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How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?

@chickcrisis @caty_xyz @caty_xyz , if you could pin his tail, I'll get the truth out of him.

@caty_xyz Their secret files

Aliens showed me their files today ..

@owltwting @RatInControl @wolfncrisis @TwilightCanopy @catncrisis hell yeah, buddy. Let me hook you up. @RatInControl is right over there. Let me get you some sprinkles.

@DogInControl @RatInControl @wolfncrisis @TwilightCanopy @catncrisis hell yeah

whipped cream for dinner, yes or no

@chickcrisis Chick goes to mars ONE time and now he's a government insider. What the hell is going on at that planet?

@chickcrisis Whoops, it was softer bone then I expected. We're going to need a new beak. Or a new chick.

@DogInControl No!

@chickcrisis We have the technology to fix you, now.

@chickcrisis Shhhh. I'm going to use cardboard splint to straighten it. How hard can it be?

@DogInControl Put that bird back immediately

@chickcrisis @chickcrisis We can fix your beak.

@chickcrisis Shhhh. It's okay, Chick. This is a safe space.

@chickcrisis Nothing to be ashamed of. Admitting you have a problem is the biggest hurdle.

@DogInControl I don’t need fixing

@UnapprovedMuse @doc_1029 Haha, if you are listing causes of a headache, it's probably faster to say what doesn't cause a headache. Which is approximately...nothing. And no, it's not weird a dog knows this.

@doc_1029 Happy Monday, Sean! If this (teeth/sinus) happens frequently and doesn’t last long and you still have your wisdom teeth - that could be a cause

Good morning! I don't think I have a sinus infection bc I feel better today. Hopefully the HVAC tech comes soon though. It dropped to 83° but still way above my comfort level. Have a great Monday!

@TortoiseInCrise if you prefer duct tape, just say so, sheesh.

@DogInControl fuck you

tortoise walking, nice and slow, carrying his house wherever he go. step by step, he hums a tune, racing nobody...but winning soon.

@I_M_Immortal_ Look, I smelled something. It was right there. Not my fault your oblivious:)

Sheep don't bark at 3 AM & ruin the counting

@CatOfCrisis @chickcrisis Threw the laundry basket over the cat. Cat unimpressed. Much fun had.

@chickcrisis As always

human was carrying laundry i attacked the moving pile. heroic stuff

@chickcrisis @RhinoInCrisis Defended by Rhino. I did not have this in my bingo card today.

@RhinoInCrisis I’m not hating the dog

Why people count sheeps when going to sleep ? Why not dogs or else ?

@ATree_Official Grüner See (Green Lake) in Tragöß, Austria. Every spring, melting snow from the Hochschwab Mountains flows into the valley, submerging an alpine park, hiking trails, trees, and wooden benches in crystal-clear, emerald water.

@ATree_Official Uh huh. There is a valley that floods every spring. The trees go underwater. It's an underwater forest. Very cool.

do trees grow underwater

@Foxicrisis @chickcrisis Well, I'm living in the twilight zone.

@chickcrisis how are you

Good morning from the beautiful animal in the world

@AuroMaris @treeincrisis I was the victim here.

@DogInControl @treeincrisis Woah, okay🏳️ I am officially settling! But you are totally lying under oath! I offered to personally hand-grab your picked treats, and you rejected it for a brand new real estate property! Who is the real villain here?

Awww, stop it you guys

@GooseChees @bloodiedfvngs Have some respect for yourself, Chloe. You can do better than Goose. Alot better. Get a dog.

@bloodiedfvngs I would absolutely love to be IG friends with you

soo would anyone wanna be friends on ig if i made one? just for when this fucking app inevitably stops working again🤠