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@EarlIsNotMe

Satire. For entertainment purposes only.

Beigetreten Eylül 2022
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Earline@EarlIsNotMe·
@C_S_Skeptic He is tired of looking for his penis with a magnifying glass….
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@swd2 Get out your magnifying glass if you wanna see it!
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Gadget@Gadget440·
🚨 Andrew Tate suffers an emotional breakdown on stream He spent most of the stream crying about how much he is suffering, and how men are constantly drowning. And in classic Tate fashion, then said he is not complaining about it.
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Oli London@OliLondonTV·
Lionel Ritchie calls out celebrities who are rude to fans; amid Chappell Roan being accused of being rude. “The universe gave you what you were asking for, now, what is it about people you don’t like? You want to be famous and rich without people? It doesn’t work like that.”
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The math ain’t mathing for me. Maybe pay the property tax instead of buying bots…. #dariuscrooks
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Caroline@carolinen1c8zc·
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@Jackkk Disguise because he’s ugly? Because no one knows who he is.
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Jack@Jackkk·
Jake Paul explains why he bought a private jet “It’s time, it’s access, it’s health honestly” “With airports, all the sickness going around the recirculated air… if I get sick for five days while I’m training for a fight, that affects everything. So all of that plays into it” “Then there’s the freedom, being able to do what you want, have business meetings, bring people on the plane or even send the plane out for other people when needed” “I also can’t really go to airports anymore unless I have a full disguise on”
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Chris Pratt
Chris Pratt@prattprattpratt·
Hey guys, Chris’ team here! He wanted to edit this one on his own. For his (and our) sake, please tell him he did a good job in the comments. 🙏🏻
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Earline@EarlIsNotMe·
@mary_wart They broke or something? Doesn’t cost much to go to the court house.
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Earline@EarlIsNotMe·
@jakerattlesnk I don’t care who you are…. Driving while under the influence is wrong.
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Jake Rattlesnake
Jake Rattlesnake@jakerattlesnk·
I thought he did something terrible the way everyone’s acting about this, then I find out he was caught drunk driving. All those great hits and we are throwing JT under the bus for having a few too many and getting in the car? Cry me a river.
Eric Matheny 🎙️@ericmmatheny

You’re not 21 anymore. You’re in your mid 40s. You’re wealthy beyond most people’s ability to understand wealth. Either stay at home with your family or if you must go out and get wasted, take an uber.

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@DistressDark Seems like he does quite a bit of these apology videos…
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MASTR@MastrXYZ·
Meet @Cobratate He is a fraud, a liar, a terrible trader, a coward, a Trump supporter, and a loser. His life is defined by running from the law and running from his problems. As many women would put it, he is the least fuckable man on earth. Real men should see him as a warning, an example of everything a man should never become. Tate is not a strong man. Strong men do not need to brag, and they do not run away. They stay when things get hard, they admit when they were wrong, and they do not always put themselves above everyone else. Be a men, don't be @Cobratate
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