Spirit that you need to honor God, bend your knee to Jesus, put a ring on it, and enter into a covenant with a person that you're already acting like you're in a covenant."
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fun fact: sex is actually a learned skill so partners who have had a lot of it will be more likely to please you
ً@solo_levelingx
Went on a date with a cute beautiful 19 year old with bright green eyes, kissed and she wants to be my GF She already had sex with 3 men at age 19 This happens every FUCKING time and they ask me why I'm still single
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How unemployed do you have to be to hit 20k steps a day
astrid@chanelmethadone
20k steps daily will turn your metabolism into a furnace
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@redeemed_zoomer Yes... Because there's so many available women I can just *pick* one.
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Dear single guys:
Don't buy the redpill doomer anti-marriage propaganda. Being anti-marriage is anti-civilization.
There ARE great women out there who keep themselves pure, want families, will be completely loyal, and respect your authority when you get married.
I found a woman like this back when I was an unpopular high school kid. I wasn't special. And it's not like my wife and I are hyper-fundamentalist either, we're normie moderate Mainline Protestants who went to public school.
You can have a great marriage if you pick the right woman. If you find one who takes her faith seriously and is mentally stable, you'll be fine.
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@buckadeath IIRC Mexico was attempting to build a super highway across the entire country doing this very thing because the Panama Canal was drying up a few years ago.
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Bro thinks they can just Mad Max a couple million barrels of crude through the deserts of Oman every day
Harsh Goenka@hvgoenka
Can this be a solution?
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@KILLTOPARTY I use to get girls snaps of tinder. They'd block me when I sent a picture of what I looked like.
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Protip: never select the 10-20 years option even if it’s true, they use that to filter out applications from people over 35
Corporate Absurdity@ConsoomerLs
HR considers 2 years of experience the same as no experience.
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