Florida Mutt

Battle trophies.

@Rhodie_Rhodes You just use 40% thicker gauge wire to keep the same conductivity.

Aluminum wire is about 40% less efficient than copper so we're going to jack up the local utility bills on top of the repair and replacement costs instead of just firing hispanics out of a cannon into the sun

@Chizitere_xyz Why would I want to continue living such a miserable existence? Since I'm think those kinds of thoughts anyway, why would I allow the person who did this to me to continue existing after I'm gone?

I’ve known my friend Dave since college. He was the kind of guy who built his entire existence around being a provider. He worked grueling fifty-hour weeks, bought a quiet house in the suburbs, and made his six-year-old son, Leo, the absolute center of his universe. Dave was the dad who spent his weekends teaching the kid how to ride a bike and his evenings reading bedtime stories. To everyone looking in, he was the blueprint of a good father. Then came a routine medical scare that tore his reality down to the studs. Leo had a severe allergic reaction that required an emergency room visit and a full blood panel. Dave was sitting in a sterile hospital chair, exhausted but relieved the boy was okay, when the attending physician handed him the chart. The doctor casually pointed out the blood types. Dave is O-negative. His wife is O-negative. Leo is A-positive. It is biologically impossible. In the quiet hum of that hospital room, six years of first steps, scraped knees, and unconditional, absolute love were instantly overshadowed by the most devastating lie a man can experience. When Dave confronted his wife that evening, the thing that permanently broke something inside him wasn't just the betrayal, it was her chilling lack of remorse. She simply stared back at him, her defenses raised, and weaponized his own character against him. "You're the only dad he knows," she told him coldly. "If you leave, you're abandoning your son." She had looked him in the eye in the delivery room, watched him cry tears of pure joy, and allowed him to legally and financially bind his entire life to another man’s child. She had stolen his youth, his labor, and his absolute capacity to trust. But the true, suffocating nightmare began when Dave walked into family court, believing the justice system would protect a man who had been subjected to a six-year fraud. He stood before the judge with undeniable DNA evidence, expecting the law to sever his legal obligations to a deception he never consented to. Instead, the family court system looked at a shattered man and saw only a utility. Under the ruthless application of "presumed father" laws, the judge ruled that because Dave had acted as the financial provider for six years, he was legally obligated to continue. It was deemed in the "best interest of the child." The biological father, the man who actually shared the DNA, remained completely anonymous and entirely free of consequence. Today, Dave lives in a quiet, empty apartment. Every single month, a massive percentage of his paycheck is legally garnished by the state to fund the lifestyle of the woman who orchestrated the ultimate destruction of his life.

@SamSamSidyBJJ @BasilTheGreat He pushed right up against the line over which his government would literally arrest him and throw him in prison.

@BasilTheGreat I didn't find this funny at all because he won't directly address it. He does it in a roundabout way. Still cowardly. Enjoy the destruction of Europe. It's over. x.com/amuse/status/2…

Jimmy Carr's new bit on Islam 🤣

@L8rryL @LPNH By their own mothers? Literally couldn't care less. By my hand? Nah I'm not a baby killer.

@FLMutt @LPNH They're still children. Do you think they deserve to be murdered just because their parents might not agree with you politically?

People sometimes accuse us of being secret Republicans, but unlike Republicans, we join with our Democrat colleagues to proudly proclaim that we want black and brown women to have access to as many abortions as they need.

@L8rryL @LPNH Just the enemies children.

@LPNH You are celebrating the death of children...

@LapisExxilis @LPNH They want less black and brown people in the world. You totally missed the point.

@LPNH you people are big on giving free stuff to black and brown people, we know

@CuriousLuke93x @HDThoreau11 "Key members of the Cabinet would not be informed of a major incident."

@HDThoreau11 Bessent is the Treasury Secretary. He wouldn't be dragged to the sitroom to be told of the death of a foreign leader. Rubio yeah, a few others yeah, but not the money man. His reaction was weird though, whatever it was.

Piecing together what we know. Netanyahu reportedly flew to Germany on Feb. 28. Germany is where the US evacuation hospitals are located. Scott Bessent was pulled from an interview for disturbing news on March 12th. The same day, Netanyahu supposedly gave a speech showing 6 fingers on his right hand, apparently AI. Theory: It seems Netanyahu was injured and flown to Germany for care on 28 February. He died on 12 March. Bessent was informed and an AI speech was presented likely for Israeli morale and misdirection of the enemy.

@infinitearsene @ItIsHoeMath You're not even intelligent enough to understand the point he's making. Once all the white people are gone (this is what you want), then the other races that are left will be free to enslave you again. And they will. And there will be no whites left to save you this time.

@ItIsHoeMath In history white people have actually benefited more from welfare than any other group of race actually, and tbh nobody but white bring up George Floyd in 2026 most white are actually very obsessed with him , and tbh I question your iq and intelligence but you’re a racist so🤷🏾‍♂️

"wypipo be slaverizin' us an sheit" LOL enjoy your future. This is what you're gonna get without white people handing you welfare checks and marching for your George Floyds You deserve it

@angelaira @TheXMatriarch You specifically (intentionally?) left out the first part of the vow, "to have and to hold." That's the part of the vow the wife is breaking BEFORE the husband breaks his vows.

@TheXMatriarch I think the vows say “in sickness and in health”, not “until this b stops putting out”. Maybe stop normalizing betraying sacraments taken before God?

We have normalized wives speaking about their husband’s sexual needs with open irritation, then act shocked when those same husbands leave for a younger, funner, and more sexually available option.

@FaithAndAlpha @DudespostingWs "We reject your claim that this was an accident because you continued to accelerate after contact with the wall, passing several other cars and increasing your position."

@DudespostingWs what good does banning this do? like couldn't you just say it was an accident and you crashed? not sure how they could prove this. glad it worked out for him tho

@samuelgodson55 @FudgeFuturistic The one time my wife locked me out of the room, I popped the hinge pins out and removed the door. Left the door sitting against the wall. Didn't even go in the room. That never happened again.

@FLMutt @FudgeFuturistic No, you men are literally told verbally to leave the room and sleep on the couch and even locked out of the room sometimes.

I've never understood how husbands end up sleeping on the couch. Like, it's your bed, too. What's she actually going to do about it? Kill you? lol.

@Hitchslap1 Those are the 2 groups that actually understand woman. Once you really understand female nature, it's difficult not to resent them. Concepts like honor, loyalty, honesty, and personal accountability mean nothing to them, and are prerequisite for us to consider someone "good."

I don’t have a good answer. I wonder what best explains this…

@dn12179 @BrockRiddickIFB You see someone tailgating, I seen someone being intentionally impeded. Fortunately, the guy got ran off the road AND got a ticket for his trouble. I just love a happy ending.

@FLMutt @BrockRiddickIFB See, you understand how to drive safely but you support the dumbass truck driver tailgating the pickup. How does that make sense?

We need more people like this trucker. Too many retards not scared.

@Christo00509847 @BrockRiddickIFB The trucker called it in and the pickup got the ticket. Turns out you're actually not allowed to use your vehicle as a barricade to intentionally impede other drivers. How does it feel to be 100% wrong? Does it hurt your ego a little bit?

@BrockRiddickIFB Wow he taped his own felony with brilliance and in color even. Yes please more drivers like this. Videoing "exhibit A" is a little more than east bound and down dip shit

@idigitu88 @BrockRiddickIFB The trucker called it in and the pickup got the ticket. Turns out you're actually not allowed to use your vehicle as a barricade to impede other drivers. You seem very upset about this guy getting exactly what he deserved.

@BrockRiddickIFB Probably the same trucker that hit and damn near killed my cousin. I’d have hunted him down.

@dn12179 @BrockRiddickIFB No. I also don't use my vehicle as a barricade to block other drivers on the road. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You're obviously very upset this guy won his stupid prize.

@FLMutt @BrockRiddickIFB Granted, brake checking or impeding progress I can agree with but supporting a dumbass move like tailgating or whatever pissed this idiot truck driver off just shows what a jackass you are. Are you a truck driver?

@dn12179 @BrockRiddickIFB Cope more. Trucker called it in and the pickup got a ticket. Turns out you're actually not allowed to intentionally impede other drivers. 🤷

@BrockRiddickIFB The trucker is a dumbass. His own dashcam is going to convict him. He'll lose his CDL, His drivers License, his livelihood, probably convicted of attempted murder, and for what? Road rage. Riddick is a dumbass as well. That could be him and his family in that pickup.

@squiggle888 @Cr7Godbrand Why do you care who he fucks if you don't want to fuck him? It's actually not OK to deny your husband intimacy and then tell him he can't get it anywhere else either.

@Cr7Godbrand It’s actually not okay to sneak around behind your wife’s back breaking your word. You are responsible for the morality of the choices you make.

Men are the ones contributing to a lot of this nonsense. In our fathers’ generation, if a man was constantly rejected for sex at home, he would simply go find a prostitute and pay for sex, and that would be the end of it. He would stop asking his wife. Some of you keep acting foolish over these women. If the “no” becomes too frequent, just stop asking and find someone who is willing to be paid for it. Many women claim to support sex workers anyway. Stop stressing yourselves out. Pay her, because it’s strictly business. She won’t be calling you later asking for money, shoes, or bags, and you won’t risk getting caught in an affair. Don’t date her. Just pay her, keep it business, and let your wife have all the rest she says she needs. Better than rape.

@John_Brian_K @JimChuong That's not the point. The point is to preemptively stop them from asking you for money after they find out. If they refused to give you money when you asked, it would require a special kind of sociopath to then turn around and ask you for money after finding out you have it.

@JimChuong No need for that unless you donot know your friends/family. Also I am not vindictive. I help everyone that I want to help, even those I donot talk to anymore. If you want to keep it all go ahead, but that is not me.

After you win $100m 1. Call everybody you know, ask them to give you $2,000 for an emergency, and tell them that you don’t know if you can pay them back. 2. Afterwards, tell everybody that you won the lottery.