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I sit on a profound mountain of nothings that would wow the masses.

@oficial_dkn At first I thought he was trying to comfort Sonya before he finished her

Johnny Cage Multiple Shadows Glitch #mk1992 #arcade #toolassisted

@dakroot Yeah, this is a major theme in my book (still tied up in publishing hell). The tail end of Gen X and the older Millennials (Xennials) came of age in a very unique window in history. Using a payphone to call your friend's cell phone because he buzzed your pager.

Millennials and GenX, yeah. It's hard to explain how unique these generations are and it has to do with the ages we experienced the world before and after the internet. Very depressing.

"You'll neglect your faith and neglect your spouse so that some rando claps for you." - Dr. Arthur Brooks

@morganisawizard I have a plethora of car life hacks for you if you're interested. Truck stops are your friend.

currently living out of my car in the desert. this is the dirtiest i’ve been in my life. baby wipes are god’s gift to mankind. i’ve become a proud owner of a bandana and have taken to shooting my empty beer bottles with a glock.

@psychotronica_ Go to hell you fucker!!!!

Catman Fancam U.S. Catman: Boxer’s Blow / Lethal Track 1989-90 / Hong Kong / Godfrey Ho #punchaholeinthefuckinwall 🐈‍⬛💥sound on💥🐈‍⬛

@BluebellRaven I like this. Reminds me of a quote I heard, "Recently, I've been called to know the value and the beauty of things that live longer than I do."

Word of the Day! ✨🪶✨

@kryfton I found this frog, he was just down the street from his house. He was all mirror world twacked out. That old dude's mirror was clutch. I got him back home and the dudes made my awesome sword STRONGER!!!

@kryfton This bitch is calling me a liar.

Using bombs and arrows will make you victorious over Vitreous! The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | Super Nintendo | 1992

@kryfton I went and played some Captain Save-A-Hoe and that wizard dude was serious! He zapped that chick to the frickin' ether dude. I whooped his ass but now I'm back in rabbit world with my bitchin' new sword

@kryfton That bomb action is nice. (Stealing it). Figured I'd give you a couple weeks to catch up and get a head start sucka. I'm gonna rip through this shizzzz. That princess chick was goin' all "AIEEEE!!!" or something after I found that cool sword. Dumb hoe.

@kryfton Whoa! I was out picking mushrooms in the woods and I found this sword dude. It was on a frickin alter. I checked it out and all those necklaces started to sparkle and I pulled it out and it was shining so bright it cleared all the fog. Super trippy dude.

Helmasaur King is down! The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | Super Nintendo | 1992

@kryfton Found ANOTHER ONE! I went for a hike and this old dude was lost and I helped him out, he gave me a mirror. I'm like whatever. I walk into a watery looking thing and I turned into a frickin' rabbit. No joke. Another world dude. I got 3 now, think I'll take a walk in the woods.

@kryfton Yeah, I showed it to this old dude and he gave me some killer new shoes! I found a trippy book in the library, and then found some gloves with killer grip and another one of those necklaces fell out the ceiling! These worms were trying to kill me!

@DirdeeD Great catch!

@kryfton I was just walking around, this thing just fell out of the sky.

@DirdeeD Stop talking so slowwwwwww

@kryfton She's out of the dungeon. This dude's problem now.

@kryfton Ahhh! The plot thickens! I might just try to speed run the whole thing right now. I'm rusty though, probably get lost in 6 or 7. It's been a while. But I just had a dream this princess was in the dungeon of her castle and my uncle just went out the door. It's storming outside.

@kryfton I'm thinking you had to grab that hammer and then leave, right? You've got a lot of hearts too. Interesting run you're on.

@DirdeeD First time I ever went to the Village of Outcasts before the hookshot!

@DavidWolfe Why's she starting with the donut?