PhD. Eva Stratt

We are thrilled to announce that our development on how to make Astrophage into an ecologically safe and useful power source is progressing quickly and with little issues.

@heart2lamai_ @acosarbor @jaysgreenlight I can make it happen.

@acosarbor @EvaStrattHM @jaysgreenlight

hey twin wanna see the stars

@Ryland_Gayce Duality.

I came back with the milk and cigarettes.

#projecthailmary #stratt

@justabunchofH @cosmo_ilyukhina @jaysgreenlight Watch me.

@EvaStrattHM @cosmo_ilyukhina @jaysgreenlight WHAT? No! You can’t do that! This is horrible!!! 💔🥀😭

Currently mourning the beautiful russian lady who wanted me for dying… The fun we could have had together

@RileyOrmath ....That's a classified information.

@EvaStrattHM Stratt wtf do you mean "were"

heard Grace mention these two people named "Dubois" and "Shapiro". Any ideas who they are?

@Urmurderingme Which makes me even more confused regarding how you achieved it.

@EvaStrattHM You forget I dont have tear ducts

eva stratt drinks a lot btw. learned this from the years of being left behind #stillmad

@RileyOrmath @Ryland_Gayce If he hides inside you, I'm afraid he'll be sent to space anyway, seeing as you're a...spacesuit.

@Ryland_Gayce @EvaStrattHM PSST GET INSIDE ME THEY MIGHT NOT CHECK HERE AND IF THEY DO I'LL JUST LOCK YOU INSIDE SO THEY CAN'T GET YOU

Oh no. She knows I have the gene. Hide me.

@Urmurderingme Wasn't me. Your beanie eyes must've gotten foggy from sobbing so much about losing your owner and you confused me with someone else.

@EvaStrattHM saw you drink a whole bottle of hennessy the night grace got on that ship any input on that

@DrRyland_Grace I have multiple answers and you wouldn't like any of them.

AM I SMART

@comaresistin @rylandsglasses We have a policy of only sending those who wish to go. With that being said, you are both going to space.

@rylandsglasses @EvaStrattHM we need your consult please

I was wondering why my tl was way more active at like 1 am turns out 90% of my most active oomfs are from the other side of the world Have a nice day everyone

@hailmaryroach @jaysgreenlight @tapthatgrass You'd need more than one.

@jaysgreenlight @tapthatgrass @EvaStrattHM What if I give you this button I found??

I might have fallen for the oldest trick in the book… 🪳🫡

@tapthatgrass @hailmaryroach @jaysgreenlight No funds.

@hailmaryroach will make @jaysgreenlight @EvaStrattHM build new ship to come get you

@fundeathpowder You are both now. Adjust accordingly.

I'm neither an astronaut nor a inhabitant but ykw I'm #not complaining !

@comaresistin We thank you for your service.

Dr. Eva Stratt I am but a gene in your astronauts, I shall obediently keep them alive for your mission 🫡

This is my favorite frame I love how it goes through her head and chest

好笨ㄉ塗鴉

@jaysgreenlight You are quite welcome, me.

Thank you, me.