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@Entengummitiger
Essential reply guy I like boobs and trees and riding my bike
Beigetreten Nisan 2016
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@Entengummitiger @africatodayMG Magnets, air, water, and electricity interact through electromagnetism, primarily by generating or influencing electric current via motion (induction) or ionic conduction (MHD). Magnets create electricity by moving near conductors, while saltwater conducts electric current ...
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@Aella_Girl I think the norms are just fine if you accept it's all real. The issue is just that it's not real
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at my mom's funeral, we only had time for a few people to get up to speak. One of them declined standing at the podium and instead stood directly in front of me (and my sisters, who are not religious). She then, into the mic, beseeched us to come to Christ, how mom would have wanted this, etc.
Then the next person who came up also declined the podium, stood in front of us, holding the mic, and talked about how the only thing she loved more than her girls was jesus and she of course only wants one thing for us.
Then we were out of time, and the pastor went up, and he closed by looking at us was like "If your mom could come back she'd be trying to tell you that it's all real."
fuck christianity man. It's a mind parasite that destroys actual connection and grief between people and replaces it with the taxidermied corpse of an ancient cult leader
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@nerkifajerwerki @taehyungkwondo That's fine. We don't like fun after all. You enjoy your life! But keep your shoes off the seats, will you
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@Entengummitiger @taehyungkwondo less about that, more about the german mindset of rigid rules, no whimsy, no fun and no enjoyment in life
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love the photo but the german in me is screaming "take your shoes off the seat"
charlie@gonegirlfriend
my dad casually dropped the coolest candid ever of me and my brother in the family groupchat yesterday
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@heavensbvnny @Liv_Boeree Nonsense. Self control is a key component of masculinity. Attempts to redefine what a real man is are usually initiated by foolish women - in the mistaken belief that it will make them safer - and endorsed by beta men in the hope that it may erode their innate disadvantages.
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@CFoxtrot52 Yes, recently. I already figured out that I either need to stick to offline dating, or recruit neurotypical help.
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@Entengummitiger Have you ever been diagnosed as being "on the spectrum"?
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if you are serious about dating, pay someone to take some good photos of you. get a few outfits and spend 2 hours posing and getting some candids.
you are wasting your time if you’re swiping on apps with a bad profile. you can buy back your time, and likely meet pretty girls!
Nuño Sempere (Asunción)@NunoSempere
before/after getting good dating photos
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@nerkifajerwerki @taehyungkwondo I prefer clean seats to putting my shoes on them
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@Romy_Holland Is a person with a photo like that supposed to look like that on the date? What about on any given Tuesday? If he gets together with a girl, can he look like on the left on some days? Or on most days? Or is she gonna be like "ewww rags"?
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@Romy_Holland , but also some muscle on his arms and shoulders - the right photo, he might have stick arms and no shoulders at all, impossible to tell
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@Romy_Holland The guy doesn't wear rags in that left photo...
Of course looks matter, a lot, but clothing barely factors in... I've never given it much thought, but I think anything under "too stylish" but over "literally homeless" is fine to me?
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@Entengummitiger when you’re assessing people to date does the way they look come into play? even if you like low-maintenance girls, you probably prefer ones who look pretty and you’d likely prefer one in somewhat fitted or stylish clothes over one wearing rags.
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@goblinodds @Romy_Holland Yeah, my birthday is coming up, I could ask the guests to take photos of me
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@Entengummitiger @Romy_Holland hang out w friends and take candid photos of each other when ur having a good time, looks less corporate this way
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@Romy_Holland I'm not a clothes guy and I have 0 interest in looking good in photos. I think the photo on the left seems authentic and nice, and everybody is like "omg look at the atrocity".
I guess I'll have to stick to real life to find a mate
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@Entengummitiger you could take photos that feel more like you! you don’t have to wear a blazer. wear clothes that flatter you and show your personality/style.
i’ve never thought tinder was a good app, i think hinge is the more serious app for dating.
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@Aella_Girl How would you have turned out if you never lost your faith? Like, not just stuck in there, but stuck in there as a true believer, but with all these needs and urges that don't fit the structure
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@SandyofCthulhu 50% of men don't know what hip dips are
40% know but don't care
5% hate them
5% love them
so it's a wash really.
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My wife has these and I didn’t know they existed nor that they bothered her until she complained about her “weird hips” one day. Turns out no matter how much I don’t care, she’s concerned about them.
Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic
Women: Ew it's so ugly Men: Extra grip!
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@Aneka15amyth @SandyofCthulhu It's got more to do with hip neck length, or at least that's what I heard
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@SandyofCthulhu Not having them means you got hip fat.
Which is not a bad thing, just a regular thing.
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