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@TheMobsRuling @BryceWayne10s @ABC Were you born mentally handicapped or did you suffer a traumatic head injury at some point?

@BryceWayne10s @ABC The Klan was apparently a myth, a staged stunt fake and false funded by SPLC and U.S. Democrats oooof

Elon Musk’s DOGE “blatantly used” race, gender and other protected characteristics to execute the largest mass termination of federal grants in the history of the National Endowment for the Humanities, a federal judge ruled on Thursday. abcnews.link/kfJxWVn

@SpawnWaveMedia I liked Battleborn, you don't even know.

"Hey this game is pretty fun" Twitter:

@MarioNawfal Don't make us come back down there.

🇺🇸 WTF is happening in Chicago?! Teens taking over the streets, burning cars in the middle of the road, blocking traffic like it’s nothing. This looks out of a 3rd-world civil war video. Will ANYONE actually get arrested for this?

>Anita Sarkessian resurfaces >DEI slop getting perfect reviews Don’t make it too obvious now

@SimonMiller316 Is it stupid? Yep. Am I more interested in this than any match on the card? Yep.

I know a lot of people get mad at me for stuff like this and more power to you. But I’ve not been this excited for SmackDown in months. 😂 GW4L!

@SoWhatAboutGame @VideoGamesPlus_ @Nintendo @Imagineer_info Cannot stress enough how f'ing glad I am that Star Fox is on the cart.

Star Fox + a couple of other PROPER Switch 2 physical announcements. Watch for details: youtube.com/watch?v=0dKC0K…

@87_delta @_xaibii Were you born mentally handicapped or did you suffer a traumatic head injury at some point?

@_xaibii WWE not only let TKO run it to the ground but they let them go woke too. Go woke go broke

NXT has completely ruined its standard There was a time when Bron Breaker was an absolute monster on NXT. People couldn't wait for his main roster debut and he felt unstoppable. Fast forward to now and we’re stuck with Mason Rook. Are we really supposed to be impressed by this guy? 😂 The aura, the booking, the excitement – it’s all gone. NXT used to build legends, now it feels like they’re just pushing randoms. Bron had that main event presence even in developmental. Mason Rook looks like he wandered in from a local indie show. What happened to the golden era of NXT? This current version is honestly embarrassing compared to the past. Bring back the real stars and proper booking. Until then, I’m not buying into this watered-down product at all.

@OneBadDude_ So Biden told Russia to invade Ukraine?

The same crowd who claimed that Joe Biden doesn’t control the gas prices are now blaming President Trump for the gas prices. It’s always the same thing with these people.

@sullys_burner Dude saw some color on TV and his dick fell off.

I’m tired man

@LOCAL_GRAVEYARD @WrestlerHauser More people watched Transformers (2007) than The Shawshank Redemption, I'd love to hear how that makes Transformers the better movie.

@WrestlerHauser Sami Zayn has never had a match viewed by as many people as Val Venis on an Attitude era RAW, PERIOD

Val Venis has never had a match as good as Sami Zayn’s most forgettable match.

@Nick_Marseil Hey genius, we all play driving games with a controller. Always have.

Years of shaming console players for preferring controllers over M&K just to run out and buy one like Turbo Man in Jingle all the Way.

@SimonMiller316 I've been watching wrestling since the mid 80s and only own 6 wrestling t-shirts. 4 of them are New Day shirts.

If you don’t see how Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston are 🐐s that’s fine. You’re allowed your thoughts. I think you’re nuts, though. 😂 Even before the next round their legacy is awesome. I’m pumped to see what they do next. They never miss!

@taysavage9411 @AustinCreedWins Damn bro, leave some chromosomes for the rest of us.

@AustinCreedWins they fired you and brought back Paige because they didnt want you guys having a toxic work environment and making onlyfans videos while at work.. they had to let one go and keep the other

For the past 16 years, WWE has been my home. It’s where I grew up, found myself, failed, learned, and got to live out things the younger version of me could only dream about. When I first walked into FCW, I just wanted a chance to prove I belonged and to bring something different to professional wrestling. That chance became a life full of moments I’ll carry with me forever — WrestleMania, championships, King of the Ring, arenas around the world, and the gift of connecting with all of you by being myself. The New Day gave me a bond with @TrueKofi and @WWEBigE that I’ll cherish for life. You believed in us, even when our ideas were wild, and because of that, we got to show people that being unapologetically yourself is a strength. UpUpDownDown became another piece of that same mission: a place for joy, friendship, and humanity. I’m so thankful to everyone, past and present, who helped build it brick by brick. To the locker room, producers, trainers, crew, camera teams, ring crew, everyone behind the scenes, and the props department - thank you. WWE has the most special and hardest working props department that youll ever find. Love you guys and none of this happens without you. And to everyone who has been part of this ride: thank you for believing in me. Thank you for letting me be Xavier Woods. Thank you for giving me the confidence… to walk away as Austin Creed.

@mcvadc @Breaking911 You must be so angry when the coaches do this in the NFL.

@Breaking911 Lordy. Lots of emotion happening there. But, ultimately, it was the horse and the jockey who won the race, not the trainer, whoever she is. Let's not pretend otherwise.

WATCH: Video of Cherie DeVaux, trainer of Golden Tempo, shows her reaction to winning the Kentucky Derby

@Garret__16 @videogamedeals Probably runs at 15 FPS, 480P.

@videogamedeals Dude already 20😭

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@pcgamer That's exactly what I wanted to happen on Alien: Earth. I was actively rooting for it.

Far Cry 4 director pushes back against Far Cry TV showrunner calling game stories 'pointless' and executes a drive-by on Alien: Earth 'which turned into a kind of weird Peter Pan gets a dog story' pcgamer.com/movies-tv/far-…

@EricLDaugh Yeah, sure, "US history" is what this is about.

🚨 LIBERAL: WE are the aggressor against Iran! SCOTT JENNINGS: …did all of US history before the past 8 weeks just not EXIST to you?! 🔥 Scott never misses!

@Vivek_13 @pcgamer Barbarian loops once, Weapons loops like 7 times.

@ExcerptEffigy @pcgamer is that what weapons did or something? i didnt see it

Don't do this to me Zach Cregger, don't get me excited for a Resident Evil movie—I can't get hurt again pcgamer.com/games/resident…